The Games are only 6.25% of Sonic, Spin-off Material is 93.75%

My Rating of Every Archie Sonic Arc preboot & My 10 Least Complimented Stories

Newbie’s Perspective Sonic Free Comic Book Day 6 2012 Review

Sonic Free Comic Book Day 6

Sonic Super Special Issue 3 Firsts Review: My First Impression of Archie Sonic

Sonic the Hedgehog Firsts: Don’t Cry for me Mobius:

Rabbit Deployment:

The Lizard of Odd:

This Island Hedgehog:

Every Idiot Ball in Archie Sonic pre-reboot Flynn Issues:

He had nothing at all to gain from what he was doing, while he CLAIMED it was to get Eggman’s approval, Eggman obviously didn’t approve because he was acting independently and he’d have known what a control freak Eggman is, so right there, he should’ve just STOPPED his plan! The point of the plan was to get Tails kidnapped thanks to Bunnie and Jules, but um, why was Tails needed again? Shadow’s Chaos Control attracted the Emeralds, but what did Tails do in that moment? Nothing.

67: Sonic complains that ever since he got nanites in his shell, Tommy’s been acting up. No, this is the first time this has ever been mentioned. He wouldn’t have been trusted to be in the same room as Knuckles earlier then. Why wasn’t he be kicked out of the Freedom Fighters by now then? He was still being nice right after he got those nanites in him.

68: Rotor says that Tommy’s constantly in trouble anyways. No he isn’t. They saved him when he was kidnapped in the infiltrator factory, and he’s never gotten in trouble since. Ever since Tommy was saved from the infiltrator factory, he never caused any trouble and in fact all he did was SAVE people by stopping Bunnie and ROTOR’s electrocution.

69: He’s done everything as Anonymous to help Eggman and get him impressed, so why betray Eggman by releasing Mogul, instead of disposing of one of the biggest threats to him like he said he was planning to do at Issue 162’s start? What was the POINT of releasing Mogul? He didn’t NEED to release him as a distraction! He could activate the nanites whenever he wanted!

70: He’s done everything as Anonymous to help Eggman and get him impressed, so why betray Eggman by releasing Mogul, instead of disposing of one of the biggest threats to him like he said he was planning to do at Issue 162’s start? What was the POINT of releasing Mogul? He didn’t NEED to release him as a distraction! He could activate the nanites whenever he wanted!

71: ADAM becomes “ more powerful than the ultimate lifeform, “ wiping the floor with him just from taking over Tommy Turtle’s body with nanites to have a metal exoskeleton. What an obvious Villain Sue! He still doesn’t have any magic, and he’s never called out on as being delusional about this, and Shadow’s the same guy who destroyed an army of Metal Sonic Troopers with the wave of his hand by impulse, not even KNOWNG he could do it yet, so nothing’s stopping him from doing that again, or using the Chaos Blast again like he did to other Metal Sonics!

This is the same guy who can use CHAOS CONTROL to FREEZE TIME, and TELEPORT, so he’d effortlessly escape this situation!

72: If he can mechanize Tommy so easily, why didn’t he just release nanites ON EVERYBODY nearby, including EGGMAN so that Eggman would give him the approval he wants? In issue 152 the “ him mechanizing organics “ problem was RESOLVED, he was mechanizing a forest and Sonic talked him OUT of it to the point where he let Bunnie AND all of the Freedom Fighters leave the nanite city just fine, quite a contrast to what he’s doing to Tommy.

73: You’d think that if a device like the Chaos Beacon could be made thanks to Shadow’s Chaos Control, Eggman would’ve thought to do this HIMSELF. There’s no explanation for why EGGMAN couldn’t have built this beacon, what’s so special about ADAM? There’s no way Eggman would’ve had the ultimate lifeform on his side for so long and not only never took advantage of his teleportation ability, but also NEVER sent him against Sonic to do ANYTHING, let alone never sent him against GUN, the whole common enemy reason he joined him and he’d get impatient if he never got to bother them.

74: Issue 168 Courage and Honor: You’d think that if Patch DID destroy Antoine’s valuables, he would’ve long since thrown them in the garbage and they’d be long gone by now. Antoine isn’t saying that his valuables are MISSING, just destroyed, as if he’s seeing them first-hand, which makes no sense.

Even if Patch did keep the destroyed valuables in his house to be smug about being reminded of what he did to Antoine every day, you’d think that one, he’d still wanna hide them somewhere because someone could get suspicious of him if they saw he did that to his own stuff in a world where robot infiltrators exist.

And two, those possessions would still be stuff he could’ve benefited from and now can’t now that they’re destroyed and they’ll always remind him that he made that mistake, provided they aren’t just useless trinkets for sentimental value. Antoine isn’t looking in a closet of hidden destroyed stuff, he’s just looking at a room.

75: Bunnie asks Antoine if destroying all he loved was a thrill, as if she somehow thinks it was Antoine who did it even NOW!

76: Antoine doesn’t correct her that it was Patch who did that when he just said it was to himself. Plus he says “ m’amoure. “ That’s not how French works, even in THIS comic. This dialogue is nonsensical.

77: Antoine apologizes that he’s just mad at living in squalor. But why would Patch have been living in squalor? I understand inconveniencing Antoine, but he was living THERE and had no reason to think Antoine would be coming home really soon and prepare the house for him! I don’t buy that this was retroactively always how Patch lived disguised as Antoine.

78: Supposedly they can find no traces of the poison in Antoine’s dad, so why’s he dying anyways? Dr. Quack made a machine to go into people’s dreams but he was too incompetent to find these traces?

79: Why can’t they just cure him with a Ring to wish the poison away, let alone cure him with one of the many healing stasis tubes that were used earlier, or cure him with Rotor’s nanobots which cured Geoffrey when he had nanobots hurting him?! So him dying is just as forced as Locke dying in Penders’ 25 Years Later. This story was actually dedicated to the death of Flynn’s grandmother, which implies he pulled a Penders and killed off a character arbitrarily JUST BECAUSE of a death in his own family; with Penders, it was Locke because of his own father.

80: Issue 169: ADAM trusted Jules to go somewhere and self-destruct. And Sonic finds him quickly instead of him being locked up and hidden somewhere.

81: What would ADAM possibly have to GAIN in keeping Tommy CONSCIOUS? What possible benefit would there be to ADAM to keeping his head normal and ABLE TO FIGHT BACK inside his shell?

82: Why would ADAM do all of his plan to impress Eggman and get him to love him best when it was obvious that Eggman turned on him before he even completed that plan, meaning there would be no point to doing the plan at all?!

83: So logically, why doesn’t Eggman send his Egg Fleet after Knothole NOW? They’ve been constructed, they’re already IN the SKY. How could a sadist think that he’s had too long a day to ENJOY DESTROYING KNOTHOLE? And it’d be effortless, so he has no reason to wait. Uncharacteristically Eggman told Sonic that he’s had too long a day to deal with him and so he’s letting him go. Is Eggman really too much of a couch potato sloth to hit some buttons? If this guy wasn’t hard-working, he would’ve given up on fighting Sonic and being evil a long time ago just to laze about!

210: Snively calls Dimitri a trusting fool when he clearly looked at them suspiciously. And this was after he and the queen SMIRKED at him too, so they should know that he doesn’t trust them.

Everything Good about Archie Sonic Issues 75-159

Everything Good about Archie Sonic Issues 51-74

2923: Sabrina 90s Comic Issue 28 Some Enchantra Evening Part 1 by Gallagher: Enchantra enhances her power by merging with the binary datastream of her new computer, and this tries to explain why she sees into other realities and therefore gets the idea to enslave Sonic against Sabrina.

2924: It’s competent of Enchantra to be able to effortlessly brainwash Sonic against Sabrina RIGHT AWAY after interacting with him. It’d be dumb if she gave him a chance to react to her first, making me wonder why he didn’t avoid this fate, but instead, the second he walks over to a hill, he gets kidnapped and brainwashed.

2925: Sonic moves around Salem spinning him around to make him dizzy, taking advantage of his powers in a more creative way first instead of just spin jumping.

2926: Salem is smart enough to still accurately hit him with a beam of magic by aiming for the Sonic in the middle.

2927: Salem smartly turns himself intangible in the fight.

2928: He thinks to trip Sonic up with kitty litter, making him crash into the wall.

2929: It’s a bit amusing that when Sabrina’s about to go out the door, Sally accidentally hits her with it obliviously walking into the room with Nicole.

2930: Sally and Sabrina shake hands on the first meeting. 8.

2931: Sonic Super Special Issue 10 One Enchantra Evening by Gallagher: The witch leader both warping Sonic to her AND brainwashing him at the exact same time was very smart.

2932: Salem of all people acts as the mediator for once to get Sabrina and Sally to stop arguing.

2933: I like them bothering to explain her secretary had to scan the planet to look for Sonic’s energy signature.

2934: With the witches using computers, it proves magic and tech aren’t incompatible.

2935: It makes sense that Rotor would’ve put in Sonic’s DNA to Nicole’s database so she could locate her friends any time.

2936: Sabrina’s creative to trip Sonic by sticking her leg through the portal.

2937: It makes sense Sonic can create a vortex of air to suffocate Sabrina by running around her.

2938: Sabrina creatively created a tree to knock out Sonic when he was running.

2939: It’s smart of Sally to tell Enchantra that if she keeps the Mobius portal open, Mobian villains could threaten her world. She doesn’t know that a lot of the villains couldn’t threaten her right now, either. Sally manipulates Enchantra by lying that she’ll alert all the villains to the Other Realm if she doesn’t do what she says. And Nicole says she’s standing by, so she’d be able to do that.

2940: Sonic naturally is furious at Enchantra for “ enslaving my mind! “ and I like that.

2941: It creates good tension because Sonic is furious, while Sally’s contrasting him as the mediator trying to negotiate a peaceful agreement.

2942: Sonic’s brainwashing spell was broken because Sonic got knocked out. That makes some kind of sense.

2943: Sabrina tells Enchantra that if she’s got a problem with her, she should discuss it with her alone, and that’s brave, getting Enchantra to warp Sonic and Sally back home.

2944: At least Enchantra’s grudge is explained at all. 14 good things.

2945: Sonic Super Special Issue 10 Zone Wars A Tale of Two Hedgehogs by Bollers: I like Kintobor saying Scourge’s friends were his friends.

2946: I like that Alicia’s throne room has two thrones, one for Scourge.

2947: Patch has a good line, “ He is off somewhere powdering his nose, perhaps? “ about Alicia wondering where the go-getter Scourge that threw a person into the Zone of Silence went. There aren’t any more people evil enough for them to do that to, that’s not his fault.

2948: Interestingly, Patch shows he’s less a restrained coward than Antoine because not only does he clean his teeth with a sword

2949: and stupidly balance it on his finger by the tip of it, but he openly flirts with Scourge’s girlfriend in front of him.

2950: It’s fascinating that Alicia responds well to the flirting by Patch

2951: calling him monsieur Antoine.

2952: Scourge holds back against Patch by merely putting a chain around a guy who had tried to kill him four times in one week.

2953: Scourge’s obviously depressed at this point. He has his hand on his chin apathetically even when Patch is flirting with his girlfriend right in front of him, and when he sticks up to someone who tried to kill him, he deadpans, “ Give it a rest, Ant… “ He’s not happy with his life at all. Scourge is obviously depressed here, because his life is pointless with him just going through the motions with no villain to fight. Maybe he knows that, which gives him depths.

2954: Scourge says, “ You too, Tails? “ feeling hurt at his friends being walked out on and this implies that he was upset at Miles’ behaviour the most of all.

2955: I laughed from Scourge’s, “ It’s gonna take way more than a freaky light show to get my attention, bud! “ at a Robotnik.

2956: Sally says she’s so glad she’s gonna get to spend time with her friends when she’s at a picnic.

2957: Sonic Underground Sonic is met, and it makes sense that Scourge missed one of them and as did Zonic. With so many Sonics to keep track of, Zonic had forgotten to keep track of U Sonic and thus he forgot to ask him for help against Robo-Robotnik.

2958: It’s interesting worldbuilding, the Sonic Underground lore.

2959: It’s delightfully self-aware for Sonia and Manic to be surprised at the names Tails and Princess Sally. “ Tails?! What kind of a name is THAT?! “

2960: It’s good that Sonic freed Scourge from the cell because if he got roboticized he would’ve been very dangerous if he was used to fight Underground Sonic.

Newbie’s Perspective Archie Sonic Reviews Issues 235-249

Issue 235:

We start out with Silver finding a hidden room, a private study in the Onyx Island building. Edmund lampshades not knowing about this library, and Silver notes that somebody had been researching the old Freedom Fighters. Who?

After Edmund jokes about Sni-I mean Silver turning himself upside-down to dust the room with his HAIR, Silver finds Antoine’s old diary which has survived for 200 YEARS by this point somehow, and says that he knows who the traitor is.

  Right away absolute bullshit because someone whose best language is not the native one of the region they’re living in, would NEVER write their diary in a language that all of their friends could understand, especially since he clearly doesn’t want anybody he knows to read it! There’s text saying “ do not read! That means you Sonic! “ So right away the whole premise of this story falls apart because the diary should’ve been written in French!

PLUS, now I don’t know about the common practice with what people do with diaries after people die but I’m pretty sure Antoine’s friends would’ve destroyed his diary out of respect for the guy after he was gone to, respect his privacy and prevent anyone from reading it!… Why would he want ANYBODY to read his diary even after he’s gone? There’s no way it would’ve survived 200 years of a bad future!

Books do last a long time, but this is a BAD FUTURE, although the story already didn’t hold any water, since Silver should’ve used his time travel gem to find out who the traitor was immediately by warping to the right time and place. If he just kept using time travel, he would’ve found the right time and place eventually! Instead we’re still being forced to put up with this stupid plot thread and now it’s got the most tasteless of all timing, because he thinks ANTOINE is a traitor when he just sacrificed his LIFE to save Elias! Well he might as WELL have anyways.

  Bunnie says that while the Power Ring IS helping, it doesn’t seem to work as well for HIM as it does for Sonic. even though Antoine used a Ring to power up and slice Egg-Robos earlier just fine. I guess it’s supposed to be since it enhances one’s natural abilities and he has none.

UH…  so they’re using a Ring. And, Rings grant wishes. Sonic clearly made a Ring grant a wish, to get Khan back to normal. So WHY didn’t they just wish Antoine out of the coma? Why would, why would he even MENTION the Rings, if he’s just gonna ignore the elephant in the room?!

This isn’t a completely separate continuity from the one where Rings granted wishes, is it?! And he clearly DID use a Ring in “ The Map “ and sliced through robots because of it. So it didn’t “ not work as well as it did for Sonic! “ How would he not be pure of heart anymore?

  Then Bunnie says that she arbitrarily refused to use the thing that woke up King Max to wake up ANTOINE, because she blames IT for the king going insane and not the fact that he was poisoned to go into a coma in the first place. How was I ever supposed to know that was what Flynn was going for?! Idiot! This arbitrary decision just looks like another instance of him eliminating an obvious solution to cure him that was already firmly established in the comic, to justify keeping him out of commission for the rest of the comic.

  Isn’t it bad enough that he completely ignored the RINGS being a potential way to save him? You’d think that the king trying to get Sally to marry Antoine was proof that his brain was screwed up BEFORE the Emerald thing was used on him. And Patch wasn’t surprised he did that, so he clearly poisoned him to GET that result on purpose or else he would’ve been relying on dumb luck to have the king do that for him.

  Bunnie continues to completely waste time talking to someone who CAN’T HEAR her in a melodramatic scene, and then hopes her friends will forgive her for what she “ has to “ do to protect them better. LOGIC would dictate that she would demand an engineer friend or Nicole to give her some cyborg parts, or at least demand a nanite suit.

But instead because she said ” forgive ” this is obviously supposed to lead to her joining the Dark Egg Legion with the Baron just so she can get cyborg parts, a story we’re never gonna see the result of because the writer can’t just wrap up a plot thread right after introducing it! (This is never gonna be resolved: 33)

  And that’s so arbitrary because she could’ve easily asked Rotor to do this, or at least ask him to make her a strappable arm cannon or jet-pack! And then she wouldn’t HAVE to worry about having explosives in her! She could’ve asked for ray guns, jet-boots, and a force field generator, there were so many better ideas and instead of Flynn going for the simple solutions, Bunnie went for the stupid one that will lead to her having bombs in her, and she KNOWS about those bombs!

  Mogul tells Silver that his memory of Sonic’s time is hazy. I’m guessing because it was so LONG ago. And he says that Ixis was leading the resurgence of his Order of Ixis as a king, (This will never be resolved: 34) even though we don’t see any other wizards than him who aren’t trapped in his mind! So maybe Mogul accidentally spoiled a future plot point. Considering how powerful Ixis IS, getting new powers as the plot demands, I have a hard time believing that he couldn’t just get the wizards out of him with a SPELL.

  Mogul expresses regret over how he could’ve been helping the world back then but wasn’t. And then he reiterates that all of this came to pass because one of Sonic’s original Freedom Fighters supposedly took actions, that destroyed the team… The In Your Face story shows that’s bullshit. If ONLY Silver could TALK to Nicole – wait, wait a minute! Yeah, that’s ANOTHER big plot hole! Nicole’s from a happy future! Why didn’t she just talk to him in private and say, “ Hey, I’m from the future too! And none of the Freedom Fighters were destroyed! I was sent back in time by the future Sally! “

  Silver says that in Antoine’s diary he can see how jealous he was of Sonic, and how he thought he was the only one fit for command. This just reminds me of how it would’ve made more logical sense if Antoine was the traitor and not Fiona the bland nice girl, not that this would’ve been any good either.

What’s left of the LAST few entries are “ too many witnesses “ and then “ it is my hope that with such a strong show of force… “ Again, he would’ve written in FRENCH! This plot is dumb! And what would be even MORE dumb would be not explaining why this diary survived this long. And I haven’t said “ this plot is dumb “ since the James Bond parody story by Penders, the most aggravating story he ever wrote.

  I forgot that these incriminating cherry-picked lines were actual lines from Antoine’s diary in Issue 234, his narration, because I had already read an entire Sonic Universe arc between that issue and this one. So at the time I was like, why would he even WRITE this?! Silver, mentioning that he’s reading what’s left of the last few entries, so that’s probably ripped up pieces of paper he’s reading, Silver says he also wrote “ faith in Naugus, “ “ find myself divided “ and “ our true king. “

Silver comes to the conclusion that HE was the one who brought Ixis into power, and not Geoffrey… who you’d think would go down in HISTORY as that person, but I guess the bad future has barely any historical accounts left as it IS which destroys the believability of Antoine’s DIARY surviving!

  Then Silver says that he’s found a newspaper with a picture of Sonic fighting Antoine, with the news headline about “ Sonic battles former friend “ and a page saying something about Silver fighting alongside Sonic! This will ALSO never be resolved by the way! (36). I don’t see how this newspaper article exists when nothing like the event he described where Silver fought Antoine with Sonic ever occurred, the closest it came to that was Hedgehog Havoc because Patch met Silver but the news media never would’ve found out about that because it was on Moebius.

Now, I tried to not be, angry and bitter when I started doing this recording but I just can’t help it when the plot is so DUMB! And the Freedom Fighters vanished during this period of time. No they won’t. So I really hope this is properly EXPLAINED. If not it’s a narrative cheat!

  The only explanation I can think of is that it was planned that Antoine would wake up from the coma with amnesia, and would fight Sonic because of brain damage, or maybe an Antoine infiltrator or alternate universe Antoine would be fighting Sonic. But we’ll never know about that! At least not if Archie Sonic Online keeps dragging their feet on releasing new issues and never resolves this themselves. After all, technically the Mecha Sally problem got resolved by them.

And, later ON Silver DOES save the day and make it so that you’d think he wouldn’t NEED to stay in the present to fight alongside Sonic! So this fight would have to take place after he saved the future but before he went back home. How would this newspaper headline come to PASS?!

  And it’s never explained. Even two dozen issues later! This is exactly the reason the game purists called pre-Flynn “ a mess! “ And he’s doing it again! And no I’m NOT just blaming Penders and his lawsuit for this! If Flynn didn’t write so FAR ahead, if he didn’t POSTPONE shit so much and just wrapped stuff up FASTER, I could’ve gotten to this headline-explaining! There’s no excuse for taking two dozen issues or more to wrap up plot threads!

There’s been dropped plot threads since before the Iron Dominion arc! That tells me that even if there wasn’t a reboot, NO amount of time passed would be enough for them to make Flynn resolve them! Let’s say someone made the ” it’s for kids ” argument for this Sonic comic. Then what kind of a kid’s comic should take this long to wrap up plot threads?! Wouldn’t that lead into an accusation of, he’s taking it way too seriously by making it a dragged out epic? You would never see the early pre-41s of Archie taking forever to resolve a plot thread.

  Mogul says that he’s warned Silver about abusing time travel too much, saying that even NOW their memories are fuzzy. And Silver says he’s lucky Mogul and Edmund remember him at all. WHATEVER. If ANYTHING he’s not abusing it ENOUGH, or he would’ve saved the future a long TIME ago!

Mogul says that Silver will chase this lead WITHOUT taking the Time Stone WITH him, staying in the past until he finds the culprit. Pretty stupid decision to say the least, forever preventing Silver from just time traveling ahead to the time of the betrayal until that time, and he’s basically sending the future’s only hero away forever! I’m not letting the good art fool me into thinking the story is well-written. In fact this makes Issue 152 look good and I hated that art!

  Speaking of badly written, Mogul says he’ll write instructions for Silver on how to get back to the future without a Time Stone, because that’s apparently possible, out of convenience. The only explanation is that he expects Silver to get all seven Chaos Emeralds and do Chaos Control to time travel, like Sonic did in the Death Egg Madness.

And just because you foil the traitor at ONE point, wouldn’t necessarily mean there wouldn’t be ANOTHER so-called traitor incident, that could lead to the future being destroyed! And who KNOWS, maybe, maybe the future WASN’T ruined by the traitor incident, but was ruined by Mogul or another factor, and another ONE of those factors could happen AFTER Silver followed his instructions to get back HOME… and then… UGH! Fuck time travel!

  Tails’ father shows up to Tails who’s got stress lines working in his workshop and he reveals that he hasn’t been home in a while and his parents are worried about him. He’s OBVIOUSLY working to avoid thinking about how depressing things have gotten and getting upset.

Tails says that he has to get the Tornado finished, talks for a long time about how he’s riding all of his hopes on it, snaps and the crowbar slips out of his hand onto his foot, which I can only assume is because he was so stressed out or else that’d make no sense of him, and he starts to cry unfortunately in SILHOUETTE asking his father how HE handles it when someone close to him gets into that kind of condition.

Antoine being killed off would’ve made this scene make more sense because a soldier’s much more likely to see people dying than go into comas and KNOW that they went into comas specifically. He hugs him as he starts to cry, and Amadeus reassures him… I mean, this is sweet and all, but I’d rather have this kind of moment with Tails and Sonic!

Tails is told that his mother’s too busy with government business and it breaks her heart because she’d much rather be here for him. Ixis says that he wants to exile Nicole from the city as I wonder why the Council that fears her so much didn’t already do this a LONG time ago! But he IS using her failure to protect the city from the Armada as a recent justification. Dylan and Penelope looks scared, Rotor looks resentful and HATES Hamlin and Ixis, Rosemary looks like she’s really worried for some reason, and Uncle Chuck looks depressed.

Penelope naturally wonders how they even COULD exile Nicole since she runs every nanite in the city as she INSISTS on referring to “ Nicole’s program, “ and not Nicole as a person! I actually laughed at Rotor’s stormy response! “ COULD we legitimately exile her? “ “ NO. “ (giggles) I definitely relate to him here.

  Then Nicole, as we only get a close-up of her head to an extreme extent, says that the nanites run on very basic code and are rebuilding automatically. So the city CAN function without her. Why would you tell them this?! Although she would be required for new buildings or defensive measures within the city.

As Penelope and Chuck look depressed, Ixis insists that HE defends the city. No he fucking doesn’t. He failed at the Death Egg and he failed at fighting the Battle Lord, instead of just attacking him immediately! Let’s not have ANY of the characters point that out or even THINK it since maybe they’re not saying it out of fear. He then says that his citizens can build what they need. Yeah but it’ll take longer. Chuck says sadly that exile means Nicole would be confined to Freedom HQ’s science lab without her body or a way to interact with them besides a screen.

SHOCKINGLY even Uncle CHUCK agrees! With it being almost unanimous to banish Nicole! WOW that was dickish on his part and him SIGHING about it doesn’t make it OKAY, or not Out of Character! “ Uncle Chuck betrays Nicole by banishing her. “ Think about that sentence. ” Uncle Chuck banishes Nicole. ” That sounds like a bad fanfiction! Penelope and Dylan don’t look happy either and Hamlin growls but they’re still being jerks.

  And Nicole somehow looks SCARED and SURPRISED at this instead of being USED to it and EXPECTING it in her depressed state! This is HER fault for TELLING them that she could be exiled! What’d she expect? Idiot! It’d make sense if she WANTED to be exiled because she was sick of living in a city that no one wanted her in where everyone was just insulting her, but since she’s drawn to look upset here, it all falls APART! She had no reason to tell them they could exile her!

  Rotor furiously calls everyone out on how ungrateful they’re being. “ Have you lost our minds?! Nicole is one of us! A Freedom Fighter! She built this city for you! She saved EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US! “ And Uncle Chuck actually has the nerve to act like HE’S in the wrong, by saying his name twice, as if HE needs to calm down and HE is the reasonable one! FUCK YOU! What a TERRIBLE ROLE to put Sonic’s lovable uncle in!

This isn’t Uncle Chuck, I REFUSE to acknowledge him as such! Can you imagine if “ Uncle Chuck betrays Nicole and Rotor “ happened in SatAM?! That would never happen! Of course, neither would “ Antoine goes into a coma, Sally gets roboticized, Knothole gets destroyed, and Bunnie forever loses her cyborg parts! “

  Chuck insists that while none of them are happy about it, they’re doing what the scared citizens WANT, so this is just a temporary measure to calm people down. This is why democracy FAILS. Rotor resigns out of protest saying, “ This council is for the citizens, and it just BETRAYED one of them… “ And Nicole covers her mouth in horror as if he did something WRONG!

  Well he’s KIND of been doing something wrong for months by just sitting there being useless on a Council instead of being an engineer or Freedom Fighter all this time! So if anything you’d think she would want him to give up earlier! But still she’s looking at him like he killed a puppy!

And she even tries to stop him when he storms off! What an idiot! Why the hell would she object instead of being THANKFUL?! It’s not like he was helpful being on the council anyways! He was ALWAYS being outvoted by idiots, which is why it feels better in an action series to have just ONE person in charge! Even if this arc WASN’T riddled with plot holes, it’d still be way too frustrating to enjoy with all these dark and irritating plot points! At least Uncle Chuck had the sense to be proud of Rotor saying “ good for you. “ I assume HE stays because he needs the money. It’s not to vote like Sonic would want anymore based on this!

  Rotor lampshades that he wasn’t there for Sally or Antoine and he’s still her friend. Yeah he WASN’T there! He could’ve been in the Death Egg with his nanite suit and I’d rather if HE had been roboticized instead of Sally, and he definitely would’ve saved Antoine from Metal Sonic in that suit!

  Nicole cries tears of joy and gives him a hug thanking him as Espio looks sympathetic to her. Silver who’s watching from the bushes, feels bad about ever suspecting Rotor when he’s being that kind. Honestly even him being convinced that the other Freedom Fighters are innocent is arbitrary. Sure it makes sense from the audience’s perspective that him just being TOLD that they’re heroes or spending some TIME with them, would convince him that they’re not future traitors, because we KNOW that they’re good people.

But LOGICALLY a person being kind and heroic at ONE time doesn’t guarantee that they won’t CHANGE and plan to cause trouble LATER! Just look at Geoffrey, or Fiona! If Silver was interacting with THEM when they were heroes, he would be convinced for the same reasons! That wouldn’t mean that he was right!

  Amy knocks on Sonic’s door as he’s locked himself into his room blaring music out of it. I wonder if that’s sad or angry music? It would certainly make sense! So really Sonic deals with negative emotions like depression, generally the same way that SALLY does! He tries to bottle it up, having music blare it away and not telling anyone how he feels! It’s lucky that SALLY had the breakdown and not SONIC!

  Amy reveals that like Tails she deals with depressingness by keeping busy. She helped Tails link up with Amadeus, delivered all the well-wishing gifts to Bunnie this morning, checked in with Rosie who’s really upset, and she says looking really sad that if she helps everyone ELSE deal with “ grief “ she won’t have to. “ Grief. “ So this was obviously written as if Antoine was killed off anyways like he intended.

  As Amy cries hugging Jules, Sonic plays the guitar looking depressed and thinks about all the horrible ways he bullied Antoine, one of which involves a whoopie cushion. I’m glad this issue is at least SORT of kind of addressed, as he admits that Antoine deserved better.

I still would’ve liked to see a short story where we saw the exact point where Sonic realized, “ You know, maybe I’m being too harsh on Antoine, maybe I should stop horribly bullying him. “ It could be after Antoine would call him out for his bullying pointing to IT as the reason he court-martialed him! And just then… in the saddest issue in the comic because of Antoine, at the worst possible timing… Silver tells Sonic that he thinks Antoine’s the traitor!

  Sonic I’m fully on your side for this one GO GET HIM, DUDE! He looks furious with his eye twitching, spindashes at him, grabs him by the hair dragging him to his hospital bed, and resentfully tells him why he’s in this situation.

Then Sonic looks horrified at seeing Bunnie’s letter. When Silver naturally accuses BUNNIE of being a traitor for going missing which at least is slightly accurately since she’s joining the Dark Egg Legion, Sonic spindashes at him, and when Silver has the good sense to telekinetically hold him in the AIR so that Sonic can’t give him any satisfying blow, Sonic, looking DEMENTED and furious, has my full support as he says, “ LISTEN! There. IS. NO. TRAITOR. I believe in my friends. I believe you’re a flake. Each of them is a hundred times the hero you WANT to be. Now. Get. Out. Go. HOME. “

YES! He’s absolutely furious, I LOVE seeing this Tranquil Fury, it’s so refreshing! Come on, Sonic, PUNCH him! I don’t CARE if Silver’s misguided, that traitor plot is JUST STUPID, though I’m more mad at Flynn than Silver. HE doesn’t know better.

When Silver says that he can’t go home because he’s stranded, Sonic says, “ Then get out of my sight, “ as he’s let go. Then he tells Geoffrey to go home as WELL saying he doesn’t belong here, and Geoffrey proves he still has decency in him and isn’t completely molded into a different character just because he’s on the bad guys’ side, like Fiona was, by saying that he still came to pay his respects to Antoine.

He even salutes him, and says, “ You had me in the court room. Come back to me so I can say that to your face. “ So he’s not EVIL, he’s just thinking that Ixis is a good king. And since Ixis is the lesser evil to Robotnik and a powerful wizard who should logically be able to defeat him, I can understand why he’d be desperate like that!

He doesn’t KNOW any better! He trusts HIM out of desperation but he’s still very obviously evil! Geoffrey should tell Ixis to deroboticize all the Legionnaires with his power, and if he refuses to do that, then that should be a big wake-up call for him that Ixis only cares about being in charge of people and not helping the world!

  Sonic lampshades that Geoffrey’s confusing. He talks about how oh so coincidentally it was only the Freedom Fighters who aren’t in the GAMES, who are suffering so much, and he says that the Freedom Fighters are done, even though Amy and Tails are still just fine, and while Nicole’s stuck in the lab, she’s only banished from the CITY, she could still help in her handheld form. Giving up a little early there. Harvey Who convinces Silver to join the Secret Freedom Fighters and the story ends there.

  This issue was by Ian Flynn, and has Silver go after Antoine as the traitor with the worst possible timing because of some leads that aren’t fucking explained when they desperately need to be; a very incriminating newspaper showing Sonic and Antoine fighting, and Antoine’s diary which isn’t written in French for some WEIRD reason! And has somehow survived up to Silver’s time! Already the story’s premise falls apart if you SNEEZE at it! Why do people love Silver’s inclusion in this comic?!

  Then Mogul says arbitrarily that Silver will go back in time WITHOUT a Time Stone and not come back until he saves the future, even though having a Time Stone and time travelling is the best way to DO that! He really should just be putting time travel portals to see through the other end of in every point of time he can think of until he finds the betrayal.

He could’ve just appeared ONCE in the ENTIRE comic, when he’s needed to prevent that particular part in history! But he doesn’t because Flynn wants to drag out the stupid time travel plot whose novelty wore out a long time until it never gets resolved, or at least, never SATISFYINGLY!

  I don’t blame Sonic ONE BIT for snapping at Silver. And even then Sonic was holding back until he accused Bunnie too. As likable as Silver’s naive puppy face can be, I HATE how he’s so ineffectual and accusing all the HEROES like that! I expected that Sonic would PUNCH him! But he didn’t even get into a fight, although Silver’s ability to psycho-hold him still is the only logical result of Sonic trying to fight him. That fight would be WAY too one-sided. But we could’ve at least seen him punch him! TWICE! He wasn’t expecting it! But instead Flynn manages to disappoint me when I reach a point I heard about AGAIN!

  Also Bunnie runs away to join the Baron to get cyborg parts… instead of just asking Rotor for a nanite suit or an arm cannon strapped to her arm and a jet-pack to hover and a ray gun to shoot lasers, or outright asking to be cyborgized again, like would make SENSE! Instead she’s gonna run away all emotional not thinking straight, because fuck logic!

Her main flaw is that she’s a stubborn IDIOT, like a stereotypical dumb Texan and Dumb Blonde, so real progress there. But the problem is that it’s not pointed out by the characters! So rather than being an intentional character flaw to make her feel more human, it feels ENTIRELY unintentional and just a product of sloppy writing!

   At least SALLY’S intentionally written to have a whole bunch of FLAWS! And they say SALLY’s the Mary Sue! Bunnie can be a total moron, forgetting the Iron Queen can control her over and over again, and forgetting that she’s not a cyborg and still trying to fight! And yet nobody calls her out on her mistakes, not even her ENEMIES! Oh yeah Sally told her to sit down a few times in Issue 40, that TOTALLY makes up for everything… I can’t be… non-negative about these issues when they suck so much, I just can’t!

Issue 236:

  We start out seeing the people of Furville being panicked at some robots from the Death Egg as Eggman threatens them through an announcement in it. Gee it’s almost as if the cities that DON’T have force fields aren’t safe at all! If even Sandblast City can have a force field generator, why the hell doesn’t EVERY city?!

Eggman says that everyone who isn’t immune to being roboticized will be legionized instead and used to hunt down their loved ones. So why the hell do only SOME people still have an immunity to it? There was no indication in the Death Egg Madness that only HALF the people in the world lost their immunity to it, and HALF just makes it feel twice as arbitrary!

  Eggman says that he’ll get around to fixing the roboticizer and the people with those fates will have to wait in the prison eggs. How does he plan to keep them fed and stuff? That’s kind of a mercy then, though. And he’s attacking Furville to get revenge from last time, not to mention it’s one of the largest settlements on the continent. It IS? I thought it was just some random village.

 Being alone and bitter Sonic remembers Scourge saying that just one bad day would make him just like him. Amy and Tails show up telling him bad news that he already knows and when Sonic says that the Freedom Fighters are done, Amy slaps his leg – OH, so it’s FINE when SHE slaps him! And his friends accuse him of joking when he wouldn’t joke about that and furiously yell at him that he’s NEVER given up BEFORE, all ganging up on him.

Feeling pressured because it’s clear his only friends left would all HATE him otherwise which explains why one bad day WOULDN’T make him become like Scourge, Sonic lies that he never planned to quit and was going to say they have to make a new team. He has to reassure his friends that they’ve gotta seriously brainstorm to come up with a way to fix things, while putting his arm around both Tails AND Amy. That’s definitely a better dynamic for the two of them than, “ I take anything Amy says with a shaker of salt! “

  Then Rotor shows up back to his old design as he looks bitter and he tells them all that Nicole is banished from the city. Tails looks horrified, just assuming that his OWN MOTHER voted for this which she DID, but he’s still jumping to conclusions… I’m really glad he’s horrified at his MOTHER being a horrible Obstructive Bureaucrat for ONCE!… Normally she just gets away with it!

Rotor says that they can’t keep protecting the city AND fight Eggman even though they’ve done that their ENTIRE LIVES just FINE. What he means is they can’t both chase the Death Egg with a plane AND be in the city.

And we cut back to robots including Metal Sally attacking Furville. Sonic makes a speech to the Council of Acorns saying that they’ll split into two teams with Sonic leading the first one to try to fight Eggman and rescue Sally while Rotor will be in command of another team to help protect the home front.

Rotor then summons his nanite suit and says that it provides corrective support for his back, and puts him back in active duty. How does a SUIT do that for his back, which is INSIDE him? His back could only get support by nanites INSIDE it, and that would be permanent, because it’d move his spine back into position!

  Fortunately while Ixis arbitrarily denies Sonic’s idea out of spite like an idiot when he should be supportive of ANYTHING that would be a better way to fight his ENEMY EGGMAN while also keeping the city protected, for ONCE the Council is good as Rosemary says that they ALL have to take a vote on it and they all vote in favour of Sonic’s plan…

Rotor says that Tails is helping him bring two former Chaotix out of retirement to join Team Freedom first, and then he’s going to hold a recruitment drive here in the city. RETIREMENT, since WHEN? Of course, Sonic is taking the other GAME characters for HIS team, who go to rescue Furville.

Oh they’re called Team Fighters. Why do the other names have to exist, why can’t it just be Sonic’s team and Rotor’s team? It feels like the writer’s pushing the concept on me too hard and coming on too strong right away expecting me to love the idea right away.

Sonic says he’ll never give up and dishonor the sacrifices of his friends and he says while spindashing at Mecha Sally that he won’t pull his punches with Metal Sally, partly as karma for how SHE didn’t hold back when HE was roboticized… Well, she didn’t ATTACK him, but, I get it I guess.

  Amy seems to have taken over SALLY’s role as the nag, which Sonic lampshades, but I don’t think it’s a good FIT for her. Isn’t she already enough of a jerk with her threatening people with her hammer, and being violently jealous of other girls in other continuities? Being the nag would just make her worse, IDW.

One of the villagers says that if Sonic and friends can fight, so can they. Eggman is told that if they leave NOW they’ll have just enough time to refuel and surprisingly he reluctantly does so saying to bring Metal Sally back.

  Now for some MORE arbitrary bullshit!… Metal Sally flies away and Sonic gets grabbed by a robot before he could grab Metal Sally because he didn’t reach her at the speed of sound in just a SECOND, after he BOUNCED OFF THE HEAD of the robot! He shouldn’t have been close enough to the robot for it to grab him after he JUMPED off it! Mecha Sally Stall: 5.

Tails flies after her in the Tornado-2 and Metal Sally tells the ground units to provide cover fire at her coordinates, which shoot at Tails’ plane successfully. Mecha Sally Stall: 6! And that feels especially lame because we can’t even SEE those units! And considering that Sally SAID this would happen, Tails should’ve already had advanced warning to dodge those attacks!

Sonic reassures Tails that he heard where the villains are headed and tells him to help finish off the last of the robots to save Furville… So ALL that happened was Furville got attacked by robots? That’s such a basic and easy story, I could write that. But at least it’s more creative for Furville to get attacked than the city, but what OTHER normal city would get attacked with Mobians in it? Furville’s the main town now with Knothole gone!

  In the NEXT story, Rotor recruits Big and Cream, the only two volunteers for his team because somehow everyone else was too cowardly just so he wouldn’t have to spend a while deciding who to recruit. So Big and Cream are on his team. I’m not exactly full of CONFIDENCE. I mean, Big is really strong, but he looks doofy and has a stupid voice and he IS stupid! And while Cream CAN fly, so can Rotor in his nanite suit, and she’s otherwise just a cute little girl who doesn’t fight, I don’t BLAME Ixis for not having any faith in them.

  Also why’d Rosie say “ aye, “ to Vanilla? Was I always supposed to imagine her talking with a Scottish accent? They write out the accents of the characters in this comic! Also, Heavy and Bomb are here too. Didn’t they get blown up and irreparably destroyed, TWICE since some Bombs went after Mina’s concert? Why weren’t they… rebuilt WAY earlier then?

And yet Rotor’s talking as if they’re the same one as from the BEGINNING and Tails and him magically found their primary cores out of nowhere and just NOW rebuilt them. THAT’S arbitrary! Also… Rotor CLEARLY said TWO volunteers and yet THESE guys are ALSO volunteers! That makes 4, Rotor! He said, “ all TWO of them! “

  Rotor says that one man can’t protect all of the city and someone FINALLY points out that Ixis couldn’t stop the Battle Bird Armada from blowing a hole through the heart of the city, and it’s thanks to Nicole’s nanites that they have their homes back at all. Technically they were ADAM’s nanites, but let’s totally ignore that every time and just give HER all the credit.

I’m still surprised that we just had an unclear time skip to them all having their homes back after the city was destroyed, without even IMPLYING that they were on Angel Island or Furville while waiting! It’s like they skipped out on the actual consequence of that.

  Then the antenna of the Tails Doll lights up and a part of the building crumbles. Rotor tells Heavy and Big to catch the civic center, he tells Cream to start air-lifting people to safety so he’ll join her later, and he tells Cheese to throw Bomb towards the collapsing roof to reduce it to rubble and blow it back, all in a great timely demonstration of the team’s capability! The Tails Doll really chose the dumbest moment to be evil here because if anything it’s just helping the heroes. Like he’s a Minion with an F in Evil.

  As Rotor says he’ll do what he can to stabilize the nanites, Ixis complains to one of the wizards in his mind that they’ve ruined everything. Ixis says that Nicole’s nanites betrayed them again which makes no sense, since, she’s not even anywhere NEAR this place and Rotor points it out!

  He says Nicole’s not here and if ANYTHING, she would’ve prevented that glitch before it even HAPPENED! No she wouldn’t have, as we’ll see. He can direct the nanites to rebuild from his suit but it would’ve been faster and more efficient with her around.

Since the citizens aren’t aware that the Tails Doll caused the problem I can understand their concern when a nanite building collapses for no apparent reason, when a nanite controller was just banished from the city. Who else would’ve done it? Ixis wasn’t happy about it! Maybe they were worried Nicole was able to do that on PURPOSE out of revenge for being kicked out. I wish we got to see an alternate universe Nicole who DID do that! That’d be satisfying.

  Ixis says that he’ll investigate underground that was made treacherous by the Armada’s assault, and wonders if he can find a way to solve the problems of the council and the “ fickle “ temperament of his people. Unless he means brainwashing he’s wasting time here. Also they’re not fickle. It’s only been recently that they’ve even CONSIDERED siding with Rotor at all! For the most part they’ve been all Ixis!

  This issue was by Ian Flynn. It was a surprisingly plot hole free story for the Mecha Sally Arc, since it only had 3 of them in it. The first story is about Sonic spending some time being bitter and depressed looking much like Scourge had with Alicia at his side as he reflects on how bad things have gotten, and then because his friends would hate him if he just gave up, he reassures them to keep on fighting.

Then they decide to form two teams; Team Game Characters-I mean Team Game Purists – I mean Team Fighters, and then there’s Rotor’s team to defend the home front, Team Freedom, splitting Freedom and Fighters into two teams. It only looks like it got to this point as an excuse to make things less original by having a more GAMES like team, and that’s why they got rid of the SatAM Freedom Fighters, although there obviously needs to be someone to protect the home front.

And Sonic’s team goes to protect Furville from Eggman’s robots again being cheated out of rescuing Metal Sally because Sonic and Tails were way too slow, somehow. This ruined the story for me. I love that the civilians of Furville got motivated to fight the robots with baseball bats and axes again just because the heroes were there!

  And the second story was here so that Big, Cream, Rotor and the inexplicably rebuilt Heavy and Bomb could demonstrate their usefulness to people when they save a building from collapse thanks to the Tails Doll. However this seems to get blamed on Nicole since she made the building, and it’s annoyingly not explained why they blame Nicole.

But back to Heavy and Bomb. There was never any indication that their cores were left ANYWHERE intact when they were destroyed! It’s nice that they came back, but still! At least there was no proof that their cores WEREN’T still at Mina’s concert on Sunset Hill.

Issue 237:

  We start out with Drago telling Eggman that they’re behind schedule because the wolf and cat people are too much for them. Eggman yells at them, the feed suddenly cuts out and it was revealed it was Orbot who did it, making Eggman whine, “ I was in the middle of a rant! “ That was actually pretty funny.

Orbot says that it was either he cut power to the communications or the oxygen feed because they’re running on empty. And yet they’re STILL flying! There’s always this focus on the Death Egg having a limited amount of reserve power and yet it can always fly just fine when it’s running on empty! It focuses on being able to fly with its energy first and foremost. I guess Eggman still has immunity to roboticization, because if he COULD roboticize himself, he wouldn’t have to worry about oxygen at ALL.

  Metal Sally says that if they remove the matriarchs of the wolf and cat people the two groups will turn on each other, and all the while she’s not facing Eggman in this scene and just staring ahead unfortunately. Eggman pets her complimenting her, saying that he’ll let her take care of that while he restocks the Death Egg.

He wanted to destroy the continent carpet-bombing it, but his resources are limited. So that means she actually saved the continent by doing that. Even if she wasn’t a robot, she might have made that plan for Eggman anyways to change his mind about that other plan of his. I wonder if she’s using her actual intelligence from being a Mobian for this plan, and it’s being brought out in Eggman’s favor, which is interesting!

  We see Lupe and the cat queen being kidnapped by Metal Sally instead of killed like I thought she was talking about earlier, since she said “ removed. “ Maybe she still has some conscience in her left because she could’ve easily just killed them, but her motivation was probably to legionize them and yet she never said that in the first place, so that was confusing.

  Sonic says later while they’re all walking in the Wolf Pack nation that he hates that they’re bringing them bad news. Amy says that with Lupe backing them up they’ll be able to sock it to Eggman and yet Lupe and her army won’t come with them to the Death Egg in planes of their own. And we see T-Pup with Tails too!

  The heroes learn that Lupe’s been abducted and her husband’s dealing with the other pack chiefs on how to go to war over it. Tails and Sonic question this and so do the wolf twin girls, one of whom at least gives a reasonable excuse for why she doesn’t think it’s the cat people. The cats aren’t subtle. So if they kidnapped Lupe, there wouldn’t be any doubt.

Amy blames Eggman and Tails says that they tracked him and the Death Egg there and were going to warn them about Metal Sally. One of the wolf girls says that Lupe wouldn’t hurt Sally so she’d be the perfect agent to perform a kidnapping on.

  Another wolf girl says that the pack chiefs won’t listen to them because they’re just eager for an excuse to attack the cat people, and Lupe’s husband is beside himself with worry. They go into the jungle and after Amy tells them everything that their team’s been through recently, fortunately keeping most of it offscreen, the girls say that their lives are boring because their pack used to tell them all about what they did as Freedom Fighters – “ tell them about “ because apparently now these girls in particular always stayed out of the action – and all THEY do these days is stand guard. They’ve been thinking of trying to join Rotor’s team since they crave adventure.

  They see the cat queen get chased down by Razorclaw and his minions, but before he could try to kill her, T-Pup distracts him and the heroes attack the Legionnaires. Since the queen wasn’t wearing her queen clothes, I believed her at first when she said she isn’t the queen, just an emissary, who says that the queen and grand chief are in danger.

  A wolf girl is confused because this IS the queen, and then Sonic says that their culture is based on clothing, so no queenly robe means she’s not the queen right now. So, uh, does that mean they held an election and voted in a different queen? Do they vote queens and that’s why it doesn’t matter who wears the queen’s robes, he’s still the queen? Could any imposter just break into the queen’s building and wear her clothes and become the queen and everyone would be fine with humouring him?

  She explains that the queen and chief were captured by a robot that Lupe just assumed was a transformed Sally! This is getting ridiculous, no one just assumes that Metal Sonic is a roboticized Sonic! We see Lupe telling the cat queen that being roboticized is a horrible experience, and the cat queen says that being further modified as a robot is a dishonour and disgrace, as opposed to the robot being improved on so that Sally has the badass ability to fly and shoot lasers and have a sword on her arm. It’d be nice if she had those abilities after being deroboticized, like because of jet-boots and a ray gun. No one says Rotor disgraced Bunnie by modifying her cybernetics!

  And she says that there’s no glory in her people lashing out at Lupe’s because of this. Lupe says that the cat queen can stop them and she can help her reach that vent and escape while everyone is distracted resupplying the base.

  And the cat queen reluctantly agrees to take off her queenly robes in order to fit in there. Back in the present the queen tells the cat guy that she’s working with the heroes because they had driven back the Legion and can do it again.

He says that he’ll follow her, acknowledging her as the queen just fine without her robes, but it’ll be up to the wolves to listen and if they strike first it’ll be their last. I’m reminded of the stupid convoluted cultural difference, as the queen wishes that the queen were truly here, as if she doesn’t think she has any worth by herself without those clothes even though a cat just acknowledged her as “ the queen! “

  The story ends with Lupe being told that she’ll be legionized instead because she was deroboticized by the Bem earlier. Why couldn’t Eggman have changed the rules back so that there IS no roboticization immunity? It’s good for variety to have BOTH, but the immunity being only for some people is confusing!

  In the next story, oh, he’s actually trying to RESOLVE this! Mina awkwardly stands outside of a building telling herself, “ You can do this… You can do this. “ I really sympathize with her right now! She awkwardly goes inside and asks for Nicole and text shows up on a computer saying, “ I am here. I am where I can hurt no one. I am where no one can hurt me. “

Mina wells up with tears, but instead of immediately saying sorry, she just looks ashamed and says that the city is barely coping without her and needs her back… We don’t see much evidence of that though. Nicole has to point out the obvious, that she’s been exiled, and she snarks bitterly, “ You got just what you wanted. “ Ooh, burn.

Finally Mina APOLOGIZES saying that she wanted the people to get empowered, ask the hard questions and stand up for themselves, but instead they just got angry and frightened – what did she EXPECT, that they’d be empowered WITHOUT getting angry and scared of her? She says she’s not sure how she got it so wrong. Ash’s a bad influence and Flynn is writing this comic.

  She admits that she didn’t fully understand Nicole’s situation at the time but does know what it’s like to be controlled, while not talking about Mogul controlling her to fully seal the deal, so if you didn’t remember that story, you might be confused. She says that she wanted the Freedom Fighters to make sure she was alright instead of taking it on faith.

Nicole says no to going back to the city, saying, “ I failed my friends. I could not save Sally. I was not there for Antoine. I watched Bunnie leave. That wasn’t her fault. Mina says that all that stuff happened under Sonic’s watch too- wait, why, why didn’t, if she watched Bunnie leave why didn’t she just beam her program up to her and TALK to her, did she have to be in the same room as the council when they were siding against her… she was in the COUNCIL room, so how could she have watched Bunnie leave at the same time?

Well I guess Bunnie was taking so long to walk out of the city that by that point she WASN’T in the council room. She could’ve told her, ” Go to Rotor and get new cybernetics or a nanite suit! “ Anyways, all that stuff happened under Sonic’s watch too but he didn’t quit, and neither did Rotor. He did the opposite.

  And Mina says, “ I’m trying to make things right with you. Because I failed YOU. “ Nicole says, “ You failed me? “ as if she’s DOUBTING that! Mina apologizes stating the obvious that she had moved on to be a singer to inspire people in hard times, but instead she turned them against her, and says that she wants to make things right because she missed the mark with the last concert. Um… I’m pretty sure if she suddenly went out on a concert in FAVOR of Nicole her fans will get really mad at her for switching her opinion! Everyone’s already against Nicole, the damage is already done!

  Nicole finally shows up in her body form saying that Rotor modified the lab so she’d have more freedom, and she looks depressed while Mina happily says, “ THERE you are. “ Mina says that the city needs her back ignoring that this would be illegal and she’d get in trouble with the council if she found out, but whatever. Apparently she doesn’t care about that!

  And she says, “ And as selfish as it sounds, I need you back. I can’t forgive myself if you remain locked up forever. I’m SORRY, but that isn’t enough. You need to be free. “ Nicole makes a reference to when Dimitri told her she should be brave and meet anger with reason.

Mina says she’ll be a friend who supports her, and FINALLY the two hug, with Nicole smiling back as Mina asks, “ And can you forgive me for taking this long to say I’m sorry? “ This is honestly a Tearjerker because I feel so sorry for the two of them. It makes sense that she’d he too ashamed to face her and apologize until now. I’m just happy the writer BOTHERED wrapping up this plot thread and resolving this, I honestly thought this wouldn’t HAPPEN, considering he won’t wrap up 30 more of them.

  Mina gets all naively excited about making a song to change people’s minds and I just have to roll my eyes because logically people aren’t going to change their minds! She’s just setting herself up for catastrophic failure! Worst case scenario some people would cynically accuse her of lying to get ratings and attention just to flip flop to the other direction and do it again! Nicole says happily that she looks forward to hearing that song and she supposes that part of developing emotions, is learning to cope with them as well. Also Nicole’s head is just a little too far ahead of her neck there!

  Mina puts her hand on her shoulder, and Nicole confirms that she’s not hiding in a computer anymore. I’m glad that we get to see her organic form, since when she was banished from the only place where she could have it, I was worried that we’d never see it again. The story ends with Harvey Who saying that he needs Miss Nicole’s assistance for a project of his. It’s sweet of him to call her that!

  This issue was by Ian Flynn. The first story starts up a story arc where Lupe’s threatened with being legionized after being kidnapped to try to get the cat and wolf people’s alliance destroyed, and there was this really confusing moment where the queen claims she isn’t the queen because she isn’t wearing the right CLOTHES. How could a society not fall apart with that kind of bullshit?… Like, a doctor would be only a doctor if he wears doctor CLOTHES, so, people would accept some random guy with no experience as a doctor?…

  But since we’ve already SEEN the cat country instead of the Death Egg Chase giving us more worldbuilding like the Ixis Chase did, the Death Egg Chase just feels like its side-missions are unnecessary filler. We could’ve easily seen new parts of the world, like we could finally see the France of Mobius where Antoine’s father had to have come from, but while Bollers knew that the Ixis chase was the perfect opportunity for worldbuilding, Flynn shows that he doesn’t care about that now that the Iron Dominion arc’s done and would rather just use the same locations over and over.

  At the very least the Death Egg Chase is much better than the beginning of the Mecha Sally Arc which had just felt extremely contrived and depressing. THIS is the heroes going to fight Eggman on missions like they should be doing for stories. So this is much easier for me to get back into. I loved seeing Mecha Sally make an evil plan for Eggman showing me how Sally’d be like evil, and best of all, her plan kept Eggman from destroying the continent.

  So what REALLY matters to me is the SECOND story. I’m SO glad he bothered to have Mina apologize to Nicole! At THIS point, where he’s setting up three dozen plot threads that’ll be forever left dangling, I’m very happy that he’s bothering to resolve this at all, they even HUG!

But it’s stupid that Mina never told Nicole the good excuse for why she betrayed her; that she was traumatized by the Iron Nicole stuff and having nightmares about her. I guess it’s because she’s ashamed of looking weak and knows that Nicole’s sensitive about being feared by ANYONE.

But I really expected her to outright EXPLAIN that she was afraid of her from the Iron Nicole thing! But she didn’t! Isn’t it common sense of an apology to include explaining why you did the thing you did? And it ends with Nicole being asked by the owl man for help.

Issue 238:

After Lupe oddly holds back from saying something uncivilized as her last words to EGGMAN, Eggman gets interrupted by an alarm and a screen shows him Sonic, Amy and Tails. Orbot tells him that they’re still hours from being fully refueled and they haven’t even begun repairs yet.

  He decides to take off early and get somebody to watch Lupe in the meantime. Sonic punches a Legionnaire while having a clear blank line in the middle of his textbox with a comma instead of a period before it, so THAT was really unprofessional!

Sonic puts Tails in a team with T-Pup and the other wolf girls, says that being a leader is fun, and the cat queen says that Lupe’s cell is this way. The wolf girls say they’ll meet Tails at the top, and Sonic jokes that it seems fighting lynxes in duels of honor is a new occupational hazard. HOW is this cat a LYNX when he looks nothing LIKE Nicole and Larry?!

  The wolf girl silently tells the cat queen to stay quiet as they eavesdrop on Drago bragging to Lupe that he’ll get half a continent to himself when she’s gone. Lupe tells Drago that out of nowhere she somehow figured out, that Eggman’s gonna make HER the grandmaster to undermine the wolf pack nation the best. I mean he IS in the business of making good guys his sub-bosses if he can, like Bill, Bunnie’s uncle, and Antoine’s father. That does make sense, who better to do that than her?

  Drago is shocked and goes into denial which is a good enough distraction for him to be taken out from behind by the twin girl, who tells him that he made a terrible queen (chuckles). We only saw the impact of her hitting him ONCE.

The cat queen takes back her robe from him but doesn’t put it back on because she arbitrarily doesn’t think it’s the right time for a queen. Tails puts a tracker on the Death Egg, saying that now he’ll be able to find it ANY time.

Metal Sally shows up, and Tails spins himself around with his tails to attack her. She acts stunned and shocked that he hit her, trying to manipulate him into feeling guilty, and Tails says he’ll do whatever it takes to save her, as the wolf girls meet up with him.

  When there’s an announcement about the Death Egg launching, Metal Sally says that he has one minute to disable her and risks death, injury, loss of his pet, and recapture of the regional rulers. Tails reluctantly decides to leave because he risks losing everything and Sonic is alerted by the cat queen, who says she’ll be needed in the jungle, as I wonder why they don’t just use against Sally the device that Rotor made that made it so that Antoine’s roboticized father couldn’t do anything to resist being rescued. WHY didn’t he just make that kind of device AGAIN, and save Metal Sally with it?! They don’t even mention it!

You’d think Flynn would’ve read enough of the comic to remember that kind of device! But this is the same guy who had the nerve to write the Sonic X Comic without watching Sonic X! It doesn’t matter if it’s too easy, it’s still an established part of the comic’s world and you can’t ignore it without a good excuse in-universe, although I had forgotten about it too. But he’s the WRITER, he should remember the comic more than me!

  Oh Razorklaw is spelled with a K in it, that’s stupid. I’m not gonna spell it like that! Eggman complains that the whole trip was to restock and repair and he barely has enough resources to invade the nanite city again. Why would he even bother with that when it has a force field to protect it?

Eggman says that he’ll do construction mid-flight, and Metal Sally will pay Elias a visit. Weren’t they just IN Furville?! This is why the Death Egg Chase is called padding! The cat queen and Lupe show that they’re on better terms, shaking hands, and Lupe asks the wolf girls if they’d be interested in a secret mission since the fury they unleashed on Drago should be spent on all of their enemies. That’s pragmatic!

  In the next story under the nanite city, Harvey compliments Nicole on the new HQ. Nicole says that the base was left over from the Iron Dominion’s occupation and she didn’t do much for it. Then we see Uncle Chuck complaining to Harvey Who uncharacteristically that he’s got Nicole violating her exile order and him not only committing treason, but rebuilding a Metal Sonic to boot, with Shard the Metal Sonic saying that he’s doing a great job of it, calling him gramps.

  Chuck looks so unsympathetic here! Since when did he become such a bitter COWARD?! Why’s he talking as if committing treason against the EVIL Ixis is a BAD thing that he should LECTURE someone for, and as if siding with Nicole against the stupid council is a bad thing?! He literally looks like he turned evil in this panel.

Doesn’t he remember the good old days when he was committing treason against EGGMAN as a robot spy, like in SatAM?! THOSE were the days!… He didn’t have any problem with THAT! What happened to the brave, sweet Uncle Chuck I USED TO KNOW?! This is so far removed from the Chuck of the good days that it’s not even funny.

  Shard says that he’s only up and running figuratively speaking since he’s without legs. Chuck says that he could get these recovered parts from Metal Sonic, Scourge and troopers, but once they’re joined to “ this thing’s power gem matrix, “ the self-repair incorporates them faster than he can modify them so he should’ve modified them in the first place, the IDIOT. Shard is naturally unhappy about being called a thing, especially right in front of NICOLE, you’d think she’d be pretty sensitive to AI being treated like that! But she isn’t even saying anything!

  He’s also offended at being talked about like he’s not there. And Chuck says he’s still holding a huge grudge against him for trying to kill his nephew. If Sonic told him about that he would’ve also told him that he changed his mind and saved him and sacrificed himself?! Considering no robots do that, and trying to kill robots is expected of robots, he should really be acting like a better person than this and liking him!

  Shard reminds him that it was Sonic who taught him what it means to be truly alive and he sorta owes him since it was his core-data that let him build all those Metal Sonic Troopers to get him parts to rebuild him at all. Why would he say that when the troopers ended up causing trouble?! THAT was dumb of him! You’d think the only thing he’d hear about them would be BAD things! Also I like that he says “ sorta “ showing how awkward he is about this as well as how natural his speech is. Chuck looks resentful and Shard asks if that was supposed to be a secret. Chuck says bitterly that he should’ve installed his head last. What a douche!

  Harvey Who tells Chuck that he remembers that he didn’t even hesitate when he asked for his assistance. And Chuck says that old habits die hard and remembers his old spy network with the very same owl guy, and he sees Ixis as just as big of a threat as Eggman was back then.

Chuck then expresses cowardice and bitterness again, because he’s afraid of the consequences of getting caught. Well there are pretty big risks to be angry about but Chuck wasn’t concerned about risks when he was a robot spy!

  Harvey says that once Shard’s complete, still talking as if he’s just a robot, they’ll have a total of two on the roster counting Silver. Then Nicole says while holding her hand to her head that they’ve just received an answer from Lupe and she and the agents they’ve randomly asked for from another city who they barely talk to otherwise have agreed to their request.

Seriously those agents are a complete different country, and they’re asking for these random nobodies out of the blue! They don’t have special powers! Harvey orders to arrange transport for them immediately and says he wants them here “ yesterday. “ Again, what’s with that weird idiom? I thought that was only a phrase that earlier issues like Issue 93 used! Shouldn’t he say that he wants them here and that’s it?

  Harvey says that their team has the advantage of unpredictability, having foreigners in it, and then Larry Lynx falls in. Nicole and Chuck are horrified at being spotted and Nicole apologizes that she forgot to seal the entrance. Larry who has a completely different unrecognizable design that at least looks good on its own, must have lost weight since he looks skinnier now. He’s probably the reason WHY Nicole strangely forgot to seal the entrance, due to his bad luck power.

  He apologizes that he sits on one rotten stump and falls down. And when he wonders what’s going on, Harvey knows to his surprise that he’s the former leader of the Substitute Legion, as he was made in Sonic Live, proving that its backup stories are indeed canon. “ Legion “ just sounds like they were with the DARK Legion!

Anyways he says he could make use of his unique bad luck ability, which Larry’s surprised by since most people wouldn’t trust him to help. He has a good point. His bad luck clearly affected Nicole. Can his bad luck not affect his friends? Because realistically he would just get them all killed.

  This issue was by Ian Flynn. In the first story Lupe and the cat queen get rescued, with Drago being beaten up by a wolf girl after he’s distracted by learning that Lupe will just replace him as grandmaster. Then Tails puts a tracker on the Death Egg and fortunately that doesn’t get noticed, but he misses out on a chance to save Sally because it’s too risky and there’s not enough time, not like he’d be able to beat her ANYWAYS in her robot form so there’s no reason to get that disappointed.

  It felt pointless! Do we really need a second story arc about Lupe and the cat queen? It makes the two story arcs blend in together in my head. At least it’s established that now the cat queen and Lupe respect each other. But we’ve visited the cat country a third time now, and we haven’t learned anything new and interesting about it that’s not STUPID! It doesn’t feel like it’s being fleshed out! On the bright side, I do think this is a great story in the arc, for once. It only has one time when the writing got confusing.

  I’m more interested in the SECOND story, where Shard shows up finally, and him and Larry are being recruited as Secret Freedom Fighters. I hate that Uncle Chuck acts so unlikable in this story! He’s such a bitter coward bitterly complaining about how much trouble he could get himself into, which he never did before, even after they make a reference to him being a robot spy helping the heroes where he wasn’t acting like this at all!

Worst of all, Chuck and even the wise owl guy are just talking about Shard like he’s not there and treating him like just a robot, which is extremely rude especially since Shard clearly talks like Sonic does, proving that he has a personality! He talks less like a robot than Omega and Omega gets WAY more respect!

  It feels Out of Character to have Chuck be like this and treat Shard like total dirt, being racist against Robians right in front of NICOLE, when this former Robian should have respect for him especially since he’s the only Metal Sonic who felt regret and protected Sonic and Tails! Sonic’s brave jolly uncle should be USED to robots trying to kill Sonic, and be all the more happy when one changes his mind like that! He’s The Atoner too!

Issue 239:

  We start out over Feral Forest AGAIN with Sonic’s team approaching the Death Egg on the Tornado-2, and Sonic boasts that they’ll end this once and for all. If the comic was well-written, they WOULD. Amy wonders why Eggman is just dropping a small invasion force and then leaving, and Tails says that he’ll probably attack the nanite city again and somehow asks if he wants him to keep following him. That’s only not OOC if he was going to go save Furville REGARDLESS of what Sonic said.

Sonic says that the people down there need him again, and Rotor will handle things back home. Sonic tells Tails to put the plane into an autopilot holding pattern, and with that they all jump out of the plane, and see Metal Sally commanding the invasion, as I wonder if Sonic jumping out of the biplane in Sonic Heroes, had the same autopilot holding pattern, instead of it crashing into a wall.

For some reason it has to be AMY who finally explains to them that Eggman’s trying to have Sally kill her own brother! Why else would Eggman invade Furville? A giant Silver Sonic emerges out of nowhere to stop Sonic from approaching Metal Sally, though we at least already saw that it was in the Death Egg and wasn’t destroyed, so it was naturally sent out of there, but this is still another Mecha Sally Stall.

Since this story is already much more interesting than the last time they went to Furville, that just makes the last time they went there a complete waste of time and comic space being total filler. And Sonic tells his friends to stop her from heading to Elias, who is happy to get a bit of practice before he leaves for his assignment.

  The colonel, who actually raised Elias and apparently is living here now instead of Angel Island, wishes that he’d include him in his plans. And Elias says that he needs to travel light, and Director Who has everything under control.

He tells Meg to get as many villagers as she can to the shelters that fortunately exist, and then Larry and a wolf girl show up dressed up in black clothes, that make them look less like Freedom Fighters and much more like bad guys, like she’s reminding me of Fiona right now! It’s a cool one-piece shirt, I guess, but those stripes aren’t inviting and neither is her impatient expression. Maybe it’s because her shoes remind me so much of Scourge’s, which are ALSO black and green.

  He’s squinting at her saying, “ Who sent you? “! Elias says he’s needed here because Feral Forest is under attack, and the wolf girl says that if Ixis goes unchecked, a few robots in his town will be the LEAST of their worries. The wolf girl, Agent Queen, gets him to agree.

Elias’ suspicious reaction to her is weird and forced! The Elias I knew was smiling all charmingly when he was in the middle of a flood, confident that the Brotherhood would save him, and was being humble saying, “ If I may, “ and “ perhaps, “ like a charming prince. This is just more Character Derailment because now Elias is an unlikable smug jerk. Elias is called Agent King later on. Maybe Agent Queen’s name is just to throw people off because while Elias’ name means something, her name will just be to look cool.

  Tails sees Larry, Queen and Elias, and Elias says he can’t explain right now and he says with his hand on his shoulder that for the good of his family and the city, he has to pretend he ever saw them here. They glare at each other before Tails says he’ll cover for him.

The Colonel unsuccessfully takes on Metal Sally, and fortunately Amy shows up too. Metal Sally says that with her destruction, Amy would have Sonic all to herself, trying to manipulate her. And Amy says, “ How petty do you think I am?! I’m here to help my FRIEND! “

  Metal Sally’s made to say they were never friends and Tails spindashes at her and warns Amy that it’s just Eggman’s programming talking, with Amy clearly reeling from that and just barely believing him. I wonder if Metal Sally has programming to urge her to goad people into destroying her over capturing her for deroboticization, since that’s what Eggman would prefer.

  Metal Sally sends a laser from her head for the 8th Mecha Sally Stall and says that now there’s numerous villagers hiding in flammable homes, so there’s many distractions. I have a question, why didn’t the villagers just build their homes out of stuff that aren’t made of flammable materials like hay and straw by now, not to mention, just run out of the houses on fire and be fine? Do they just not have the materials to do that? These two Stalls this issue at least make logical sense, unlike all the ones BEFORE the Death Egg Chase.

  Sonic after getting thrown through the wall of a villager’s house, sees T-Pup electrocute Silver Sonic, being useful! Sonic tells it to hold it still while he’ll go to back up Amy and Tails who are running away from laser-shooting robots that protect her, in the 9TH Mecha Sally Stall.

Sonic is told that the villager militia is covering the evacuees and attacking robots. Some have axes, but the Colonel’s fighting with his fists, so you’d think they’d be hurt by now from smacking metal robots. Metal Sally flies away with jet-feet and Sonic’s somehow not fast enough again to jump on her, not that him being carried by her away would’ve helped.

He says that he can’t go after her because the village is burning and the people need him to help finish off the robots, even though the people finished off the robots FINE when we first saw Elias here!… Later the Colonel reassures Sonic that they can salvage the empty Egg Pods for materials and they can thank Eggman for the nice metal roofing tiles.

  I wish it was explained that while they had robots attacking LAST TIME, there weren’t enough of them to make metal roofing tiles for the ENTIRE village, just half, because instead, I’m wondering why they didn’t have non-flammable houses by the time the heroes got here for THIS TIME since they had plenty of invading robots to get metal from LAST TIME!

Those fires shouldn’t have happened as a distraction at this point! That’s another reason that previous Furville story shouldn’t have been written. But I think it’s more that they only had half or so of the houses be made non-flammable from the last time and now they’ve got even more metal roofing tiles. I love that this benefit of the robots being here is explained! Logically this should be a benefit EVERY time robots are beaten somewhere. I’d expect to SEE said metal tiles!

  Sonic complains about not getting to see Elias after he saved his life again, and Tails tells him to trust him on this and let it go. The two friends glare at each other but fortunately they trust each other with a smile like true friends would so I don’t have to worry about THAT.

The story ends with Elias in a UFO, seeing the Death Egg approaching the nanite city, which has Rotor’s team ready to defend it. And again it looks so lame to have Big staring ahead away from Rotor all derpy-like, Rotor in his silly footballer’s suit, and Cream trying to look brave. I can’t take this team that seriously.

  This issue was by Ian Flynn and is about Eggman attacking Elias’ town AGAIN, making the uneventful LAST time they came here pointless padding. I don’t know why this wasn’t the story the FIRST TIME. And Metal Sally gets away because of three different Mecha Sally Stalls that are at least justified, as she has Sonic and friends too distracted with Silver Sonic, the burning town and her robot bodyguards protecting her.

  At least we got to see T-Pup electrocuting and paralyzing Silver Sonic! It was pretty cool seeing that he could beat a robot that big! And I also liked seeing the villagers try to be proactive and badass again, attacking the robots with axes, and putting ropes on Silver Sonic’s arms to restrain him. I love these guys, these are the best Mobians EVER, why can’t the people of the nanite city be like that? They have no special powers but they help anyways!

  And I’m also glad that when Tails doesn’t tell Sonic why Elias left without saying goodbye, Sonic trusts him with a smile, instead of them getting into an argument over trust issues like in Lost World. It reminds us how strong their friendship and brotherhood is SUPPOSED to be. I still don’t know about Agent Queen’s black and green outfit though.

While it looks great for a villain, she’s not a villain actually. It reminds me of Scourge with black and green. You’d think that stylish but intimidating outfit would make Elias look bad looking like he’s joined a gang. It was a great story in the arc, Mecha Sally Stalls aside, with only one plot hole.

Issue 240:

  We start out with Amy sending a message to royal military HQ from Feral Forest and despite some soldiers being there in the room, nobody answers. This only delays the heroes as Amy tries to send a message through T-Pup instead.

Rotor activates the force field with his nanite suit just as the Death Egg closes in on it making me wonder why this didn’t happen LAST time. Orbot says that the impact with the energy shield happened, and while Tails Doll was supposed to have taken care of this thing by now, it had been damaged upon deployment somehow – the writer was too lazy to fill in that plot hole right away – but still reports moving into position.

  We see it flying into the nanite city power plant force field generator. And all it fucking has to do is make its ANTENNA glow, and then the force field vanishes! I would be fine if they explained that the Tails Doll has a computer virus come from its antenna that’s letting it control the nanites on its own, but instead it doesn’t explain its overpowered powers right away. It could at least make the force field generator crumble.

With the force field dropped insultingly easily once again in seconds, making me why if Eggman can just attack the city whenever he FEELS like it, he hasn’t nuked the city by now, Eggman drops some robots into the city. It’s too early for Eggman to be able to break past the force field, for ANYONE to, if he couldn’t ever do that to Sandblast City’s after all that time!

  And Elias’ team expresses gratitude that they’re too distracted for all the commotion to notice them fighting. Agent Queen says they’ve set up a network of hidden entrances to Secret HQ throughout the city. They go into a tree hole, which is pretty nostalgic, and fall.

Director Who says Elias’ team is established. Leeta and Lyco are the twin wolves and I just have to take his word for it that they’re two of the finest warriors on Mobius. Larry Lynx is here, and Shard is rebuilt. Elias has a disappointingly douchebag response to these powerhouses, saying that none of these agents have any vested interest in the republic. How cynical IS he?! Just because they’re not FROM here doesn’t mean they wouldn’t wanna SAVE it! HE GREW UP ON ANGEL ISLAND! What a hypocrite!

  Fortunately Elias is convinced to give them a chance, and is ready to fight some robots, as I wonder how they could possibly do that without Ixis or Eggman ever seeing them with surveillance cameras. It’s not like they all have invisibility force fields!

And Silver the Hedgehog makes a pretty big impression with his telekinesis, and while he would be doing that solo, the fact that he’s wearing a new black costume out of nowhere means that if anyone sees any of his teammates as well, it’ll be obvious there’s a new heroic team in town. The Secret Freedom Fighters would make more sense if they were all chameleons, but that would be boring to look at. But at least the chameleons would’ve been doing something to help for once!

  Cream screams shielding her eyes from a robot, being the new Antoine, and has to have it defeated by Big punching it, and it’s naturally lampshaded by Rotor that this fight is too much for her. She apologize for being scared and she’s told to guide citizens to the center of the city where the military is setting up defenses. So she can still be useful, good.

  Ixis tells Rotor that he’s here to save him but after he uses some magic with his wand, he seems to get into a bind thanks to the spirits trapped in his body mutating it, sending lobster claws out of it. This is really an unusual and arbitrary change in him. It’s not explained that Eggman made the Genesis Wave debilitate him like this on PURPOSE, or used nanites to make him sick!

Why would the Genesis Wave affect Ixis like this by ACCIDENT?! That’s some glitch! Like… he’s just arbitrarily forcing him to not be useful against Eggman even ONCE instead of letting him spend the whole issue fighting robots, because he’s a BAD guy and bad guys aren’t allowed to be helpful, because that’d give us moral grayness to the situation!

The robots close in on them from behind the crystals, Ixis tells Rotor that Eggman’s sending a wave to vex him rather than just EXPLAINING everything already, and Rotor admits that not saving him from the robots would be treason…

  Big the Cat carries the useless Ixis away and is told that he should take him to the military’s perimeter and come back. Seriously this is not how I would imagine Ixis being in the city to be! He would at least be very helpful with his wizard powers! This panel right here represents the entire King Naugus arc. That’s most of what Ixis is about here and that’s not Ixis to me.

  Heavy shows concern and fear because he doesn’t want to get blown up again, and fights robots after Rotor reassures him. Eggman finds it hard to believe that Team Freedom’s keeping the invasion force at the edges of the city and he decides to launch Metal Amy, Tails and Knuckles, who Rotor decides to focus on as the bigger threats while leaving the Egg Swats to the military.

So, these guys are Swatbots? Why can’t they just be actual Swatbots, instead of having Swatbot heads and goofy giant disproportionately-sized red torsos that don’t match the heads at all? Though it’s at least more original to the comic.

  Some of the robots get destroyed in what looks like a yellow and black sewage waterfall with orange electricity around it, causing the military men to get confused and thank each other for the shot with baffled expressions. If this kind of suspicion happens ALL the time with these guys, I swear. Apparently that was SUPPOSED to be Shard defeating the robots, but it’s not a black and yellow blur, it just looks like brown sewage water surrounded by yellow light. If that’s not an art mistake, what is?

  Rotor’s team fights, Larry’s thankful for a misfire saving him from a robot and is doubly thankful for a gun jam exploding another robot. Both are subtle ways to defeat robots that make sense for a secret fighter! The problem is that with Larry and the rest in special black suits how could someone look at them and not realize what they’re about? Sure their costumes are disguises, like Larry has a mask, but these disguises aren’t subtle, they make them stand out like a sore thumb and be instantly recognizable as a new heroic team.

  Then Metal Sonic gets intercepted in another panel that doesn’t make it clear what just happened, although at least now we’re seeing a black and yellow line implying that it’s Shard. And Heavy says his sensors couldn’t register what intercepted their target fast enough.

  Then he tells Bomb to watch his language when they’re on the job, when all he did was make ping sounds. What, does Heavy read his mind wirelessly and that’s how he knows what he’s saying? Then Shard irritates me because Metal Sonic explodes in his face, and he’s not even the slightest bit DAMAGED, which will make his supposed death story really confusing. We just see his arm cannon smoking from shooting at him, but it still blew up at him! I guess he had Rings, here.

And Silver telekinetically keeps Metal Amy still for Big, which Big should question since whenever Silver does telekinesis on something it gets surrounded by a very obvious blue aura. But he’s never met Silver. He should tell his friends about that and then they’d say, “ Oh it was nice of Silver to help “ and shrug it off.

Metal Tails gets an arrow sent at its back and Rotor sends a laser at it to blow it up afterwards. I don’t see how the arrow helped, was it a distraction to make it stop? Well then we see what’s difficult to recognize as Elias holding a crossbow, so maybe he was the one who did it.

  It’s good for Elias that he has a mask and a slightly different hairstyle to be properly disguised. Eggman throws a tantrum over losing and signals a retreat and Rotor wonders who was helping them take out the rest of the ground forces, with Big just telling him not to worry and just be happy instead of telling him about the white aura like an actual PERSON would!

He never said that he thought the robot had an aura around it because it was charging up an attack and it overloaded its own circuits in a glitch. But still, Rotor’s suspicious, the FIRST TIME these guys help them!… Logically they would be found out pretty quickly! Silver should just tell him that he’s helping and take all the credit so his friends can remain secret properly! It’d be perfectly believable that Silver could’ve taken out all of those robots by himself. He’s TELEKINETIC!

Elias says he’s proud of his team, apologizing for not trusting them, and we end off with the story reminding us Ixis had an idea about what to do to solve all his problems. But how would what he’s going to try, get rid of the wizards in his head?

  This surprisingly good issue was by Ian Flynn and it’s for the most part impressively REASONABLE in expecting me to believe that the secret Freedom Fighters weren’t spotted and found out, because Eggman’s just focused on Rotor’s team who he actually knows about, and they’re fighting in ways that are either subtle, like Larry and Elias, or they’re alone with no one to witness their more extravagant ways of attacking, like Shard blowing up a robot right in his face somehow not getting damaged at all, which I’ll take as proof that Universe 50 is non-canon since he’s clearly established to be immune to explosions.

Silver was easily the least subtle. Whenever he uses telekinesis on something it gets a very obvious white aura around it and he did that right in front of Big. He only got away with it because Big doesn’t know him and is too much of an idiot to just tell Rotor about it.

  Plus Silver is seen as a lone agent since the city probably knows Sonic hates Silver, so maybe Silver fighting wouldn’t arouse suspicion of there being a team he’s part of. Maybe they think Silver alone is the only person fighting in his team, and was covering for his whole team. Plus him having a new outfit doesn’t automatically prove that he’s part of a team. He could just think it looked nice and wanted to reinvent himself as a hero of the present.

Either way, this was a pretty fun and great issue… Ixis being totally useless and cheated out of helping again aside! SERIOUSLY this is not how I would imagine Ixis being king of the city to BE! So why even MAKE this story arc if he doesn’t want to write him with respect and dignity? Ugh… Next up is Issue… next up is Sonic Universe Issue 41.

Sonic Universe Issue 41:

  We start out with Larry, Shard and Silver flying over Soumerca, Larry being strapped to Shard. Anyways we see Silver thinking that he’s unhappy he spends more time in the past than in his own timeline, for some reason, even though he’s supposed to be a hero! You’d think he’d LIKE being with them. Their goal as we see in an hours-earlier flashback is to see why Ixis sent Geoffrey to Soumerca.

  Agent Ace, Silver, will lead the team tracking Geoffrey, and secure a tracking device so they’d know his movements later, and Agent King will lead the team to investigate Ixis. I find it annoying that Flynn seems to insist on the characters calling him Naugus instead of Ixis all the time JUST BECAUSE he was called that in SatAM. That’s his LAST name to me. And Director Who continues that because they need anonymity, they must use their call signs at all times. I guess call sign means fake name because I don’t really know who he’s talking about unless Agent King is Elias.

And he reassures Silver that he’ll go over his notes and try to identify the traitor he’s hunting for… I don’t see how he could do better than he did but whatever. They go to Windy Valley, which is all the way over in Soumerca in the comic, and Shard jokes around about how hard it is to put a tracking device on one airboard, acting all tense before saying, “ Oh, man, that was so dangerous and hard! “ I love this character already.

And Silver annoyingly bitches about him trying to lighten the mood, making me wish he just wouldn’t talk at ALL if he’s just trying to ruin Shard’s scenes with frustration at him. I guess he wouldn’t like SONIC then. And Shard says confidently that they can handle ONE GUY.

  Shard then says that he’s not picking up any traps with his binocular vision, but that’s a long way down. Silver says he’ll lower them all to the bottom with him but out of COMPLETE NOWHERE it’s revealed that Silver can’t do that because his powers short out electronics, and Shard’s a robot.

Why would the flow of electricity inside of wires stop doing what it normally does just because the OUTSIDE of the robot is being moved by telekinesis? That’s not affecting the inside of it at ALL, it’s like, he might as well just be blowing it with wind and WIND doesn’t short him out! Silver’s not an electromage!

  Silver says that his powers are silent, unlike Shard’s rockets, and totally ignores his point about shorting him out. Seriously, I imagine Silver to be a nicer guy than this… aside from the Rival series, which is NOT what Flynn should be basing his character on! His rivalry with Shard seems forced and isn’t fun at all.

  When Larry falls towards some spikes and screams, Shard makes his way down there effortlessly with his jet engine and proudly saves Larry, bragging that he moves faster than he can think. Then Silver complains about the noise they made and Shard says he’s a glass half empty guy and Larry apologizes that he doesn’t have full control over his jinxes. Silver should’ve been able to just telekinetically grab Larry with the twitch of his wrists much faster than Shard could catch him.

Larry explains his bad luck powers and we see a flashback of him being held by Rotor with fire around him in his actual design from earlier as Rotor says the targeting system went haywire for SOME reason. So it’s LARRY’S fault that Rotor gave up on making weapons! I’m mad at Rotor instead though because it was Rotor who made that very stupid decision. Also, wouldn’t Larry’s team already know he has bad luck powers? Why is he just telling them this NOW?

  Larry complains that he tried to run for the Council but his ballot box spontaneously caught on fire. I guess Ixis had a magic sneeze, when he wasn’t anywhere near it back then. WHY did he try to run for the Council when he’d know that’d jinx them?! He just, convinced himself they’d never jinx them?!

And our time is wasted recapping when Larry first got recruited wasting precious comic space in padding and Shard mocks Silver. Shard sends red lasers from his eyes and says he’s scanning but if it’s old or rudimentary enough his scans might not pick it up for some reason.

Larry runs ahead and activates some arrow-shooting traps, and Geoffrey wonders who set those off, since he’s the first person to set foot here in centuries and decides to move quick. Really? No archaeologists came here?

  Silver suggests using his powers to hold all the traps in place and then Shard confidently says, “ Hold that thought. Superior technology comin’ through, “ and blasts a green laser from his arm cannon, disabling the traps and reasoning that they already made enough noise to alert Geoffrey anyways. I like Shard a lot here! It makes sense that with his confidence he’d wanna show off his usefulness as much as possible especially to overcompensate for being a villain most of his life.

  They all go to some writing on a wall, which RIDICULOUSLY Shard is able to cross-reference and translate just like THAT even though it’s a dead language, because I guess he’s got Internet in his brain, in a world ruled by Eggman, where only Eggman’s allies have access to the Internet! He’s gonna be like Nicole isn’t he?

Oh and this was so subtle that I didn’t even notice it the first time. Silver’s really stunned that the word Mogul was mentioned, that an old wizard was someone who worked for Mammoth Mogul… And this never gets mentioned again, we never get to see Silver go back to the future and confront Mammoth Mogul on his past like that. (This will never be resolved: 37)

  With Shard being suspicious of Silver for recognizing the word Mogul but nicely leaving it at that, they learn that this is an Ixis crypt, and Larry asks where all the remains are, and they learn that Vale’s remains are supposed to be here, and Silver thinks this proves Geoffrey’s already been in here, because apparently he assumes he took them.

  Shard sees fresh tracks and takes off. Silver says they need a shortcut and draws a map of the place with his telekinesis blue wave powers to figure out where Geoffrey would be, before making Geoffrey fall to the floor in the exact spot he was in with telekinesis despite not knowing EXACTLY where he was. It takes a lot longer than THAT to draw a good MAP! You have to get the lengths of every line right in relation to each other and you can’t do that if you haven’t measured the place!

  Shard can’t see where he fell, Silver says he’s only floating there when he’s concentrating on him, and somehow Geoffrey gets free of Silver’s telekinesis SOMEHOW, despite not having kinesis HIMSELF! That was bullshit!

Somehow instead of Silver just holding him there, he runs off and fires a dynamite arrow at them and takes off with a grappling hook JUST so the rest of the arc could happen. Logically Silver could’ve held him still and used rocks to bury him up to his head so he’d fail his mission, and destroy Vale’s bones.

  Shard complains that he hates being buried alive after what happened to him LAST time, which is very good, there’s CONSEQUENCES to him being buried alive earlier. Silver says he won’t let Geoffrey get away and then screams at an explosion with the word rumble near him, and Geoffrey says he overdid it with the magic as explosion stuff happens behind him. What’d he DO with magic?! I didn’t get to see ANY of it! He must have flown away with the wind, but HOW did he make, did the rumbling signify that he caused an earthquake with earth magic too?

They were much better at showing off how IXIS was using magic in the Ixis Chase! I was never confused about what was going on! With Geoffrey this is a constant problem, almost every time he uses magic! He doesn’t SAY that he caused an earthquake underground! We kinda need a little Captain Obvious dialogue to explain what’s going on better in a series of still images with no sound!

  Silver uses telekinesis, and Shard says that his auto-repair is kicking in so he can’t push his power core right now. It’s a really good thing he HAS that system all of a sudden! He asks if digging a tunnel out would destabilize things too much for Silver and gets the okay. It’s a good thing Shard’s entertaining me so much or I’d just hate this story for making Silver fail his mission so damn easily. He single-handedly makes this arc great.

 Then we see Elias’ team and one of them complains that there wasn’t a branching path here before. Elias says that he’s reshaping the cave to trap them. They all jump into three holes as Elias orders them to split up, stick to one wall and double back if they hit a dead end, which is a smart way to deal with a maze. The story ends with Elias hiding as a fiery Ixis head says there’s no escape for any intruders.

  This issue was by Ian Flynn. I loved seeing Shard all confident and jokey wanting to show off his usefulness at every opportunity, even if it meant showing up Silver, though Silver deserved it since he wasn’t exactly nice to Shard. And it’s not explained that he hates him for being a robot. The heroes had it rough this issue, SOMEHOW with Silver the telekinetic around.

Larry sets off traps alerting Geoffrey to their presence, and what really annoyed me was that it’s not made obvious enough how Geoffrey escaped Silver’s telekinesis – if Silver turned it off himself then goddammit, how stupid IS he – and it’s not clear enough what Geoffrey does with his magic, because he doesn’t SAY what he does. I hope Larry will be competent enough to make up for the bad luck he’ll cause to his friends, although to be fair, bad things would happen to the heroes regardless of whether or not he’s there. This was a great issue, though, and it was all thanks to Shard.

Sonic Universe Issue 42:

We start out with textboxes of people saying that Ixis has been visiting the same place at the same time for days now, with Rosie suspicious of him since he’s up before dawn. Shouldn’t he be asking her why SHE’S up so early? And we’ll never know why. He says he’s just looking after the hole in the ground the Armada left.

It’s revealed that the pit’s where the castle once stood, and someone complains that Nicole could’ve had their castle rebuilt in HOURS. Elias and his team are following behind Ixis, as I wonder why Ixis hadn’t rebuilt the castle by creating crystal over the pit, and making the crystal get shaped into a castle form which would’ve been a cool use of his crystal powers, and common sense.

  But anyways when he jumps into the hole, they jump in after him and activate their wing suits. I guess Nicole made them. One of them talks behind him as I immediately wonder why Ixis doesn’t HEAR them, and look around to see them right away! At least they’re wearing masks to make themselves unrecognizable. But it’s not like those masks muffle their voices!

Ixis uses magic to get into the tunnel, it’d have been cooler if he blasted a laser, and when he finally notices he’s being followed LONG AFTER the trackers talked, Ixis uses magic on the wall making rocks fall to scare any potential attackers just in case, not going up to attack them HIMSELF for some reason! I laughed when he said, “ And the walrus is too fat to be stealthy. “

  Elias gets explosives set to secure their exit for them while dismissing his friends as having stupid gossip when they were just wondering why Ixis was acting weird! This feels forced, why would he DO this? I don’t remember him being a douche.

One of them calls the normally nice guy out on dismissing them when he has no experience of his own in this. The girls talk about how, when they leapt at a chance to help the kingdom, Ixis immediately dismissed them, in spite of Rosemary reminding him that he was on a COUNCIL. This was when Chuck hired them, and they learned that it was Director Who, not the king, who they’d be serving.

  After what feels like a waste of time that could’ve been kept offscreen, Elias is ditched by the angry wolf girls and they see Ixis struggling talking to the ghosts in his head, before taking what’s apparently his ‘ true form, “ the fiery head form, knowing that there’s intruders nearby right away.

After being bitter that the wolf girls were mad at him, Elias remembers when he was the mediator between Sonic and Geoffrey’s arguing when they went on a mission together in secret, and from THAT, he says, “ And where do I get to judge anyone, given how I’ve handled things in the past? “ ELIAS was THE MEDIATOR! He did NOTHING WRONG, he convinced the FIGHTING to STOP!

Flynn totally forgot the plot of that issue, and it’s very unprofessional to have the character act like this in response to remembering it! He remembered how HELPFUL he was back then, and he just says he screwed up in the past and should quit picking fights with his own team.

  He hears a loud noise ducking behind a rocky wall to dodge fire, and comments on how Ixis is turning the place into a maze to trap them. The wolf girls show up, and it’s just now that we catch up with the previous issue, as we’re reminded that Ixis is reshaping the cave to trap them and hide what he’s doing. Why did the previous issue, waste comic space on, story that we’re just gonna see here anyways? I still don’t know what the wolf girl did to blow their cover.

  Elias says that he was marking the right way, a wolf girl points out that it’s not working thanks to Ixis filling in the earth, and they decide to split up. Despite how unsuccessful the heroes are being, and Elias’ characterization being off, the reason I like this story is that Ixis is being a threatening badass.

  Just look at him when he’s this big fire demon with an ugly face saying, ” Who are you? WHERE are you? “ The story has a lot of tension because they’re in a dangerous situation being near Ixis. When Ixis confronts one of the girls, a rock is thrown at his head and he’s distracted by the other wolf girl from behind and Elias throws a flash bang for cover.

And they all run off, with Elias saying that he found some of his marks in the wall at the end of the route, that you’d think Ixis would’ve already filled in with his earth, but I guess he’s not omniscient of literally every single detail in the earth. He’s not Toph.

Suddenly they all get trapped by some crystals and they just BARELY manage to set off the explosive and take off with their wing-suits, with Ixis letting them leave. I hope they weren’t too dim to figure out what Ixis was dealing with since he was clearly talking to ghosts in his body. He literally said, ‘ ghosts. “

  This issue with Elias looking way too smug on the cover is by Ian Flynn and was about Elias’ team following Ixis into a tunnel below where the castle used to be, and hopefully figuring out what he’s going through before they leave because if they somehow didn’t this is going to be a complete waste of time! The issue already felt like filler because the heroes left without accomplishing much of anything!

The only stand-out moments to me are, Ixis being a threatening fire head creating good tension, Ixis somehow not hearing them talking behind him when he DID notice them later and Elias thinks he screwed up when he got Geoffrey and Sonic to stop arguing, and realizes he’s been picking fights with his own teammates. Well he’s not really used to being on a team. WHY WAS Rosie up at dawn?! So many unanswered questions here!

  And I like that one of the wolf girls is scared of heights, it makes her more relatable. The problem is that the wolf girls are TWINS, so they’re annoying to me because I never know which one is which, and I don’t think either of them have distinct personalities from each other making it hard to get invested in EITHER of them! So I’ll probably never call them anything but the wolf girl or wolf girl! That and they don’t have any special powers to justify them being on the team. I think the unused concept that would’ve had someone other than them here would’ve been better. At least Silver and Shard and Larry are pulling their weight.

Sonic Universe Issue 43:

  We start out with a flashback to Mammoth Mogul thousands of years ago underestimating the knights resisting his rule and he wonders if he could brainwash them. Then he gets news that there’s reports of crimes against nature by the Albionites, abandoning valor in favor of results to fight against them. What is it with Flynn and hating the echidnas and demonizing them or putting them through hell?

Then we go over to Windy Valley in the present where Shard blasts a hole out of a wall to escape with everyone. He then wonders what’s wrong with them and have to be told that they had to breathe, having nearly suffocated after being almost buried alive.

  Silver then reminds him that he kept the earth stable while he tunneled them out so he’s going to need to recharge his powers. Shard realizes when his engine sputters that he’s tired too and reluctantly agrees to rest. I hate that he said mortality since obviously he could be rebuilt from most things, especially from getting too tired. We see Geoffrey complaining about having to push his lousy wind magic to its limits – wait why would it be lousy? He doesn’t suck at it, and he was practicing with it for YEARS, apparently!

He goes into Ixis’ secret crystal tunnel and then he gets startled at seeing Ixis, and then I finally realize that his face has actually in canon gotten uglier, and it’s not just the art trying to make him look as evil as possible, as usual. Ixis explains that he’s suffering a minor sickness from the doctor’s attack.

  He uses the Chaos Emerald to fix the mutations, and Geoffrey says that he succeeded in his mission to get something for him, and Ixis says that their enemies have fallen and explains that he’s crafting a chamber of ancient Ixis design not seen since the forgotten wars, and its amplifying effects along with the power of Vale’s bones that Geoffrey brought him, will let him cast one of his order’s most powerful spells.

So he already knows about this spell meaning that it was USED ALREADY and yet the Albion knights had SUCCESSFULLY taken down Mogul instead of being brainwashed. So how does he know about this spell from other people using it?

  Geoffrey is told that they’re under the royal military HQ and soon his will, will replace the will of the council and he’ll brainwash them completely. Wasn’t he already doing that in Issue 224? Although back then he was only slightly brainwashing them because he was exaggerating their fear, manipulating their cowardice…

just, I really have to wonder why he has to go through all of the trouble to do a brainwashing spell when he brainwashed all of those soldiers effortlessly in Return of the King and all he did was possess the king who has no magic of his own! The way I would’ve written the Ixis saga is that he would’ve brainwashed the citizens merely in the sense that they want him to be their king, to explain why the fuck they’d ever support him so easily, and he would brainwash the Council into supporting him as well, and Rotor wouldn’t be part of it.

And it wouldn’t matter if he had brainwashed the heroes into not fighting him because it’s the Secret Freedom Fighters who fight him, and aside from Elias, they’re all from outside of the city. I guess he’d run out of brainwashing juice when he’d try to brainwash the heroes, from exerting his power too much, and then he wouldn’t be able to do it anymore, until he comes HERE. But instead, he’s trying to pretend that he never brainwashed them at all until THIS point, and that he needs a chamber to do it, when this is the first time he’s ever done it!

It’s here where Geoffrey snaps at him, taking his bones and saying that he’s gone too far. It’s odd that anything would make him snap since he was FINE with the idea that he killed Ixis’ enemies. Ixis tells him that he’s not one to lecture on morality, he can’t defeat him on his own, no Freedom Fighter would trust him, and his way is the only option left to him.

Geoffrey looks sad and Ixis says that he’ll forgive him, and assures him that the citizens will know a new age of prosperity, and he’ll have plenty of time to cure himself. Geoffrey falls to the floor in a fetal position looking horrified, and is told to rest and then search for the bodies of the people who tried to spy on him. His pupils shrink because of that.

  Meanwhile, Dr, I mean, Director Who, naturally lectures Silver’s team for somehow failing when they’re the most powerful team under him! Yeah you’d think Silver would’ve been able to telekinetically grab Geoffrey and destroy Vane’s bones.

Silver finally tells him that they completed the mission’s objective of putting a tracker on Geoffrey’s airboard and says that they’re still new to covert operations. So I guess Geoffrey has an airboard because, uh, the secret service or, GUN, gave it to him? It’s weird because that airboard is a Rogue and Armada thing!

  After filler they all go into the pit with Larry hoping that his luck didn’t jinx someone into dying on him. I wonder how many times that’s happened to him? The two teams meet up with each other right away, and talk about what they’ve found.

Meanwhile Geoffrey recognizes Shard’s power core and we see that this is the same one as the one his team of do-nothing elites discovered when investigating Mt. Mobius, I guess for the specific purpose of finding him after Sonic would talk about his adventure there. The flashback shows Valdez, but that’s just an artist’s mistake, not the writer’s.

When Eggman returned, he made a point of stealing the core back because he didn’t want Eggman recovering his best creation, making him smarter than Tails in the games. Geoffrey thinks that with a bunch of covert agents with Metal Sonic as back-up, he smirks and figures out that it’s Chuck and Harvey who are behind them, since he only knows one bird who’s crazy enough to do this. He’s lucky he thought of Harvey though.

The team talks about how they need to interrogate Geoffrey, harshly. And when Silver says with Geoffrey spying on them that he could just ASK him about what’s going on, Geoffrey looks stunned at being trusted! Elias doubts that he’d give up information THAT easily and Silver hopes he can appeal to his better senses, being the first person to show good faith in him in a LONG TIME! Ironically him being a complete idiot in this comic has come in HANDY here, as by sheer coincidence, he’s putting his faith in Geoffrey naively after Geoffrey realized he was wrong.

  Silver relates to Geoffrey to reason with Elias, saying that he knows what it’s like to throw everything he has into a plan with good intentions and see it fall apart. He says that Geoffrey wants a better government for his people, and most of his life he grew up being taught by Ixis. Silver says that he thinks Geoffrey’s trying to do good, but things aren’t turning out how he planned, a natural assumption to make since Geoffrey’s supposed to be a good guy and Ixis has sucked, but it’s hard to back out of a thing like that, and he doesn’t have a team to fall back on now.

  Elias reluctantly agrees to let Silver ask him, and Geoffrey looks sad. I understand why he’s not going up to them right away, because he’s scared of startling them making them think that he’ll try to be their enemy right from the start, and he probably wants to talk to Silver in private, and most importantly he’s not ready to talk to them about his feelings right now. He needs some time to prepare himself first.

  Then we cut to the next day at the Lake of Rings because I guess Ixis was taking FOREVER with his SPELL, despite having all night, instead of already brainwashing everyone like he did really quickly in SSS4. And Geoffrey must have felt too self-conscious to just talk to them right then and there.

He knew he needed to meet them in a peaceful context, not back there. Silver says to Geoffrey on the park bench, “ Good morning, commander, “ addressing him with respect, and Geoffrey says with a friendly smile, “ Sorry about that bit of business the other day. Nothing personal. “

Silver says that he buried them alive, and Geoffrey says that it was all part of the job, calling him kid for no reason, and says that with Shard on his side, the deck was stacked against him, and calls him Ace revealing that he knows what’s going on, although with Geoffrey immediately saying “ nothing personal “ and Silver immediately responding that he buried them alive, Silver shouldn’t be so surprised that Geoffrey knows everything about this, because even if he didn’t know, he gave it all away ANYWAYS. But to be fair, everyone knows who Silver is, of course he wouldn’t try to hide his identity.

  Silver admits that he’s done research on him and doesn’t think that he wants the citizens to be harmed. Why does he say, ” Mmm? ” FINALLY someone says to Geoffrey that his wife wouldn’t agree with what he was doing!

Geoffrey briefly glares at him for the low blow, but then looks depressed and admits that it’s too late for him now. Silver says that he can still save the city, and Geoffrey reveals while getting up that Ixis is casting a spell tonight as the council gathers to ratify the new constitution, and he wants to take control of them, and he tells him not to let it happen.

  He says, “ Like I said, it’s too late for me. You’ve got a future to save, I… don’t. See you around, kid. “ Flynn really ruined his life! This is DEPRESSING! Later on, Director Who, with Elias alone with him, compliments Silver on trying the direct approach, and says that he wouldn’t have let Geoffrey go either. Elias points out that Geoffrey seems volatile, and “ if he falls apart, that could help us as much as it’d hurt Naugus. “ Well he was talking as if he’d outright kill himself considering he says he has no future.

And I can understand him at this point, so while Elias is right, it sounds really CRUEL and thus Out of Character for him to say this so heartlessly! Geoffrey could help a LOT in the fight against Eggman with his magic but the heroes would probably wanna put him in prison the minute Ixis is defeated! Remember when Geoffrey wanted to help defeat the Battlebird Armada?! And Elias didn’t let him help at ALL because they were MAD at him!

  Elias says that of their two targets, one is very crowded and the other lethal, so if they can’t stop Ixis, they’ll need a very low profile Plan B. He wishes he could just tell people what’s happening, and Harvey Who says that Ixis would cave in the chamber and cover his tracks, and Nicole, Chuck and the rest of them would be ungratefully tried for treason after everything they did to help! So, like, the COUNCIL would do that to them?! Even after learning that Ixis tried to BRAINWASH them, is that what I’m being TOLD?! The story ends with them getting ready to leave for their big mission.

  This issue was by Ian Flynn. I’m impressed, he actually bothered to have Geoffrey OBJECT to Ixis’ brainwashing plan, and even feel the absolute worst of regret and say that it’s too late for him now! So maybe he really was just, manipulated, but Ixis is so obviously evil just by looking at him.

Maybe seeing how evil he really was snapped him out of the brainwashing, just like how in STC, Tails saw how evil Eggman was and THAT snapped him out of brainwashing. But IXIS BRAINWASHED THE CITY in Return of the King! GEOFFREY KNEW ABOUT THAT! Why didn’t he snap at him BEFORE?!

  It’d be fine if Geoffrey at least had said Ixis was the lesser evil to Eggman and could help stop him by deroboticizing all of the cyborgs, instead of acting like he was a saint his whole life! It’s good that he establishes why Geoffrey doesn’t try to STOP Ixis, as he’s told that he can’t beat him alone… well I guess Ixis is too powerful to just have his neck snapped with wind, and maybe Geoffrey would feel bad about it? He was his old teacher after all. And he also says nobody would trust Geoffrey anymore, so he can’t go for backup.

  And I love that he saw Silver stand up for him and felt sad, and that he was told that Hershey wouldn’t approve of his behavior. It’s proving that the writer remembered Geoffrey was still a good person and wasn’t just an Ixis agent, ABOUT TIME! The heartfelt talk between him and Silver was an excellent part of the story! It really shows off Silver’s idealism working in his favor for once! Stuff like this reminds me of why Flynn was considered a good writer.

  The problem is that Ixis’ plan has a huge plot hole! Why was Ixis able to brainwash all the soldiers into hunting down Robians to the point where they didn’t even remember what was happening during that, with no brainwashing chamber at all right away, but to brainwash the COUNCIL, much less people, he had to go through ALL this rigamarole?! It doesn’t make much sense considering past events in the comic, it’s not like he’s become LESS POWERFUL since then!

  I would’ve rewritten it so that he brainwashed the citizens and council into letting him be king, and this was a plan to brainwash the WORLD into supporting him! The Return of the King was a pretty big memorable part of Ixis’ history and Flynn is completely ignoring and contradicting it for the ENTIRETY of Ixis’ arc, when its mere existence destroys the credibility of writing Geoffrey as working for Ixis when he KNOWS HE BRAINWASHED PEOPLE before, and of Ixis not doing that right away to be king again!

Geoffrey snaps at him finally because he’s trying to brainwash people, and yet he knew he tried to do that in Sonic Super Special 4, and yet he’s reacting as if he’s doing this for the first time and going too far! How did he not quit being his agent after Return of the King, then, when he tried to MURDER ALL THE ROBIANS?!

Sonic Universe Issue 44:

  We start out with Ixis underground saying that his brainwashing spell will also let the Order of Ixis arise anew, which Mammoth Mogul of the future said happened already, so, does this mean that Silver permanently prevents that? And Geoffrey sarcastically says, “ Sure. Splendid. “

The Council finds itself locked out of the royal military HQ, and when Chuck complains that they wouldn’t have this problem if Nicole was here, Hamlin pointlessly says that the vote to exile was unanimous as if that’s ANY consolation at ALL! Why does he keep having Hamlin talk? At least they all look sad about it, and Rosemary says most of them didn’t like it, but it’s way too late to try to redeem Rosemary’s character now.

  Vanilla and some other civilians are confused at the council being locked out of the building preventing them from ratifying the new constitution. You’d think this would immediately get everyone AGAINST Ixis! Who else would they suspect?! Who else would be against them ratifiying a new constitution than the one who has constantly shown to Rosemary’s annoyance, that he doesn’t WANT a council limiting him? Larry thinks about how this keeps them out of harm’s way, and hopes his bad luck will keep working in the right direction.

  Geoffrey lies to Ixis that he didn’t find the people who spied on him, and smiles genuinely feeling good about doing the right thing. The Secret Freedom Fighters burst into Ixis’ room getting him out of doing the spell and Shard taunts him about retreating.

Geoffrey fights off Lyco and her sister saying that he’s too busy to give Ixis his wand since he’s using it as a weapon, and Elias wonders where Director Who got all those explosives for him. I don’t like the sound of that, that seems suspicious! He should think they’re taken from Eggman.

  Ixis uses his elemental sorcery, to control the earth and the floor, saying that he doesn’t need his chaos emerald to defeat them. If THAT’S the CASE, then WHY didn’t he destroy the Battle Lord then?! If he could control elements WITHOUT it, then why was him not having his wand the excuse for him being a wimp against him?! He could’ve engulfed his hands in flames with his fire magic and hit the Battle Lord with his fists while ALSO using his magic!

  Shard spindashes through the earth, Silver telekinetically grabs the boulder in the air, and Shard spindashes at Ixis’ head to knock him over, thanking Silver for the distraction. Ixis then stupidly tries to suffocate Shard of ALL PEOPLE when he’s CLEARLY a robot and wouldn’t have LUNGS! Now that’s an Idiot Ball if I ever saw one! So Ixis can’t suffocate a robot. Why didn’t he do this to the Battle Lord? And then Ixis freezes him from the inside out just like he did to M when he failed to suffocate HER. NO, of course he didn’t do that!

  Instead, Shard shoots a laser at him, and Ixis just NOW realizes he’s a robot, and talks as if he NEEDS HIS WAND to crystallize a robot! Did he have it for M? WHY CAN HE USE EARTH MAGIC WITHOUT his WAND, and WIND MAGIC, but not CRYSTAL magic, which I always interpreted as being just an offshoot of earth magic anyways?! Why does he need his wand to use crystal magic, and presumably ice magic too since he hasn’t immediately frozen Shard here?! He wasn’t thinking these rules through. The whole time I’m wondering why Silver hasn’t just telekinetically grabbed Ixis and held him still.

Geoffrey throws his wand to avoid blowing his cover, I guess, and because he has faith in Silver, who telekinetically keeps Ixis from getting it. Rotor uses hacking powers on his glove to open the doors of the council room and is teased by Penelope about how he just couldn’t stop working for the council.

They joke around all jovially about how varied Rotor’s usefulness is now, with one asking if he unclogs drains too, and then the council gets into an argument because they don’t have the document for the constitution! That’s what we all want to see in a Sonic comic, right? And it’s such a bureaucracy JOKE that they took until NOW to try to sign a new constitution long after the Iron Queen was overthrown. Larry says spying on them that this is what he wants and says, “ YES! Now everybody go home and look for it! “ How do they not hear him?! Especially since he’s an unlucky lynx!

  Geoffrey says he knows when he’s being distracted, and uh, and, uh, uses his crossbow and wind powers? I can’t tell what’s going ON in these panels! Extreme close-ups are the WORST! This is the problem with Geoffrey, even if he IS being more badass, I don’t care because I can’t tell what he’s DOING!

Geoffrey taunts Elias because he used to have him wrapped around his finger. Why would you SAY THAT, like f-first Flynn shows him being regretful, and then he’s talking like a stereotypical villain? He has no idea how to write heroes turned villain. First Fiona and now him.

  Cream finds the constitution for Penelope, saying that the envelope’s addressed to Rosemary, who says she must have left it at her house when they had dinner the other night. Why would she ever bring it there?! Hamlin complains that they should get on with it already instead of just waiting for Ixis.

Dylan shows Lawful Stupidity and calls Hamlin out because HE always complains when someone ELSE doesn’t follow the rules, and Hamlin asks if they can have a quick vote to decide. UGHHHH! I hate these guys. This is not a line I’d look forward to reading in an action-packed Sonic comic!

  And then the power goes out which Larry caused too. Silver uses his telekinesis to turn Ixis’ wind and water against him, rather than just grabbing Ixis HIMSELF, and says that Enerjak was WAY stronger than him. Ixis surrounds him with fire and yet somehow doesn’t burn HIM for some STUPID reason even though he SAID he was combusting the air around him, and this lets Shard save him from above without Silver being injured at all. That was hard to believe! Sure was nice of Ixis to only combust the air directly around him!

Shard shoots a laser at the green gem on the alter and the twins attack Ixis. Geoffrey snarks that they really should’ve had the sense to do that from the start, causing Silver to RUDELY telekinetically send him into a wall for judging him at all, even though he’s RIGHT, it just made the entire fight forced because the heroes were being stupid.

  The heroes leave with Silver’s telekinesis and set off an explosion, and Ixis begs Geoffrey for help surrounded by fire and buried in rocks, with his wand just out of reach. Geoffrey naturally leaves him there and YES! Good writing!

But Ixis creates a crystal wall to keep the heroes from escaping, wait if he’s buried in the rocks why can’t he just control the rocks with his earth power and escape? He must have been asking Geoffrey for help to test him and out of laziness.

And Shard refuses to be buried alive again, telling Silver to grab the others and spindashes through the crystal. Elias says that they have to make it back to the base without being seen and we see Geoffrey near some crystals being yelled at by Ixis.

He lies that he went to chase down their enemies. While trapped in crystal, he tells the violent vengeful Ixis unnecessarily that he could play for sympathy, saying he was investigating the instability of the ground below and was caught in a cave-in, and saved the city from collapse as a result…

  I guess he had to lie to save his own skin considering that Ixis grabbed the Chaos Emerald staff, and went from trying to punish him, to freeing him from the crystals. Besides, for all Geoffrey knows… Ixis if he went violent on the city would’ve destroyed it and everyone in it. He was about to attack first because he thought the council would’ve felt tremors and realized what he was doing.

  Geoffrey says looking resentful that he lives to serve. Well he had no choice to save his own life and it’d be a waste if he got killed off with those powers. There’s narration angsting about how they have to be secret Freedom Fighters, where we see Sally’s mother drawn way too old and elderly because Flynn’s writing wasn’t depressing ENOUGH, ending off with us seeing Shard staring sadly at Sonic’s family, being really sad that he doesn’t have a family of his own.

After all, Chuck hates him and would be too much of a douche to let him spend time with him, and they’d all just be awkward around him instead of continuing to laugh and have fun. He couldn’t exactly ask them to play a board game with him. This will never be resolved by the way (38) we’re never going to see Sonic’s family being buddies with Shard, and Sonic’s parents being nice to Shard. Not even Uncle Chuck is gonna like him! Shard just brings out the worst in the heroes.

  Meanwhile, Harvey says to Silver that he’s compared the diaries of Antoine from the past and future… and he took into account everything he told him and applied it to all the profiles he had on file. Instead of explaining the newspaper, we just see the owl tell him that Sally’s the traitor because he’s ruled out Sally, Antoine and Rotor, while totally ignoring all the other Freedom Fighters like Bunnie, Tails and Amy. This is insensitive of him to do considering what happened to Sally! But how did Silver need to be TOLD this?! He had a lot of time to think!

  This issue was by Ian Flynn and is about Ixis’ plan to brainwash the Council being ruined because Shard finally shot a laser to destroy the emerald thing he was using, and Geoffrey lampshades that they should’ve done that in the first place, making their whole fight seem like padding from the characters being idiots after the fact, not to mention that Silver should’ve telekinetically held still Ixis all along.

Then Geoffrey seems to believe he can leave Ixis for dead in a cave-in when Ixis can clearly control earth and fire, only to get trapped WITH him, and be forced to give him a lie to make Ixis not get in trouble for his absence, all to save himself from dying. That was exhausting! Why couldn’t Ixis have been killed off THERE, since the Ixis thing is never gonna be properly resolved anyways? A bunch of rocks could’ve crushed him, fallen on his head before he could save himself. Why didn’t Ixis just save himself with his earth magic instead of embarrassing himself by asking Geoffrey for help?

  It’s pretty tragic that the Secret Freedom Fighters have to go uncredited for stopping Ixis’ big plan! And worst of all Ixis will come out of it looking like the good guy when he could’ve been left to die! But NO, we HAVE to have him still around when I’m TIRED of him by this point! He doesn’t have a conscience or any kind of depths, so he’s not a person! Also, it’s a great character moment for Shard that he’s sad that Sonic has a family and he doesn’t. He’s not even mad at him, just sad. Next up we’re returning to the main comic!

Issue 241:

  We start out with Sonic tracking the Death Egg on the Tornado-2, and Eggman says to throw some Egg Swats at them while he finds something bigger. Then Cubot gives Eggman a sprig of the Krudzu plant robot. And Eggman says he could plug this into ANY of his machines and have it take over! It wasn’t always like that.

He sends down robots with jet-packs and meanwhile Ixis notices that Geoffrey’s been surly since he tried that brainwashing spell, so he’ll have to keep an eye on him. Geoffrey’s always been surly to him, though! He said he was as subtle as a bunch of bricks at one point! And he wasn’t happy about him turning the city against Nicole.

  Geoffrey tells him that first he’s swearing in Mina’s mother as the new councillor to replace Rotor. This is the second time they’ve bothered to SHOW us Mina’s mother since she’s been deroboticized, not to mention the first time they’ve bothered to show one of the Council members first coming to power. It’s weird that we didn’t get to see her deroboticized and hugging Mina in celebration when everyone was deroboticized.

  Ixis says to Geoffrey that the Sword of Light burns to the touch, and tells him to take it away in a hurry, as I really wish that Sonic had gotten the chance to destroy him with that thing at super speed, or at least put him out of commission.

So Mina’s mother’s first motion is to overturn Nicole’s exile. And Ixis immediately screams no, making me giggle and startling the council making Rosemary glare at him. Mina’s mother says that the recent attack last issue proved that Ixis CAN’T protect the city. Team Freedom saved HIM and drove back Eggman while Nicole could’ve given them advanced warning. That wouldn’t have mattered, the Tails Doll turned off the force field.

  The Council talks about how they could get Nicole back as Ixis is just steaming with rage, and he starts to mutate, causing him to leave saying he feels ill… instead of just… why can’t he just TELL them about his mutation illness?! He might not have to tell them about the ghosts in his head since that’ll just make him look incompetent, and even crazy, but him talking to himself in front of people just makes him look even WORSE! He tells them to summon him if they need the tie-breaking vote.

  Sonic sees a giant red robot with a Krudzu plant growing around it, bragging that it lives again. Orbot says that Eggman destroyed the Hydra last time for trying to kill Sonic, which was dumb since he wants to get RID of Sonic.

Meanwhile, Ixis visits the delirious king trying to look good in front of his wife as he pretends to express pity for him… He tells the king that he was strong and healthy when he was working for him, and says that he can make him well again with his crystalline magic. He’d be an agent for Ixis though.

  And for no reason, Ixis reveals that he could only possess the king again if the king entered into contract with him again. WHY does he need to do it AGAIN?! Well to be fair, he DID become king, so, that part of his contract with him has been fulfilled and is thus obsolete. But, shouldn’t he know that he can’t keep ruling the kingdom on the council if he’s possessing someone and thus people don’t know he’s him?! So why even bother trying to possess anyone who can’t speak FOR him, like Geoffrey?! The whole issue is happening because Ixis has a giant Idiot Ball!

  And more importantly, why does he need a CONTRACT to possess people?! That’s so arbitrary! He said Mogul would be a great pawn when possessed but he never made a contract with HIM, so this is a continuity error, and he didn’t ask him to make a contract with him first and then possess him, he just told him he could possess him right away like a moron!  

  Ixis wants to possess the king again to get time to figure out a way to heal his own body. Where that body will go, and where he’ll hide it, I don’t know. Maybe it was in the Zone of Silence last time? But won’t the king’s brain poisoning just debilitate Ixis?… Not to mention he can’t walk either so that would ALSO debilitate Ixis unless he would have his powers in that body and fly with his wind magic anyways. He already MADE a contract with the king, when he possessed him last time, so why on earth would he need to make one AGAIN?!

Why does Ixis need a CONTRACT to possess people?! That’s so arbitrary! He said Mogul would be a great pawn when possessed but he never made a contract with HIM, so this is a continuity error, and he didn’t ask him to make a contract with him first and then possess him, he just told him he could possess him right away like a moron and made it so that Mogul would never do what he wanted! 

  Surprisingly the king is lucid enough to say no. The queen stands up to him, saying that Ixis looks no healthier than the king, and threatens to send in the guards and see who they TRULY favor, and how he’d truly fare against them even though he’s a wizard!

INSTEAD, Ixis lets himself be intimidated into walking away, probably because he can’t get a contract with the king with the king’s consent, and good PR would be ruined by forcing the king to agree for his own safety.

And the king thanks the queen heartwarmingly for standing up for him with tears in his eyes, causing her to give him a hug. I guess the offer was really tempting to him, and he needed her to do all that talking for him. One of the ghosts in Ixis’ head FINALLY lampshades how stupid he was to try to possess a feeble old man (chuckles). “ You really missed out on possessing a feeble old man. “ “ Perhaps our host just wants to die sooner! “ T-T-That doesn’t JUSTIFY him being written to try to DO that, though! And Ixis says that he just needs a different vessel, as the writer’s FINALLY remembering that he can possess people.

  Ixis tells Jules that he can turn him back to normal just like he did with Bunnie. Sonic’s parents GLARE at him, and Jules naturally questions why he HAS to enter into a magical contract with him when Bunnie didn’t need to do that.

Jules says, “ Uh-huh. Care to go first, dear? “ His wife points out to Ixis that Jules remains a Robian due to his old war wounds, so it may be too risky to attempt to save him, even though, crystallizing him, would, I can imagine that if ANYONE could turn him fully organic without returning his old wounds, it would be IXIS! I mean, Ixis isn’t, like he would crystallize him and then the crystal would turn organic! Bunnie’s cyborg limbs when they were turned organic, they were never even organic to begin with because those weren’t her original roboticized limbs! NATE made those! And they had weapons added but he made them vanish!

We aren’t told if Bunnie’s new organic arms are actually her original arms somehow brought back from magic or if they’re just her latest cybernetics changed to be organic, and if it was the latter, then of course Jules could be turned organic and not get his war wounds back because his METAL doesn’t have those! It’s not like it’s a spell where it returns something to the way it USED TO be! He literally just turned Bunnie’s metal organic! So it wouldn’t return Jules’ old war wounds, and Ixis should be saying this, but I guess they wouldn’t believe him anyways.

  Then Jules points out that he hates him for trying to kill his son. The two proceed to kick him out. I love those guys sometimes, they could’ve EASILY been written to be gullible morons! Actual intelligence in the characters is so rare in Flynn’s writing compared to characters being idiots that when characters have even basic common sense like this, it stands out as them being geniuses.

Of course, Ixis possessing Jules would’ve been a bad thing. It’d be an interesting plot development, but, they were smart to turn him down and I’m glad we didn’t have yet another major plot development be forced. I prefer him as a robot anyways, he looks distinct from Sonic that way! When I saw Geoffrey spying on him earlier I thought he was gonna possess him right away! Why the hell didn’t he do that IMMEDIATELY after Geoffrey came to him?!… I guess he was too proud….

  Sonic says once again that they need to take the giant robot down before it could get to full strength because it doesn’t START at full strength for some reason. T-Pup gave Tails information that the Krudzu is weak to water, reminding them of that from a long time ago, so they probably forgot.

And they’re near the East Coast, so Amy advises that they should put everything to one hit and knock the robot into the coast. Sonic tells Tails to lock the missiles onto Sonic when he launches, Amy launches the spindashing Sonic with her hammer straight through the chest of the robot, and Sonic easily defeats it with one hit lampshading how weak it is.

  Also I briefly questioned why it was only Amy who was wearing goggles on the plane. Maybe since she’s the only one who’s not speedy, and Sonic and Tails’ eyes have some biological shielding that’s like goggles so they won’t need them to keep stuff from flying int heir eyes and building up when they go fast. It’s a Required Secondary power. The question is, Amy just now started wearing them and hasn’t always being wearing those ugly things on the plane.

  And then we see Ixis and Geoffrey at Mina’s concert. OH, BOY. I’m guessing Ixis is gonna make absolutely sure that the public will be too scared to listen to Mina’s message about Nicole being good. I can’t watch! Oh this is gonna be terrible! You KNOW that Ixis is able to manipulate people’s negative emotions to exaggerate them! Well at least Mina would get some karma for what she DID, but she was already feeling bad enough for her betrayal!

  Mina says that while she had wanted to have a message of empowerment, it got lost in a cloud of her own fears, and now she wants to make a song about love, understanding and forgiveness, and it’s all about Nicole, someone who’s given EVERYTHING for them, even though she didn’t SACRIFICE anything aside from, having to keep up the act as the Iron Queen’s lackey and make herself feel bad, but Mina isn’t explaining this. She didn’t give up literally everything for them! This makes Geoffrey remind the angry Ixis that he has his public image to worry about. Oh boy I can’t watch!

  Ixis thinks that he’s so sick of keeping up pretenses, the citizens being fickle, and the mutations and the voices taunting him, seeming to be on the rage breaking point. Seems like he doesn’t really want to be a government leader, just someone with power. You’d think that eventually he would just snap, no matter HOW much Geoffrey would tell him to calm down, and just prove that he IS an evil wizard and get the city turned against him after going after Nicole and the heroes’ parents causing a whole bunch of destruction!

And if he possessed Geoffrey, he’d be completely deprived of that voice of reason and that would be inevitable, getting everyone turned against him. So why wouldn’t that happen really soon after that would happen? Really, the Naugus saga shouldn’t have lasted so long considering how evil he is! And then Cream tells Vanilla that she lost the Tails Doll. Oh great.

  So I bet the Tails Doll is gonna ruin Mina’s concert by collapsing stuff and turn the general public against Nicole again! Why can’t we just get this Nicole plot resolved already?! When Mina gets in trouble Team Freedom immediately gets her bandmates to safety, and Geoffrey shouts at Ixis blaming him before realizing from his weakened mutated condition that it really WASN’T him.

  Mina thanks Team Freedom for saving the day again as the crowd cheers, rather than being freaked out and upset with Nicole, and she tells the crowd that the stage would’ve been fine if Nicole had been there, and she needs their support as a result. And in a POSITIVE confusing plot twist that, well it’s much better to have the comic not be TOTALLY predictable, this causes the crowd to cheer that they want Nicole back! I was very surprised by this! It doesn’t make any SENSE, but at least Flynn’s resolving that plot point as forced as it feels that it’s so easy. But Mina does have a good point and it’s been a WHILE since the Iron Nicole thing.

  Ixis says that Geoffrey was loyal enough to save him. I don’t trust this wizard. Geoffrey never should’ve saved him if he didn’t have to. Geoffrey says that he shouldn’t be loyal to him at ALL and says he taught him to be strong and self-reliant and he thought he could bring those ideals to Mobotropolis.

He shouts at Ixis that he betrayed his city with that stupid stunt he pulled underground. How was that stupid? EVIL, but not stupid, he’s probably trying to feel better about himself working with Ixis by calling him stupid instead of outright evil. And he says, “ You’re sick! You’re twisted! And you’re… wrong! “ I love that!

  Why the hell doesn’t the crowd hear this?! I guess they’re far enough away from them, but… because it’s the comic and a series of still images with close-ups on them at all times, it’s hard to tell how far away Geoffrey got them with his super speed wind magic. There was ONE panel with them in a castle.

  Then Geoffrey says that he’s no better than Ixis, and he’s not one to judge, being WAY too hard on himself there. Flynn must have really held a grudge against Geoffrey for the way he treated Sonic in Endgame and when he taunted Sonic about Sally not calling him.

Geoffrey says that this city is full of forgiving folk and it’s the one place in the world where people like them can truly do good. WHY is Geoffrey being portrayed as having NAÏVE IDEALISM as his defining flaw instead of PARANOID CYNICISM, which is the exact OPPOSITE of how he used to be?! And Flynn is pretending this is how he was all along because he was always with Ixis!

  Geoffrey says that he’s known Ixis was sick ever since Eggman’s “ white out “ attack. So NOW he means ill and not evil when he says sick. Geoffrey says that instead of tricking his way out of his sickness he could ask for help just once. UH, you don’t wanna do that Geoffrey.

Ixis’ ghosts tell him not to give into his apprentice, insulting him that he’s too prideful to show weakness. He tells Geoffrey that he will serve as his vessel and then the predictable happens, as Geoffrey gets possessed by Ixis, in the predictable twist that logically should’ve happened from the start instead of a WHOLE STORY being forced padding from his stupidity.

And no one’s gonna wonder where Ixis went no matter how much time passes? This will never be resolved by the way (39) we’ll never get to see Geoffrey not possessed by Ixis anymore. That’s great. The writer originally planned to just have Ixis trick the heroes, not do this, but it wasn’t done because that’d be too weak, you know, as opposed to him being carried away by Big the Cat.

  At least Nicole is being welcomed back, just like THAT, she’s welcomed back to the city under monitored conditions. We’ll never know exactly what those monitored conditions ARE by the way! (This will never be resolved: 40) You’d think that any restriction to her power would make her less capable of protecting the city, like, if she can’t have surveillance everywhere, then she’s not gonna know automatically where exactly to go to defend the city from a threat.

And if she doesn’t have the power to trap anyone she wants, or fight with nanites in general, then she won’t be able to take care of a threat. But we’ll never know what those conditions are, even though that sounds like a pretty important thing to specify right away! That’s distracted.

  Geoffrey says that the vote is unanimous NOW, and holds Nicole’s hand – this isn’t like Ixis at all – saying that Ixis is too ill to attend, but sends his full support of her return. This has to be Geoffrey in control because Ixis would never do this.

Somehow the council actually fucking BUYS this, or at least don’t question it in front of him. Really, they don’t even doubt him in thought bubbles? Then Geoffrey, so I guess he’s keeping his original mind since this sounds way too smart for Ixis, tells the council that Ixis is dying, and he had tried to take on all he could to serve the city in his last hours.

  Why is nobody noticing that the possessed Geoffrey has red eyes?! I could understand overlooking a NORMAL eye color, I don’t tend to remember what color people’s eyes are anyways, but, REDDISH BROWN eyes, everyone should immediately know that he’s possessed! It’s weird because Max didn’t have those. He says that he got Ixis to see that his old ways are flawed and together they could save his life so that they might serve him… so that he might serve them better. He asks Nicole if she’ll help save him. Why is he even pretending she has a choice? Saying no would be treason against their king. Oh boy.

  And the story ends with the Death Egg having already hit Albion. I have a question, instead of just flying after the Death Egg not going in it at ALL… uh, were they just too afraid of what could be inside the Death Egg to bother speeding up the plane to go in there ALREADY? Because maybe if they went in there right AWAY they could’ve prevented Albion’s attack, and prevented Furville from being attacked twice, and prevented the cat country from being attacked!

But I guess we’re supposed to just ASSUME that Eggman completely got rid of the last access point that the heroes used to enter his Death Egg last time. You’d think Albion would have a force field generator like Sandblast City by now, since it has advanced echidnas in it!

  This issue was by Ian Flynn, and is about immense relief, and then some Oh Crap moments as well! I thought for SURE Mina’s concert was gonna be a DISASTER, but instead she gets the public to all support Nicole really EASILY when the stage collapses by saying that it wouldn’t have collapsed with Nicole there, when things could’ve easily gone the OTHER way, with people assuming she snuck into the city to do it. I guess I’m supposed to believe that it’s been long enough that people calmed down and forgave Nicole.

  Still, it seems too easy, I thought for sure that they’d get mad at Mina or Ixis would exaggerate their fear to make that happen, but instead he was too sick and Nicole gets welcomed back to the city by the council that same issue. That was easy! So what took so long? I really didn’t think this plot point would get resolved in time, so that’s good! It took a long time to conclude but that doesn’t mean that it getting concluded in this way won’t feel sudden and contrived.

  And speaking of relief Sonic beat that giant red robot REALLY EASILY! So much for the plant robot’s glorious comeback! It feels weird to have Sonic’s scenes in the plot be short filler. However Geoffrey ends up being possessed by Ixis right when he was calling him out on being a jerk, when he already did that so he should’ve just left the city before this could get any WORSE! I guess he was planning on turning on him and, heroically defeating him at the last moment when he was distracted by other people? But he didn’t do that when he had the chance last time!

  Instead Ixis ends up possessing him, forcing him to use his intelligence to lie that Ixis saw the error of his ways and was helping the king in his last days. And he even tries to convince Nicole to help save him! Are they really gonna BUY ANY of that, after he tried to MURDER ALL THE ROBIANS?! What reason do they have to trust Geoffrey on all this, ESPECIALLY when he said Ixis voted Nicole back in, when he vehemently refused her last time more than ANYONE ELSE?! He did that a lot before that!

  I like that the king and Jules both refuse Ixis who was trying to make a bargain with them to bring them back to normal with it being obvious that he had something to gain from it. And I like that it’s explained that Ixis had too much pride to possess Geoffrey, his apprentice, explaining why he didn’t possess him in the first place.

And it’s just a shame what happened to Geoffrey! He should’ve gotten out while he was ahead! How far could he run away from the city, or fly away, before Ixis would try to find him? Well, Ixis WOULD be required to stay in the city to keep it. This was an alright issue though, for once.

Issue 242:

  We start out at another time and place unfortunately, in the middle of the Mecha Sally Arc where we just want it done as fast as possible, with Tails saying that Sonic’s gonna miss the Olympic trials. And of course he doesn’t. WOW, an adaptation of the Mario and Sonic OLYMPIC games that no one wanted. THIS story feels like it’s WORTHLESS, I wanted to see what the PREVIOUS issue was leading up to!

And we already SAW an issue where the Freedom Fighters competed in Olympic sporting events, against Robotnik and his badniks! And it was probably done much better than this. I’m just gonna try to get through this worthlessness as soon as possible. I don’t know why overpowered people like Sonic and TAILS, would even be ALLOWED in-universe to COMPETE instead of being DISQUALIFIED!

  Okay. Eggman’s disguised as a safety official, and Team Chaotix is in a canoe and gets trapped by Eggman because the canoe is a trap for them, and the grip for the hammer throw was sabotaged for Knuckles. Why is SILVER allowed to compete in this?! Isn’t his telekinesis cheating?!

He throws a shot-put that explodes, Big gets put to sleep by gas from a shot-put, and Amy, Blaze and Rouge get trapped by Eggman, as I wonder how a non-muscular Silver with no super strength would be allowed to or decide to compete in the Power event, and Cream and Marine decide to warn Sonic about it.

  All of these characters being nothing but kidnapping victims does not look good for Flynn because it’s such a stark contrast to how ANGELO DECESAIRE wrote a story with a similar premise to this, where, sure the badniks all beat Sonic’s friends in those events, but they at least looked like they were DOING something, Sally was showing off that she could actually SWIM, Rotor showed off that he’s strong enough to lift a barbell over  his head, and TAILS SAVED THE DAY by bringing Sonic non-sabotaged shoes!

And why oh why is BLAZE in the Olympics, and not in the Sol Dimension taking her duty seriously? What is this, one of the stupid video games?! Meta logic sucks. It’s why Eggman was written to suddenly be smart enough to kidnap them all at once without being smart enough to simply kill them, because, I guess he thinks that’d be TOO EASY.

  Sonic says to Shadow that using Chaos Control would be cheating and yet hypocritically doesn’t acknowledge Tails using his tails as that because he’s loyal to him. So Shadow points out that THIS is cheating, but SILVER isn’t!…

Some giant badniks attack Sonic and he beats them easily, and Sonic challenges Eggman one-on-one and says winner takes all. The story at least makes more sense than in AoStH because Eggman makes an excuse that he has a weak back “ or something “ making that the only mildly charming moment in all this padding, and sends Metal Sonic to be his stand-in as a result.

  After Sonic does every event in the Olympics with just one panel dedicated to each all in one day, bullshit happens as Sonic gets JUST AS empowered by PICTURES of Power Rings that aren’t even the same color as them, as he would by REAL Rings! So he’s magically not tired anymore!

Sonic takes off in the race before Metal and jumps onto the animal capsule, which he should’ve just done from the start if that heavy thing was always there, and Eggman doesn’t call him out on clearly cheating. And the story ends with not a single Mario character in sight, destroying the point of having an adaptation of the Mario and Sonic Olympics.

  In the second story Sonic and friends fight some robots sent at them on the Tornado-2, and complain that Albion looks pretty bad. And that’s IT! We cut away from them!… Well, that… what a WASTE of COMIC space! I mean, we could’ve… didn’t this just happen LAST issue? The heroes are fighting robots and we cut away.

Nicole tells Knuckles through a cracked screen that she’s coming in fine and she’s also picking up all the other stations. Nicole asks Knuckles why he’s going through all the trouble of fixing up Haven since Haven’s full of technology. I honestly forget how Haven even GOT damaged. I don’t remember seeing Finitevus damage it a whole bunch.

  Knuckles finally apologizes to her for trying to wipe her out as Enerjak, although again I thought he was being mind-controlled by Finitevus back then! And then he says that while he’d prefer to keep things simple, with half the Chaotix gone looking for Mighty and Ray he needs all the help he can get monitoring the island. So Haven definitely has spy cameras to help with that.

  Nicole thanks Knuckles for trusting her to test out the systems. Then she says that she detects another signal trying to reach him, a static-filled message about them being under attack by the Dark Legion. Knuckles says that the ones he failed and betrayed have called for help, and it’s his duty to try to save them, even if he can’t look them in the eye. He says to rally the “ girls “ and get moving even though I don’t see any girls with him, and we cut to Knuckles gliding around the Tornado-2 in the final page, so I guess the Nicole thing happened hours ago?

  This issue was by Ian Flynn. And THIS was a disgrace, a complete waste of my time! It was a SORT OF okay Olympics adaptation, but it felt totally POINTLESS, not only because of its horrible timing coming in the middle of a story arc we wanna end, NOT just that it’s a game plot rip-off, but we already HAD a story about Sonic in the Olympics and it was done much better than THIS, with much more variety with the different Freedom Fighters competing, and we didn’t have all of Sonic’s friends get kidnapped really easily! And Tails saved the day when that wasn’t expected of him back then! Not to mention there’s no Mario characters so, what’s the POINT? This is just a waste of time that should’ve been in Sonic Universe instead.

  And the second story is just there to show you Nicole warning Knuckles about Albion so he can show it to defend it! Why is the second story, the SECOND story when it’s the only one that matters, that’s so demeaning! This almost wasn’t worth the effort to my hands typing a review of this! It’s not like the issue was horrible but it feels so very pointless considering the timing. It feels like a cash grab to profit off the Olympics games!

Maybe it was just Executive Meddling forcing Flynn to make a story like this. But he could’ve at least showed us Sally, Bunnie and Antoine in this story and told us, “ they DO turn out fine in the end! “ It says, “ another time, another place! “ How are we supposed to ever get the idea that this means “ in another universe “ and not just, “ another time, another place, in the Prime Zone? “ That’s the sloppiest text blurb ever and it’s baffling that he kept using it!

Issue 243:

We start out three days ago with a pointless page where we’re seeing a kid being taught history in Albion. I thought Eggman destroyed all of the people of Albion so why are the non-red or pink echidnas still around, THAT’S confusing, although now that I think about it, we see did purple echidnas in Echidnapolis in a story where Vector was trying to ask some girls out. So, maybe even natives of Echidnapolis can be weird colors. Anyways, the Enerjak Knuckles business is mentioned as the Day of Transit.

  And we cut to three days later after the attack on Albion. Amy complains about how Eggman’s putting people in danger just to slow the heroes down, and now the Death Egg’s nowhere to be SEEN because of him!

Metal Knuckles flies up to the Tornado-2 trying to attack them, smacking away Sonic’s spindash sending him falling headfirst and he simply complains about how embarrassing that was without being scared. How would he stop falling headfirst after that?

Amy of all people is the one who has to smack Metal Knuckles away, and she catches Sonic grabbing his hand, after which I just have to assume he flipped himself to be upright with her since she’d swing her arm with him.

  The plane keeps falling with Tails saying the robot hit the fuel tank, forcing them to make an early landing. Tails says that they’re not leaving the island any time soon. Tails pets T-Pup saying that he’ll handle most of the repairs and keep an eye on things while they check the situation in the ruins. So, T-Pup, a four-legged creature… can make repairs!… And I assume he has the mind of a dog, too!…

  Amy points out that there’s a residential area under lockdown up ahead. Sonic spindashes a tank and Amy and Tails fight as well, and we see Constable Remington threaten some Legionnaires with a ray gun while his allies just have mere bows and arrows with them.

And yet they succeed in arresting them as Sonic goes up to them. Remington says that 3 days ago Lien-Da had invaded them with support from Eggman and while Eggman moved on, Lien-Da stayed behind with all her troops, although the only Eggman tech she bothered to keep was Metal Knuckles, because I guess she doesn’t WANT to win.

She captured the matriarch of most of the citizens. The few they could rescue are secured in the residential area where they met, and they’ve been trying to rescue people while taking down enemy troops. Remington says that their base camp is here in the theater, and since he knows their defenses won’t hold against heavy artillery they’ve been organizing an escape to the mainland, and they plan to hide citizens in the Mercian Forests, and appeal to the king.

Amy reassures him with a wink that she knows the king will help, because the king is her cousin Robin. I never saw Robin as a king, I just saw him as a Robin Hood rip-off. But he never stole from the rich and gave to the poor so I thought he was such a shallow parody that the only thing Robin Hood about him would be his name and bow use. I don’t remember him ever saying he was a king. He did his first scene, but it’s so minor.

Sonic tells Constable that Angel Island’s more rustic than Albion now, and Knuckles’ kin are all gone. Amy elbows him complaining about how he broke the news to him, and Sonic lampshades that there’s no better way to break the news.

  Remington sheds a tear and says their main objective NOW is to rescue the matriarch. In a PADDING SCENE Lien-Da apologizes to Eggman about being late with her report because it took them an extra day to get the communication tower built.

She stammers that she hasn’t legionized the Albion government yet because she’s waiting until the last of the resistance have been put down… But, WHY, can’t she just do it right away AND attack the resistance? Eggman tells her not to drag her feet on this as I wonder why the one-dimensional villain WOULD, and he says that she’d better not fail for her species’ sake.

  Lien-Da makes a reassuring speech to the echidnas that soon they will all be united under her as their new matriarch. Lara-Le, who is fucking FINALLY back to her actual GOOD DESIGN, what the fuck TOOK them so LONG, sides with Knuckles, saying that the Legionnaires have just caused trouble.

Lien-Da points out that Knuckles didn’t save the echidnas from getting enslaved, and was nowhere to be found on the Day of Transit, instead of just TELLING THEM that Knuckles was made into Enerjak which she knows about! You’d think a villain would tell them that as soon as POSSIBLE!

  Then it’s revealed that Lara-Le, is the matriarch of Albion, because, she’s Knuckles’ mother. And fortunately Lien-Da calls her out on the blatant nepotism where she’s only in charge because she’s related to Knuckles, without any hint that she has any actual governing capability. She’s right, that’s unfair.

Lara-Le insults the Dark Legion’s sad, sorry state of affairs some MORE and Lien-Da says that she’s lucky she somehow needs her for her status, inexplicably calling her ignorant. Well I guess Eggman’s planning to make her a sub-boss, but wait, wouldn’t this be another Drago situation and he’d just blow up Lien-Da and replace her with Lara-Le?

  Just because she could tell Lara that Knuckles was Enerjak she’s warned about an attack, and we see the heroes fighting alongside Remington’s men who cover for them as they go to save people. Why does one of the echidnas have what looks like squid tentacles for hair? Look at those circles on it. That’s like Lara-Su Chronicles shit, why’d the artist do that? Some echidnas get freed from animal capsules and some running civilians are told to head for the hole in the wall while some policemen will cover them.

He orders another one of his workers to take his squad and survivors to the neighborhood and then straight to the docks. Amy complains that fighting Legionnaires just isn’t the same as fighting badniks. I agree, even if THIS makes the comic unique and original.

Lien-Da tells a Legionnaire to activate the building’s defense systems which are revealed to be a paralyzing electric defensive grid which the Legionnaires have a built-in resistance to CONVENIENTLY. So, they can’t be electrocuted?… NO, that doesn’t sound right. ACTUALLY maybe it’s their CLOAKS that are immune to it, but it’s never explained. Sonic goes to attack Lien-Da who reveals that now she can shoot electricity out of her hands AND eyeballs! She explains that Eggman gave her those powers, but her eyes look just like normal eyes otherwise.

Then Metal Knuckles shows up and the story ends with Knuckles getting Nicole’s message and deciding to get moving and help Albion, which we already saw and I expected him to BE here already, and we saw him gliding with the heroes’ plane earlier, so that’s sloppy retconning.

  This issue was Ian Flynn. It starts off with Sonic and his friends going to save Albion from Lien-Da and her forces and ends with Sonic fighting a more powerful Lien-Da and Metal Knuckles hitting him away. Lara-Le FINALLY has her good design back, about time, and Lien-Da is doing this with the fear that Eggman would destroy all of the echidnas if she fails at her mission.

But, if she legionizes all of them, wouldn’t it be the opposite of protecting them from him because then he could blow them up at any time? So her failing would only threaten her Legionnaire echidnas. Why didn’t Lien-Da just legionize everyone she had captured by now?

Issue 244 Flynn:

  And now we get to Issue 244, the issue that was ruined by a lawsuit. We start out with Knuckles in Albion, asking why he can’t find anyone, seeing a flash of light at one point. Then earlier we see Thrash saying that if someone hops through his Warp Ring they won’t have to worry about anything ever again.

To be fair, if he IS sending them to a safe place, then he’s right, they WOULD technically be better off living somewhere without Eggman in it, but they’ll be trapped with the Dark Legion who will all legionize them, which is almost just as bad. The reason I hate it and can’t stand reading this arc is because this only happened from meta logic! We don’t get to SEE who he’s talking to because copyright censorship.

  Meanwhile, Knuckles sees lights again and ends up seeing one of Thrash’s mutts who T-Pup is barking at in front of the Tornado-2. Then we cut to hours ago where Tails is saying stuff to T-Pup he CLEARLY didn’t say LAST time saying to seal up the gashes in the plane, and synthesize some fuel in a paraphrase of what he actually said.

Knuckles shows a soft side by PETTING T-Pup even though he’s a robot, and asks him to come with him. Then they go up to an unconscious Sonic and Tails who are being threatened by one of Thrash’s pets that look like they’re cyborgized since they have glowing yellow eyes. There’s never any sort of explanation for why they have glowing eyes. It’s just to make them look evil.

  Sonic, Tails and Amy wake up all groggy and we see Metal Knuckles collapsed on the ground. Knuckles notes that Espio’s been keeping tabs on the nanite city, which actually explains why he was in there earlier with Nicole, and Sonic insults Knuckles for not getting here to save HIS people sooner. He deserved that for how he treated Sonic last time. It’s explained that they were all knocked out by electricity traps. Knuckles asks where the echidnas fighting alongside them went.

  Then we see that Thrash had felt compassion for the unconscious heroes saying that echidnas just make people suffer, even though they only fought with a FEW races, and he was the one who moved them. Knuckles says that while refugees were heading for the docks, now they’re empty.

Knuckles starts trying to use T-Pup to contact Angel Island remembering that he had insisted to Julie-Su that he could fix up Haven by HIMSELF, and was telling two people to guard the Emerald for him. You’d think he’d never tell people to do that again considering when he trusted Locke to guard the Emerald terrible things happened! But whatever!

Can’t build a guard robot or anything! And can’t have Penders’ characters in this story because hen you’d have to PAY him! That’s the ONLY reason they’re not here, because it wasn’t Penders’ idea to get rid of them, quite the opposite in fact.

  He says to patch him through to Nicole since she would’ve spoken to his teammates last. Nicole says that she couldn’t reach ANYONE on the island. But he left before she could warn him. They ask who would have a Warp Ring to reach them so quickly if not the Legion and Finitevus, and we cut to Thrash warping to Angel Island days ago with his devil dogs finding some notes on Albion in Haven, that were CONVENIENTLY THERE for him, just to arbitrarily finagle him going there!

Didn’t he already know about Albion the last time we saw him? I guess he needs these notes to know exactly WHERE it is. Anyways he also learns about how to super-charge a Warp Ring. It sure is convenient for him that there were notes on that and he happened to find them! Why would they be kept around, why didn’t Knuckles find these notes himself?! And we see Thrash saying, “ And that’s the last of ‘em. “ And Knuckles shows up with the others. You know Knuckles used to be such a great guardian in the Knuckles Comic.

And look at what Flynn reduced him to. After he gave up guarding the Emerald to his FATHER, Flynn made him trust Finitevus of all people with it, Albion got attacked by Finitevus and Eggman making echidnas rare we saw the Enerjak incident sending all of the echidnas to Albion away from the Emerald so he’d have to choose what to guard, and because he can’t just put the Emerald from Albion since it’d crash his island and he’s irrationally ashamed when he was brainwashed by Finitevus, he chooses NOT to guard Albion with the Emerald IN IT, because that would be different from the games, and so this happens.

  All because Knuckles won’t let an island fall from the sky when it did in the SA1 adaptation and nobody died, and it didn’t fall apart or anything! Flynn ruined Knuckles’ legacy. He made Knuckles go from the best guardian EVER, to the absolute worst, most INCOMPETENT guardian in all history, all in one change of writers. This is what our effective hero has been reduced to. Now tell me, how the hell is PENDERS the one who wrote Knuckles badly after this, when he made him COMPETENT and HAPPY?! Flynn put him through a Humiliation Conga!

  And no him being the best guardian isn’t just him being a “ Creator’s Pet of Penders “ never mind that he still had fun at Knuckles’ expense, because, I’d expect Knuckles to be the best guardian ever no matter WHAT writer’s in charge, no matter what comic this is, because he’s one of the MAIN CHARACTERS of the SERIES! Of course he got respect, of course he got his own comic book!

  And this is when we see Thrash happily boast about getting rid of all the echidnas, saying that he got rid of those girls that Knuckles put at the Master Emerald and that helped him get rid of all the echidnas in Albion. At least Thrash isn’t saying he sent them all into a volcano and killed them. It could’ve been a LOT WORSE! Instead we can assume he sent to the Twilight Cage, a dimension without Eggman to terrorize them in. Too bad they’ll still have the Dark Legion.

  Knuckles furiously tackles Thrash saying, “ Bring them back! Bring them back! NOW! “ To a place like THIS? Thrash roars to get Knuckles off him, he insists that because he’s a good person he won’t just kill Knuckles even though he’s clearly not a good person after the selfish thing he did, and Sonic says that after all this waiting to let Knuckles get the first hit in, he’ll fight with him to get him to bring back his kind, because fighting with him will magically brainwash him into deciding to do that!

Just STEAL the Warp Ring from him at super speed, you IDIOT! I just retyped Archie Sonic Online’s rewriting of this issue and there’s a stark difference in the intelligence of the characters, because the minute I went back to Flynn, I saw the Idiot Balls come back! I saw the forced writing come back right away!

  After we see a Krudzu vine reach a button, Thrash roars at Sonic, and then we see Metal Knuckles revived thanks to the Krudzu plant covering it. I don’t see why that would revive him! I guess it filled in all the gashes and holes, but it was still overloaded with electricity!

  This issue was by Ian Flynn and was about Thrash happily getting rid of all of the echidnas on Albion just like that using his Warp Ring, because he wants to make the comics more like the games and a lawsuit forced him to change his plans for this arc, I mean because Thrash is racist against echidnas… Ugh…

When I first read this issue I didn’t know it happened because of the Penders lawsuit happening way before the reboot actually happened. I thought the lawsuit and getting rid of characters garbage would only happen when the reboot started. By the way it was Archie who decided to get rid of them, because they were too greedy to pay Penders for using them after HE got greedy and asked for money for them. Archie’s just as much at fault here.

  But when I first read this story I assumed that it was Flynn continuing the pattern he already started, with Albion being decimated. He already made echidnas rare, so I thought he was just gladly continuing that to make things even more like the games… Echidnas were already completely Out of Focus on Albion, so wasn’t that enough?! Couldn’t Ian have just been satisfied with THAT, with never showing them again? He got away with not showing us Julie, Safron and the echidnas in this issue while still clearly using them as characters because they were involved in the plot by being kidnapped!

  At least this was foreshadowed, but Thrash didn’t need to exist and him finding those random notes out of nowhere to further his plan with a super-charged Warp Ring felt like a Diabolus ex Machina, because why would those notes be kept around, and why the hell wouldn’t Knuckles have FOUND them already and gotten the Brotherhood back?! And he was already told about Albion a long time ago, so why’d he take THIS LONG to do this all in one day? Couldn’t he just keep warping around the world with a Warp Ring until eventually he’d find some echidnas?

  Why the hell couldn’t Knuckles have said to Thrash back then, “ You can’t take the Warp Ring, the heroes need it! “ instead of trusting some random dude with such a powerful artifact?! The sheer fact that this happened at all makes the whole concept FORCED, because it’s not like Thrash STOLE the Warp Ring, which he could’ve easily been written to DO! He was artificially allowed to keep it!

Why’d he say the heroes “ DROPPED “ a Warp Ring for him in this issue when we clearly saw him leave with it in front of them with their implied permission? The biggest plot holes with this issue are that Sonic and Knuckles could’ve easily taken out Thrash and taken his Ring if they had just attacked him already instead of characters politely letting each other finish talking, having giant Idiot Balls in the process!

  It is the fault of Penders and his lawsuit over character rights that the echidnas were taken away, but it was Flynn who WROTE THIS. Penders wouldn’t have ever written this story! In fact, he wanted the characters to stay so he could be paid for their use! Archie did this! I really don’t see why Flynn had to do this instead of just never showing us Albion AGAIN and leaving the rest of this arc to offscreen, which the comic was already doing up to this point!

  I mean the comic gets away with a lot, it doesn’t have the rights to Eggman Nega, but it still USED him, because it’s Dr. Nega who’s threatening the multiverse for example, and we saw Mephiles in Scourge Lockdown! I’d rather Flynn have dropped this arc ENTIRELY than continued it like THIS. And I’m glad the fan reception was so negative that it’s in the process of being rewritten by them. It’ll be nice to get to read the whole thing written properly this time sixty years from now when I have gray hair.

Issue 245 Flynn:

  The first few panels are wasted on having the characters repeat dialogue from the last few panels of the LAST issue like it’s the Fleetway Comic, because readers are goldfish apparently! Thrash roars at Sonic using his soundwave attack to send him flying as I wonder why Sonic running at the speed of sound at him threatening him all the while shouldn’t have let him attack Thrash LONG BEFORE he could ever roar at him! How’d they have the time for saying all of that stuff in that silhouetted panel when Sonic was running at him in it?

  Meanwhile a Crabmeat who’s covered in Krudzu says that thanks to THIS he’s adapted and rainwater can’t short-circuit him anymore even though the Krudzu’s main weakness is supposed to be water, and the Krudzu vines are clearly sticking out of the Crabmeat and getting wet! This is when he activates Metal Knuckles.

  Meanwhile, Thrash says that while the echidnas were innocent, so were his people, so justice is served. Why is he just admitting the echidnas were innocent if he thinks they deserve this?! Like he said, “ so were! “ Thrash says that they’re even because now they’re BOTH the last of their kind.

He explains that the echidnas messed with the Tasmanian Devils’ genes trying to create the devil dogs and nobody remembers why. Mums and dads sired pups instead of babies and each generation as they get bred out of existence, are told the stories of who did that to their people. This is the kind of plot point you would have expected Ken Penders to write when we first saw the Tasmanian Devils in Issue 48. It’s interesting, but also off-putting!

  Maybe their people were constantly BOTHERING the echidnas so they thought this was the best solution to get rid of them, and simply destroying them all with a laser blast would’ve made too much sense, and been too cruel for them. So they thought this was better. We’re only hearing Thrash’s side of the story on this!

Knuckles yells at Thrash that the echidnas didn’t know about this and they could’ve helped to REVERSE the damage to his people. Too late NOW unless they can turn the devil dogs into Thrash’s kind with magic. Besides, the devil dogs are too small to bear children as big as Thrash.

  Thrash reasons that if he gave the echidnas enough time they’d do the same thing again, and he finished it. Finitevus had said earlier that he’s just the product of a FAILED experiment, so how is this consistent with that? He wasn’t literally created through an experiment that FAILED! It was a perfect success!

Knuckles gets attacked by a devil dog that’s Thrash’s SISTER, and Knuckles tells Sonic to keep them off him relying on HIM when he just got effortlessly sent away by Thrash’s soundwaves. I guess the reason Thrash hasn’t done that to Knuckles, is so he can keep talking to him to try to justify his revenge.

  Sonic says that he needs Tails and Amy to do a spinny thing with Tails’ tails that isn’t flying to corral the devil dogs for a few minutes. Amy spins her hammer and Tails spins his tails creating a blue tornado below him with wind magic, as Tails lampshades that they’ve gotta come up with a better name for the spinny thing than THIS. This creates tornadoes against the dogs that they’re in the center of. And I’m sure if they DID create a better name for the move it would take longer to SAY so it wouldn’t be worth it in the heat of battle, but Sonic did lose some time by Tails being confused about what he was ordering him to do.

  Knuckles shouts at Thrash, “ You took my family! The love of my life! You robbed it all from me because of your stupid, short-sighted obsession! “ YEAH!… And remember guys, Flynn wrote this concept, not Penders. I don’t know why Flynn couldn’t have just let the echidnas continue to exist in Albion or Mercia offscreen, instead of just making this overly depressing twist that sucks even more originality and uniqueness out of the comics, just to make them more like the games. Did the executives force this in particular? You keep seeing Dr. Nega being referenced in the comic! He just isn’t shown! But even then we saw his Eggmobile.

  Sonic runs in a circle creating a fence around some devil dogs to trap them, and calls Tails little bro saying he did a good job. Knuckles sends Thrash to the ground, but instead of knocking him out by punching him in the head, he just STANDS THERE, TALKS TO HIM, and expects him to give him the Warp Ring!

How many Idiot Balls has Flynn GIVEN these characters?! This Idiot Ball forces the concept of Thrash sending him away with sonic waves because he can’t take him in a fair fistfight. Fortunately Knuckles crawls up to him using his climbing ability on the ground to stay on it and punches him.

  The heroes then get targeted from a distance by someone saying that he doesn’t need to reveal himself after all. Before Tails and Amy could get the Warp Ring back, the OBVIOUS SOLUTON is totally ignored, like with Metal Sally, because Metal Knuckles attacks them, grabbing them by vines. If Amy had just immediately hammered Thrash in the head instead of Tails talking to him, they could’ve gotten the Warp Ring back and Tails could’ve taken off with it just fine!

  Then it’s revealed that it wasn’t the Krudzu who was watching them from a distance, but a robot who’s in FAVOR of the heroes, obviously Shard, who worries about getting involved because he has to observe and report. With all the heroes distracted by Metal Knuckles, Thrash escapes in his Warp Ring, because god forbid Knuckles get to kill him for what he did! OH, NO! He killed The Hunter, but a genocidal maniac, just like The Hunter?! THAT’S going TOO FAR, because Thrash was made by Flynn. Well at least Knuckles is allowed to go after him through the Warp Ring!

  After a fight with Metal Knuckles he’s steaming and worried as Sonic says he’s smashed everything he’s using, including the badniks, with Sonic saying that he’s literally made of fail because he’s made of badniks. The robot forms a giant robot out of machinery tying it all together with Krudzu plants but fortunately he gets blasted and knocked down, and Shard shows up, saying happily, “ Yes way. Do you know how hard it is to track you guys down? “

Why did he have to reveal himself to them instead of continuing to hide, and blasting it from hiding places? He could at least TRY to hide! Even if they’re going to spot him helping fight the robot anyways. Well, Out of Character Moments NEXT time.

  This issue was by Ian Flynn and was about Thrash fighting Knuckles because of all the contrivedness letting him send echidnas away with a Warp Ring he shouldn’t have had. Knuckles failing to get the echidnas back here makes him the worst guardian ever in the Sonic franchise when he used to be the best. What a way to gut his effectiveness!

There were three different times in this plot where the heroes could’ve EASILY knocked Thrash out but didn’t because they were stupid enough to waste time TALKING TO HIM! Why did they ever think that would accomplish anything?! And I’m surprised we didn’t learn where Thrash DID send them to! I assumed that we would! I assumed he sent them to the Twilight Cage, but how would Thrash know about that?

Also, I’d like to point out that we’ve seen the future with Lara-Su multiple times. So how was Lara-Su born if all of the echidnas were gotten rid of? This proves they’re destined to be rescued in this continuity, or else Lara wouldn’t be born, and Silver wouldn’t have a picture of her and be familiar with her.

And that’s why the reboot isn’t canon, because if the Super Genesis Wave was destined to happen before Lara-Su could be born, then Silver wouldn’t have gotten the chance to meet her, and there wouldn’t have been a future to begin with! That’s also why Silver and Nicole disprove the reboot being canon to this because the Wave would have happened before time could progress to the point of their futures.

  I at least love that Thrash has a logical reason for hating the echidnas instead of just mere racism like before. His people were driven to extinction by being genetically modified to just give birth to devil dogs instead of their own kind, which is really creative.

Why the echidnas couldn’t have simply killed them all in one go when they MUST have captured them all to do that to them, I have no IDEA, because this is just as cruel. Too bad if they had just killed them, none of this would’ve mattered. So that’s the moral of the story, kids reading this comic, don’t get CREATIVE, just shoot them! Or one of them will survive to kill every one of your descendants!

  And at the end, the Krudzu robot gets attacked by Shard the Metal Sonic. Here’s the biggest problem with never resolving the “ echidnas are gone “ story. (This can’t be resolved: 41). It could’ve been resolved in JUST MINUTES.

Knuckles could find the notes on how to super-charge the Warp Ring just like Thrash did, and even if Thrash didn’t get rid of the notes or take them with him, it’s so intuitive that he should’ve been able to figure it out on his own! Knuckles should’ve just used Mighty’s Warp Ring, super-charge it by no duh holding it in front of a magic Emerald, and get the echidnas back! The only reason we can’t see that is because of the lawsuit!

  Sure we don’t know where exactly they ARE but his first guess should be the Twilight Cage since that’s associated with echidnas! We could’ve had a great story arc where Knuckles was travelling dimensions to look for them. The problem is that like with Mecha Sally it’s a problem that could get resolved really easily and anticlimactically, or get dragged out to infinity with all sorts of lame excuses and never end up resolved.

It’s one or the other, the worst kind of story arc! There’s either an easy solution or none at all. As a result, this whole story concept sticking at all is forced. Plus we KNOW the echidnas are free with Echidnapolis in the future, so this whole thing’s just a waste of time!

Issue 246:

  We start out just after Shard attacked a robot that was attacking Sonic, and he cheerfully talks to them like Sonic would making it blatantly obvious to everyone that he has a brain like Sonic does and isn’t like the other robots. THANKS, SHARD! I’M SURE that Sonic will be GRATEFUL for your help like the HERO he’s SUPPOSED to be!

Sonic sees the power core, realizes who Shard is and the ungrateful ASSHOLES all proceed to attack Shard in a HUGE Out of Character Moment, even though he just saved them! Garbage like this is why I hate this writer.

  They even ignore the fact that he saved them from a volcano which is a direct contradiction with how Sonic and Tails talked after he saved them, where they were ALL PROUD of him for doing that! Danny Fingoroth wrote stories better than Flynn! An old writer wrote better! If this isn’t an Out of Character Moment for drama’s sake, nothing is! This is hard to watch! If Danny was writing this story, or ANY OTHER WRITER, the heroes would all be HAPPY that Shard survived because he was a GOOD Metal Sonic, and Sonic would immediately hi-five him!

  Fortunately Shard convinces Sonic to let him help because he can’t fight the robot and Sonic at the same time, and they run around the island dragging the robot with them. Fortunately Amy and Tails were broken free of the vines instead of being dragged with them for SOME reason.

Amy says that it looks like the Krudzu’s magically developed immunity to water somehow, and she assumes that it EVOLVED it out of NOWHERE, which is rather CONVENIENT for a ROBOT. Tails, figuring out that the devil dogs are smart enough to understand him, says that their best option is to help him because Thrash isn’t coming back any time soon and they’re all in danger.

  Over the Tasmanian Ruins of Downunda, Knuckles fights with Thrash and briefly sees with what looks like a MALE one of Thrash’s kind having just given birth to a whole bunch of devil dogs, and he looks really old. Again, you’d expect Penders to be the one to write such an off-putting concept in a Sonic comic. His existence makes Thrash NOT the last of his kind. They take off through a Warp Ring again, and back with Sonic, Sonic lampshades that Shard got melted by lava and lived. Shard jokes around that Sonic’s cheated death here.

  Shard says he can’t tell him why and how he’s here because he’s got too many others relying on him to keep secrets. Sonic doesn’t wanna trust the one Metal Sonic who turned good and SAVED him and TAILS, and Shard says, “ You can trust Uncle Chuck, right? That’s what I thought. He’s gonna be mad I name-dropped him. I don’t think he likes me anyway. “

Shard says that he’s under orders to make sure Team Fighters is safe and on track to rescue Sally. They’re sure that Tails has come up with a plan and we see Amy in position with her hammer. The two hedgehogs stop in their tracks and Amy hits the robot with her hammer. Then Tails sends the devil dogs after the robot to bite through its vines, leaving the robot as just a head.

  Thrash warps to White Acropolis Peak and fights Knuckles, and when an avalanche happens they warp AGAIN, this time to Shrine Isle. Fortunately Knuckles is able to grab the shrinking Warp Ring just in time! But when he walks into it to warp, instead of seeing Thrash, he sees the Chaotix come back with Mighty and Ray, in the same position he was in BEFORE because of the Penders lawsuit. This is nonsense.

Espio talks about Knuckles having an empty Warp Ring. HOW can a Warp Ring be EMPTY?! How did Thrash DO this?! He JUST warped with it! Why couldn’t Knuckles have just killed Thrash like he did with the Hunter with no guilt or hesitation, and took his Warp Ring that way?! Or at least done so by accident!

  Knuckles gets so furious with all the questions about what’s happened recently that he slams the ground, and the heroes finish off Krudzu until Sonic can trap it in a tiny bottle.  Tails says to the devil dogs that they can’t follow him because there’s no room on the plane. At least NOW they don’t have creepy glowing eyes, and have normal white eyes instead, but WHY?! Amy sadly reminisces about how things were so much less overly depressing LAST time they were in Albion, and she breaks down crying hugging Sonic who fortunately hugs back.

  Shard says he can help with the Tornado and says that Nicole wants him to install a way to monitor them anyways. Despite him name-dropping Nicole, just like he did with CHUCK, Tails is suspicious of him AGAIN even though he SAVED HIM, TWICE, at this point, and Shard apologizes for the volcano thing!

We cut to him flying away from the flying Tornado-2 and saying to his base that he’s got the tracker set on the Tornado. Why did he hesitate about saying the mission was complete when it clearly WAS?! Well he got seen. He says the heroes are heading for the Northern Tundra, and Silver says in a panic that this means he’s almost out of time.

  This issue was by Ian Flynn. Of course this is my least favorite arc he ever wrote. The heroes defeat the Krudzu with Shard’s help while Knuckles SOMEHOW ends up with an empty non-functional Warp Ring after losing Thrash! SOMEHOW! That’s contrived! I don’t blame Knuckles for being mad, I’d be just pissed, especially since this will never get resolved! It could’ve not gotten empty, and Knuckles could’ve had a story arc where he warped around to get the multiverse developed more! I know that Shard used to be evil but Sonic should be USED to robots trying to kill him by now!

He would be all the more grateful that one changed their mind, and SACRIFICED himself to SAVE him! And he WAS! Instead Sonic and Tails act like ASSHOLES, to someone who’s very CLEARLY CHANGED, all for the sake of forced drama, which makes characters we’re supposed to like and root for look like completely unsympathetic assholes no better than VILLAINS! Who ARE these people?! Thank god Archie Sonic Online retconned this away! They had a much more civilized reuniting with Shard in that.

Tails is supposed to be a sweet kid! Even with Amy, she’s had a lot of experience with turning villains good because of her IDEALISM, so you’d think if he wants to make it like the games, he’d make her idealistic instead of extremely paranoidly cynical! And being violent against a good guy with her hammer, which is the kind of behavior I hate from her in stuff like Black Knight! Compare this to how Sonic and Tails acted when he saved them from the volcano in the FIRST place which was much better!

They say Sonic is better off being lighthearted, well a part of lightheartedness is making the heroes LIKABLE and FRIENDLY! I bet even the reboot does that better! How is Flynn considered the best writer when he got the tone so wrong?! At least all Shard has to do is say Uncle Chuck is working with him and that he’s sorry. This lets him put a tracking device on the Tornado-2. Still I felt really sorry for Shard! Next up, Sonic Universe Issue 45.

Issue 244: (The Good Version)

 We start out in the capitol district in Albion where Sonic falls on a rock on the ground, which worries Amy, who’s in front of Metal Knuckles. She tells Sonic to not try to get up as she plans to protect him, and Tails wants to airlift him to safety.

That’s impressive, he’s actually injured! So there’s legitimate consequences! I wonder how long this will last, though. Tails says that while he COULD airlift Sonic to safety, they’re all sitting ducks out here between the Legion and the defensive grid.

  Lien-Da brags and Metal Knuckles reminds her that she needed Eggman’s technology and it was her decision to join him. Then we see Remington telling someone to gather the wounded and retreat while he’ll hold off Lien-Da. I REALLY, REALLY miss his old design from the Knuckles Comic with the detective suit! It’s hard to recognize him!

While Tails airlifts Sonic away, Lien-Da shocks Remington, and Metal Knuckles kicks Tails in the back of the head. I figured it might not be THAT easy for him. Amy gets shocked too, and we cut to a few hours later where it turns out the last of the citizens have been recaptured to be brought to the grandmaster. All of this makes sense. It has the villains be competent. It’s realistic that this happens.

  I love that line from the Legionnaire! “ You mean Knuckles? I thought his job was sitting on the Master Emerald all day. “ Great response to the Avatar bullshit! I mean he’s not an avatar of ANYTHING, he’s not a reincarnation of the previous guardians.

Then a Warp Ring appears, and in response to what’s apparently Athair’s wife saying that the Avatar works in mysterious ways, Julie-Su says, “ That’s an odd way of saying ‘ Knuckles is a dunderhead sometimes ‘ but whatever. “ A typical great Julie line!

And Julie, Knuckles and Saffron come out of it, with Julie holding a gun, or rather a ray gun as she shoots at someone looking bored. It’s awesome that they show up giving Knuckles a chance to save his people and giving these guys some time in the limelight for once. And this was part of Flynn’s original plans for this issue.

  The heroes knock down the Legionnaires and Knuckles is told what’s been going on. There’s a nice character moment because Safron is worried about Knuckles losing his home since she lost her own family and home. Also, oh I guess that IS Komi-Ko. Why isn’t she PURPLE?! Wh-Wasn’t that her color, which made her more distinct from Knuckles and looked better? I’m so relieved to see her again, and in a good condition where she’s safe, because her design was cool and Remington deserves a girlfriend.

  Knuckles tells some echidnas that the ones who can fight can grab a weapon and follow him and Remington’s girlfriend, while the rest of the echidnas can barricade themselves in the buildings. After Knuckles snaps at someone for the Avatar bullshit, and sadly doesn’t have a different, sad expression for the “ I ruined everything, “ line, Julie suggests coming up with a plan, since she’s smarter than him. 

  Sonic finally wakes up next to his friends who are all in chains. This is a good justification for Knuckles and his friends having to save the day instead of them. There’s nothing worse than a kidnapping that feels arbitrary, but here, the characters didn’t get kidnapped because of their own stupidity, but because of good reasons with things just spiralling out of control against them.

Lien-Da taunts Sonic and says that they have implants to take care of defiance. This confused me into thinking she meant brainwashing chips at first. Remington calls Lien-Da out and she says that without Remington sewing chaos in her army with the Frost Legion stuff she would’ve taken Angel Island long ago, stopped Finitevus, and saved them with the Master Emerald. HUH… I wonder if that was true, I wish I could see an alternate universe where that happened. I wish she DID succeed in that! That’d be more believable.

She says that she and her people can’t leave Eggman’s side and Tails reminds her of the bombs in the cybernetics in front of the other legionnaires and Remington, who react as if they’re learning this for the first time.

Again, WHY wouldn’t Eggman tell all the legionized people that they have bombs in them right away?! This problem started with Flynn of course but still that’s a great incentive for them to behave, and yet they’re reacting as if just now they’re learning this!

  Meanwhile in the streets of Albion, the evil purple guy who got rid of all of the-no, no, we’re not talking about that… Thrash! Thrash, that’s his name! How did I forget that?! Maybe because it has nothing to do with him as a character. Anyways, he knocks someone out and steals the hair of an echidna. That’s weird. If he hates echidnas, why would he wanna CLONE MORE of them? (laughs) Or is he just making an echidna detector? Because one hair from one person would just make his dogs go after ONE echidna, not all of them!

Safron talks to her friends on a Bluetooth as Mission Control saying that the bad guys are patching up a large opening in the wall and wrecked tanks, and there’s two defense cannons and a Knuckles robot still functioning. It makes sense that she’d be useful for gathering information safely since she can fly! I wish she did this more often!

  After Komi-Ko says to the Julie-Su lookalike Athair’s wife that she doesn’t even know how to USE a blaster, Julie says that Safron and Komi’s group can deal with the guards, and she’ll use a disguise to sneak in and liberate everyone. It’s an awesome ironic callback to the fact that she used to be with the Legion and is good now.

Knuckles tells her not to let Lien-Da get her hands on the Warp Ring. Good thing they HAVE that, that’ll be very useful in getting to where they wanna go! Julie charmingly tells Knuckles to rejoice in the knowledge that Eggman finally acknowledged his coolness by making a Metal him, and Knuckles says it’s about time and he’ll try not to have too much fun smashing it. There’s a lot of charming moments and lines to this story, which is good! It’s mostly focused on action and plot progression, which it should be. It could be more charming though.

  Knuckles fights some Legionnaires and Metal Knuckles, and is thrown by him. After a Legionnaire says he could beat Komi with one hand behind his back he’s interrupted and saved by Crystal-La, the girl who was worshipping Knuckles earlier. I love her CLOTHES, at least!

I didn’t know it was supposed to be Athair’s wife until I read the behind the scenes article on this issue, because she didn’t have wrinkles to look old at all, she doesn’t even look middle-aged, and for no real reason she didn’t just immediately introduce herself to Knuckles as “ HI, Avatar, I’m your great-grandfather’s wife! “

  Wait, Metal Knuckles just blew up?! That was lame! We barely got to see him fight him! It was smart of Knuckles to make him get hit with a defensive cannon laser but STILL! At least this way we get the plot progressing faster instead of an overly long fight scene causing padding.

But speaking of padding though there IS some as we cut back to Lien-Da. Lien-Da tries to tell the horrified people that the bombs are just a lie. Why would she lie to them about the bombs?! Sure, she might lie about bombs being in HER because she’s self-conscious about it, but lying about the bombs in GENERAL?

Wouldn’t she wanna ensure their obedience by telling them the truth? What could they DO against them? As we finally see Cobor in the present, he says the legionization devices have been hooked up so she tells them to activate them.

Remington accuses Lien-Da of signing their death warrants even though there’s no guarantee they WILL die and they probably won’t because Eggman would want to take advantage of using them. The padding starts as Lien-Da is called out on some more for selling out to Eggman, and she gets glared at because Remington points out that all of the citizens here have lost a loved one, and cybernetics can’t compare to that.

Sure, we might have needed her to be called out on for her mistake some more, but I was just thinking, I GET IT, I know she made a mistake! I want it undone, not called out. Couldn’t this scene have been removed so we’d have more room for a fight scene with Knuckles and Metal Knuckles instead of, redundancy? But I do love that Lien-Da looked scared at the crowd glaring at her for that. And Remington’s buying them all time by calling her out, which is necessary to explain why they didn’t get legionized, so it is important.

  Someone in a cloak shoots a metal thing that I’m guessing is the legionizer, and Julie taunts her calling her sis, and Sonic spindashes around thanking Julie for the timely rescue. Wait, WHAT? He can spindash with his ankles chained? Well to be fair, why would having chains and handcuffs keep you from going into a ball and rolling? It’s just weird that he’s this capable when he’s chained up because then why didn’t he start spindashing around as soon as he woke up and knock the bad guys out?

Lien-Da hits Sonic with some electricity making him vulnerable again, and Julie tells him to free his team so they can get out of here. She gets shocked by Lien-Da and Knuckles attacks Lien-Da and Remington or Knuckles points a ray gun at her telling her to stay down.

Sonic asks if Metal Knuckles is still around and Tails says he could summon T-Pup and have him scout a safe path for everyone. Makes sense that a flying robot dog could do that safely, so again, brilliant use of an underused character!

Julie says that Knuckles and Safron stopped Metal Knuckles and they’re securing the court yard now, and she brought something to make an easy escape. However because of NONSENSE, Julie’s Warp Ring doesn’t work for no apparent reason, and the characters’ faces look really WEIRD to match the nonsense. This is about as silly as Thrash’s empty Warp Ring. I get the need to increase the tension and get Thrash defeated by keeping all these echidnas here, but COME ON! At least that was A problem, I was kinda getting bored by the constant, consistently perfect writing.

Sonic says he’ll help Knuckles clean out and they’ll improvise, and he tells him they need to get everyone to the docks. So did the Legionnaires all get shocked? They did because Knuckles threw Thunder Arrows at them. That’s the problem with still action scenes, it’s hard to tell what’s going on.

  Anyways, Sonic and Knuckles say they’re cool, forgiving each other REALLY EASILY for Knuckles betraying him and Sally by refusing to give him a Warp Ring earlier… I guess that avoids drama but that’s not too realistic for someone who’s in love with SALLY and would do anything to get her back! But apparently time heals all wounds.

I’m just wishing they could have a proper conversation about this to have this make sense, like, Sonic could say that he was right because if he warped to Mecha Sally he still wouldn’t feel like damaging her heavily enough that he could safely get her to the deroboticizer anyways and would just grab her hands and get captured and lose the Warp Ring, considering how he usually fought Mecha Sally.

And if he warped her to him of course the same problem would arise and she’d attack New Mobotropolis. if Sonic had guts he would’ve just warped to her and spindashed her a whole buinch to easily get her back home and incapacitated without being killed. But Knuckles is right because Sonic is too dumb or scared of hurting Sally to do that.

ANYWAYS, suddenly the two of them are threatened by someone in dark black armor saying that the end of echidna civilization has arrived. I figured out he was Thrash after a while because of the two devil dogs nearby but it took a while because it was such dark lighting.

  This was about as perfect as I expected. It’s kinda WEIRD seeing such consistently good quality in the Mecha Sally Arc! It wasn’t absolutely AMAZING, I wasn’t… I didn’t have a huge smile on my face the whole time I was reading it. I did smile when I was retyping this review for this blog though because of just how good the story was, like THIS is what I want from this comic, not what Flynn was writing. Technically this was simply a “ great “ issue, but compared to what this was REPLACING, it WAS amazing!

  It had a lot of action, with the heroes having fights that are pretty short to save on the padding, there was a good excuse for giving Knux the spotlight because Sonic and friends were captured, in a believable way fortunately, with Sonic’s capture being justified because he was knocked out from Metal Knuckles knocking him away so he’d hit his head on a rock, and Tails was kicked in the head when he was flying him away. Safron was made great use of because she was flying to tell her friends what the Legion’s defensive systems were from a safe distance and she was worried about Knuckles losing his home, showing consequences.

  And the story ends with surprisingly, Thrash still carrying out a plan against the echidnas, but hopefully it’s a foegone conclusion that he’ll LOSE this time around and I LOVE being able to say that! Sadly I can’t say Flynn’s take on this arc was truly retconned until ASO finally actually finished their rewriting of it. I was pretty surprised Thrash even was in this story, but I shouldn’t have been.

It’s just that if he has a Warp Ring, of course he would have a really easy time sending all of the echidnas away, and he was clearly shown to have a Warp Ring last time we saw him so we can’t just forget he has it, so I thought he was too overpowered of a character to be in this rewritten arc because logically he SHOULD’VE had a really easy time sending them all away. It at least made SENSE in-universe, aside from the fact that the heroes even letting him keep that Warp Ring from earlier was bullshit, as was the empty Warp Ring nonsense.

  The heroes escaped Lien-Da’s clutches rather easily in one issue, thanks to Julie being cunning enough to use a disguise, AND a ray gun. THAT’S how you make a character with no real special powers USEFUL! Why can’t SALLY have a ray gun?! So it makes sense that Thrash would show up to make the heroes and villains team up against him, to shake things up.

  If I had one complaint it would be that Julie’s Warp Ring had NO reason to malfunction just for the sake of drama. If it’ll get explained in later issues, well, why not just explain it right away?! Especially since issues take MONTHS to come out! And the sequel to this will probably take a year! But I understand the meta reason of, “ we need to keep the heroes here to fight Thrash “ but honestly was it even necessary? They had to stay there anyways to defend Albion from him! But the glitching out did explain why the echidnas were all kept in Albion so they’d need defending.

  I dunno it’s weird to review a story and have 3 whole pages where there’s really only one instance of a plot hole, only one really PROBLEM. I’m used to WORSE! I guess if I had to make another complaint, Metal Knuckles lost WAY too easily that was just pathetic. But at least it saved on comic space, but we were better off having a longer fight scene with him which we could’ve had if there wasn’t padding where Remington was yelling at Lien-Da for selling out her people.

I felt like that was a waste of time, like, “ Yeah, preaching to the choir there, stop wasting our time with her! “ This could’ve been covered in just one big textbox! Now I’m looking forward to six billion years from now – I mean six months when the next issue of this will finally come out!

Issue 245:

  We see narration that the Albion government was too confident in their defenses to heed the warning from Athair’s wife. We see that she had told the wandering tribe from earlier to follow her out of Albion, and the narration says that she’s the reason there were any survivors. I love that this was explained. I always assumed nobody in the wandering tribe survived when Eggman attacked Albion. NOW it makes SENSE, that they were told to go there because it DIDN’T get them all killed!

Still don’t understand why Finitevus had that happen. Oh, but Yanar didn’t survive. I don’t get it, everyone ELSE from the wandering tribe trusted her and left, but HE didn’t? The guy who actually has a name?! Despite her efforts, a lot of her former tribe still perished that day. That’s depressing, but at least some survived.

  Athair thinks adhering to the Ancient Walkers’ philosophy is hard because he still cares about his loved ones. What philosophy, “ be a sociopath? “ Why would he WANT to? Why would the Ancient Walkers want that? Then as I’m wondering why the story didn’t start with us seeing what Sonic was doing, we see Aurora tell Athair to stop caring about his old loved ones, but at least she has a point that it just causes him heartache. Yeah she’s still evil.

She says their focus should be on ensuring their third member is prepared for ascension. What, Tails’ uncle? That was stupid and unnecessary, by the way. No one’s explaining why he’s considered necessary and useful for Aurora when he’d be far more useful on Mobius, and she worked perfectly fine without him.

  Athair says it’s up to Knuckles now and finally we see Knuckles ask Thrash what he’s doing here and his mother’s glad to see him. Knuckles gestures at her to keep her from going up to him, which she isn’t happy with, but it makes sense because it’s not the right time. Because Lien-Da’s a villain, she asks what those “ things “ are doing here and she’s referring to Thrash’s devil dogs.

   He says that below the city is a gene bomb the echidnas had made in the past, apparently, according to him. He wants it to detonate to give the echidnas a taste of what they did to his people; they’ll all become beasts. Why would there be a second gene bomb already built for him to just conveniently take advantage of? The echidnas made one to deal with their enemies and they used it!

I guess this can make sense if they made one in case they’d have to deal with a race of Mobian making them waste resources warring with them, and they never felt like using it. If they turned people into devil dogs then this makes sense too. At first I assumed that because he mentioned gene bombs, that he revealed that gene bombs are why his people became beasts.

  Lara-Le tells Remington to start evacuating Albion. Tails wonders if Thrash would get affected by the gene bomb too. Thrash thanks him for the concern, even if he is smirking, and says the gene bomb’s been calibrated with echidna DNA, so it’ll only affect them. Who calibrated it with it, though? He’s not a genius programmer or scientist, and Finitevus hates him. He’d never work for Thrash. So I’m guessing that the gene bomb has such great user interface that ALL Thrash had to do was put echidna DNA in it for it to calibrate to that. So he didn’t have to reprogram it.

  He says that all he has to do is keep the echidnas from leaving. But he’s just one person with a few devil dogs. Also, I guess the range on the gene bomb sucks and can’t extend a lot further, so that it wouldn’t matter if they ran out of the city. He roars and I like that Sonic still has the composure to say he didn’t hear that and ask him to speak up, before satisfyingly spindashing at him. And I guess he hit him feet first, and that’s why his spines didn’t cut him and go through him. Amy says Team Fighters is gonna back Sonic up and Julie says to get everyone out of the city in the meantime.

  Lien-Da doesn’t think Thrash would be able to succeed. She’s right. Remington tells Lien-Da not to underestimate another threat. It’s nice of him to put his hand on her shoulder even if she doesn’t deserve it. So Remington wants all of the echidnas to cooperate and Charmy’s fiancee says while flying that she’ll make sure everyone will play nice. She gets thanked and smartly told to keep the communications open just in case.

  Knuckles says he shouldn’t be too surprised to see Thrash here. This would only make sense if he was referencing the fact that Thrash sarcastically said to his face that it’d be a shame if echidnas went extinct. Thrash says that he’s always willing to help out Freedom Fighters, and Julie asks what echidnas ever did to him, even though he already told him what they did, but to be fair HE wasn’t mutated. But it did upset him.

  He catches Sonic’s spindash, making me wonder why he doesn’t get sent backwards a lot from the momentum and crash, and he throws him saying that he’d prefer not to fight with them. Julie gets told to look out and Amy attacks one of the devil dogs that was just behind her, and she says she’s come a long way since she gave her some training she had long since proved she didn’t need when she fought that Swatbot army. And this is the last time her training of her will be referenced, so whatever. Most of the time they still never interact.

  Then Lien-Da tells Remington that cybernetics were used in Albion to help people hurt from the wars, and that’s why Menniker knew what they could do for everyone else. She somehow expects me to believe that without cybernetics, you’d never survive in the Twilight Zone, even though Knuckles survived it perfectly fine with no problem. She must mean in the long run, but since she doesn’t explain exactly what she means, I don’t care.

Of all of the different other universes that could’ve been picked for a place to banish the Dark Legion, why did the magic of the first guardian insist on choosing the Twilight Zone when they’d need cybernetics to survive it? It’s far more likely that they would’ve been sent anywhere else, then, because he’s not needlessly cruel.

  Then someone says that she wouldn’t have survived giving birth without Legion medical technology. She could’ve just had a C-Section. She says they can all live longer healthier lives thanks to them. Too bad they have bombs, because otherwise, those are great points and I’m glad they’re being addressed.

Remington says he never objected to cybernetics in general, just to them being forced on people. Then a noise is heard and a cyborg is asked if she sees anything. She warns them all that the devil dogs have them surrounded. Remington tells the soldiers to set their blasters to stun, and then he says that when Enerjak Knuckles destroyed his memory neutralizing chip, he got some memories of his childhood back.

He wouldn’t have been made to forget it. What’s to gain? It’s not like he’s the step-sister Lien-Da never wanted to have, he’s just Kragok’s lovechild. Never mind that there was NEVER any indication that he had ever been in the Twilight Zone before, and obviously if he had come from there, Echidnaopolis would’ve noticed that he came there out of nowhere with no papers and records and education, so why would he have been hired as a constable? He just, came there as a kid?

  He says he remembered how hard it was for his mother to live in the Twilight Cage and how much Lien-Da terrorized her for no reason forcing her to leave. But he’s too vague about why it was hard. So again, I’m not as inclined to take this seriously without the details. I’m just confused and not respecting it because there was no indication that he was from the Twilight Cage when he first showed up.

  Remington knows because of his mother that Lien-Da must have killed Luger. So why is she bothering to deny it? She’s got absolute authority and her people are brainwashed into obedience to her by their cybernetics. Naturally Lara tells them to stop arguing for now and fight the devil dogs. Saffron explains what’s happening and gets told that help is on the way, so Julie tells Sonic about this and Knuckles tells Sonic to go help them.

Then Thrash finally explains why Julie’s Warp Ring isn’t working. It’s in the gene bomb’s energy field. Well, how convenient for him that when those ancient Albion scientists made the gene bomb, its energy field turned out to make the creation of portals in space-time impossible before Warp Rings were invented. I’m just relieved to finally get an explanation, but it just seems so unlikely. It’s a gene bomb, not an anti-portal field. Those are two different functions and you’d think you couldn’t make this happen by accident.

  Knuckles is calm enough to ask Thrash how his family turned out this way. It’s nice that he does this and they take a break from fighting nonstop. Thrash says that when the echidnas came to Downunda, the Tasmanian Devils were like lab rats to them and were taken and changed, and the echidnas wanted to fight their enemies and his people were used for that end.

I always assumed the Tasmanian Devils were their enemies to begin with, so their wars with them caused them to do this. Wasn’t that explained? Why would the echidnas go to such convoluted lengths to fight their enemies this way instead of simply sending soldiers and robots to fight their wars? So I’m not satisfied with this “ explanation, “ it just feels like he’s intentionally leaving out how it all started when that’s what he was asked.

  He says he used that Warp Ring to find papers saying where the echidnas were all hiding. Papers in Angel Island mentioning that echidnas lived on Albion at some point in history, I guess, because there wouldn’t be any papers mentioning that more of them were sent there. Only Knuckles would write that. Then after Saffron gets shot out of the sky, she puts her hand up to a devil dog instead of running away or anything because she’s too panicked, and it’s very lucky for her that it licked her hand when it was nothing but mean-looking before.

  Knuckles tells Thrash that none of them were aware that echidnas settled in Downunda more than once and apologizes for what happened to his people. He calls him out and the ground below them cracks open into a hole. Why? Thankfully Thrash falls into it with the rest of them. Knuckles catches Julie while gliding and I like that he smiles asking if she’s alright and she smiles back.

I don’t know why his landings would need work after years of experience. And Thrash simply lands on the rocky floor. Logically that’d kill him, or at least injure him. I have to assume he had Rings protecting him and that both of them assume this as well, so that’s why they don’t even consider that he might be hurt. She tells Knuckles he might wanna see this as they’re in a dark underground cave. Too bad the story ends here because I don’t know what she’s talking about. What, is this Finitevus’ place?

  The plot doesn’t really progress in this issue, beyond Sonic getting told to go help the echidnas when they’re being attacked by devil dogs. At least I know there’s a ton of them, so Thrash has a reason to think he’d actually get to keep the echidnas from leaving Albion, and it’s good that it was finally explained that the gene bomb’s energy field as it’s getting ready to work makes the Warp Rings useless.

It’s still very confusing because the Warp Ring was invented by Finitevus recently, and you’d think you’d have to intentionally program a gene bomb to also have the secondary function of preventing portals from showing up from a device that wasn’t invented yet. I like that it was pointed out that cybernetics are good for people, but for the most part it was just a story where nothing happened that mattered, until Knuckles fell into a hole, and it ends there before things could start happening.

  And I just don’t take seriously the retcon that the Tasmanian Devils weren’t already enemies with the echidnas for a while before being mutated as revenge and instead they just did it to them for no reason to fight other enemies we don’t even know about.

They had no reason to do that when they could just keep fighting wars the way they always did, and since the echidnas had the best technology in the world, why would they go to extremes against their enemies when they’d know they’d always be guaranteed to win? If they were gonna go to extremes, they’d just drop atomic bombs, not go through all of this trouble to make what’s essentially just less intelligent ground troops, it’s not even like they have super strength or powers.

Issue 246:

  Julie wonders what the cave paintings are and Thrash tells them that they’re proof of the rottenness of the Albion echidnas, weapons of mass destruction, failed experiment remains and torture tools, all used on him and others. It’d actually have an impact, if it was obvious what we were looking at, instead of it being completely vague. I’d prefer if he said destruction instead of death because Shadow said weapon of mass destruction in SA2.

Why would Knuckles say that he never imagined the echidnas were capable of this, when he always knew they had great technology, and a society doesn’t even need better than medieval technology to torture? I hope there’s a believable explanation for why Thrash was a victim of this, as all we’ve got is, “ because they lived near the echidnas, “ when that didn’t happen to the dingoes.

  Sonic and the others are surrounded by Thrash’s dogs so naturally Lien-Da tells the Legionnaires to use lethal force. Saffron stands in front of them to protect them and Sonic demands Lien-Da to hear her out. She should’ve known Sonic and his friends wouldn’t be okay with her killing them, and that with how fast Sonic is, he might have wanted to protect them, but that could get him killed when she probably needs his protection right now.

  Saffron says the devil dogs are actually smart and if they’re nice to them, they might listen to them. Saffron pleads with them to move aside to let her and her friends pass. She’s reminding me of Cream, but better because she’s Charmy’s girlfriend.

Predictably her idea conveniently works despite Thrash telling all of them to kill these guys, and Lara-Le says she made an amazing discovery as Saffron pets the devil dog. Remington tells everyone to show compassion to the devil dogs.

And I’m glad Lien-Da was written to say, “ I can’t believe something so stupid managed to work. “ After all this could’ve easily not worked. Dogs trained to guard stuff can’t be petted into submission by strangers, but to be fair these dogs are used to being Thrash’s pets, so it makes sense that they would prefer to go back to basics with people they have no grudge against if they always thought Thrash was being silly and were just humoring him. They never acted like they thought he was being silly because they were always growling at them, so they must have changed their minds. How else was this plot supposed to get resolved in a kids’ series?

  So everyone gets to the little boats at the docks with some people being in UFOs. Remington wishes he could make sure Knuckles is safe, and naturally Sonic says he has faith in him. Saffron reassures him that they’ll take care of things here, and Remington wishes them good luck.

Sonic has a charming line to his friends, “ Let’s play a game; who can break the most legion equipment? “ and Tails says he’s going down, playing along like a good friend, and Saffron realizes she can’t call Julie and Knuckles, and we see Thrash throw something metal at the cybernetic of Julie, which had been used to call people earlier.

  Knuckles apologizes to Thrash for the problems his kind faced in the past, and surprisingly, Saffron reunites with him immediately, even though I thought she didn’t know where they were. I guess she did see them fall in here, or was smart enough to have a tracking device in Julie. I just can’t take it seriously that she reunited with them that fast! Knuckles tells her good work and says he can’t let Thrash escape with the bomb.

She volunteers to help, and Julie plans to shoot at him with her ray gun with no one objecting, which could only make sense if it wasn’t guaranteed to be lethal, and Knuckles hits his fist. Is it in-character that Saffron isn’t objecting at her trying to shoot Thrash?

  Then he upper-cuts Thrash and I see the impact too. It’d be nice to see a lot more of that. While I get why he’d rather reason with him than beat him up – he’s organic so he doesn’t want to kill him and talking him out of doing this again is the only other way – it’s still a bit annoying because Thrash seems hopeless. Thrash admits that he met his match, after just one punch. Did it skip past a whole fight scene? I didn’t know he gave up that fast, when he didn’t with Finitevus, but Knuckles’s super strength would justify him immediately realizing that his punches aren’t something to laugh off.

  Knuckles tells Thrash that his people would atone for what the past echidnas did. Saffron says she lost her people too but she somehow insists that she doesn’t seek revenge because she’d be no better than Eggman, even though she fights Eggman’s forces, which he would SEE as revenge, so it’s blatantly obvious that she’s doing that to seek revenge anyways. She does want to make the world better but that’s just one reason, and it’s not good logic of her to think that wanting to make Eggman pay for his crimes, would make someone just as bad as someone who TURNS people into mindless robots.

I guess the reason the heroes aren’t calling her out on this out of nowhere idiocy, is because it wouldn’t be the best timing when Thrash is here, as you’d think it’d be obvious to everyone here that, Julie’s probably getting back at the Dark Legion and that doesn’t make her as bad as Eggman. I’m sure Knuckles is getting back at Eggman too and that doesn’t make him as bad as Eggman. Julie says the people here today aren’t responsible for the actions of the people in the past, no duh.

  Thrash says it’s not that simple. I don’t see how, it’s not really the best to do nothing to have him explain himself here and get interrupted. I don’t think there’s any chance of any of the audience siding with Thrash, since you’d have to be an actual fan of Archie to read this. So he didn’t have to be written to not re-explain his good point from earlier.

  Knuckles says that if he stands down and tells them where the bomb is, he’ll help restore the Tasmanian Devil race. Thrash is stunned and then hits the ground embarrassed that he’s so desperate for that that he’ll rely on an echidna.

So he agrees to Knuckles’ demand, and I hope the writers will keep this going, because it’d be nice to see him become the good character he seemed to be when he first showed up, and honestly I would forgive him by just seeing him as a different person than the earlier him. It’s no wonder a character got improved, these are good writers! I’m looking forward to what they’ll do with him after this.

  He says he hooked the bomb to an underground power station and says he’ll go on ahead. Then finally we see Finitevus again. And I’m completely confused that he says he’s disarmed the bomb for him. Huh? But he WANTS destruction. It never occurred to me that he was here at all because the people of Albion wanted him arrested and put down so he hadn’t come back here since for a reason. So I never thought he’d ever come back here.

He calls Thrash an idiot and is impressed that he not only found his lab, but put together something so complicated. So he’s only an idiot by being a bit irrational. Otherwise he’s a genius apparently. He threatens Finitevus and jumps through a Warp Ring that connects to just above some lava in Red Mountain. Knuckles saves him by gliding and grabbing him.

  Finitevus lampshades the lack of gratitude from the suspicious Julie and says he only came back to take what’s his. He uses a Warp Ring to escape with the bomb, and I shake my head in disapproval with Julie because she could’ve shot him to death and avoided his next plan. Even if it’s not lethal on the first hit she could keep shooting. but to be fair, Saffron would’ve witnessed it.

So while it was a stupid mistake of her to spare him when it was obvious he would leave any second, it’s at least believable that she didn’t want to traumatize Saffron any further by killing him, when not only would that get her to be mad at her, but she’d go on to tell the rest of her friends. She could at least injure him so that he couldn’t escape, ‘cause she probably IS able to just set it on stun if she shot at Thrash in front of Saffron earlier! The story could’ve been even more frustrating on the first read if it pointed THAT out.

  So this means, that the entire reason the Finitevus arc happens after this, is that Saffron was here. I have more reason than ever to be annoyed that she reunited with Knuckles. She did absolutely nothing of value so she didn’t need to somehow do that.

I hope it’s explained that Julie’s against killing no matter who it is, and also explained, that she thinks if she just tried to shoot him to injure him, there could be a pretty high risk, of him dying anyways, and having Saffron turn against her anyways, because that’d have her inaction be more believable and justify things, as stupid as it’d be especially for a former Legionnaire, who might have killed before in self-defense.

  She didn’t know a sentence of his before he warped away that he was going to do it, but it was still obvious he would’ve left with the bomb any second, because he’d be all over that and had nothing to do here when he was outnumbered and faced with someone with a gun anyways, so while she expected him to plan on fighting her instead or talking for longer, that was silly when the Warp Ring was there. I wish there was at least one arc in Archie Sonic that couldn’t have been easily avoided, because it’s been FOREVER!

  Thrash thanks Knuckles, who says he wasn’t gonna let him off the hook that easily. If only Flynn thought that in Issue 50 because that’s a good point. He sees an open Warp Ring beside him which lets him and Thrash get back. So, she used HER Warp Ring. I wish I saw her activate it.

So the heroes let Thrash leave in a Warp Ring, with me being sad that I’m not told where he’s going to go and what he’ll do next. I assume he’ll be fighting Eggman’s forces. Julie reassures Knuckles that she and his friends know he’s ready to face them.

  Knuckles’ mom hugs him glad he’s alright, and Remington says he knew he’d take care of things. Knuckles self-destructively decides to tell them he was Enerjak, because he’s tired of keeping it from them since he felt guilty about it for a long time, so of course the guilt would make him want to get punished for it because he thought he didn’t deserve for them to not know. And as for why he didn’t simply drop a note over Albion explaining that while he was gliding over it way earlier, he couldn’t have brought himself to do that for the same reason anyone else wouldn’t have, but now he’s in front of them so he can’t take it anymore.

  At least he tells them he had been brainwashed by Finitevus. But he didn’t have to dig himself deeper by saying that he thought he was doing the right thing, even if he called it idiotic. Taking away the Legion’s cybernetics was short-sighted, seeming to be smart at first when it was obvious they’d just recyborgize anyways… although it’d still delay them making them harmless for a bit so it could save lives, so the only reason it was stupid instead of brilliant is that somehow Lien-Da told EGGMAN to recyborgize them, and no one could’ve predicted that!

And there was no excuse for destroying the dingo civilization because it was Echidnapolis, when he could’ve just undone all of the changes the dingoes did to it. On the surface without these things being explained though it seems annoying that he calls it idiotic that he thought he was right, when even the audience might read what he said here and think they were good ideas, because it isn’t explained WHY they’re stupid.

  He says he can’t ask for their forgiveness, and his mother hugs him and forgives him. Remington also forgives him and relates to him that his ideals were also corrupted by Finitevus, not that he’ll elaborate on that finally. I always assumed he was basically the same person when he was leading the Frost Legion running it the same way. Only one person here looks annoyed with Knuckles. And he could be annoyed with Finitevus for all we know. Everyone else is smiling, because of good writing that can be trusted.

  Knuckles thanks them and Sonic says he destroyed all of the weapons of the Legion. I wish we SAW that because that’s important. He doesn’t have to say that right in front of the Legionnaires right now. Does he? Everyone would’ve learned that with time anyways. This just risks them all getting mad and wanting to beat up the heroes with the fists they’ve still got to fight with, which they might think is worth attempting, because they outnumber them.

  Lien-Da tells him when Eggman finds out he destroyed their weapons he’ll destroy this city and kill everyone here. Remington says cruelly that she deserves it. I wasn’t told that most of the time she’s a cruel or incompetent leader though. The only thing giving that impression is when she had someone beaten when she first appeared, and that was it for showing her mistreating her employees. She’s done bad things but at this point she’s forced into doing everything she does thanks to Eggman.

  Tails says that if the Dark Legion sends a staged transmission where it seems like they captured Albion, Eggman will leave it alone for now. But he’d find out the truth as soon as he’d visit it to reshape it in his image, and you’d think that’d be VERY soon since it’s got the excitement of a recently taken over city.

I’m sure in a world as advanced as this Albion would have social media as well as regular media, which would make it obvious it wasn’t taken over by the Legion, with one Google search. It doesn’t matter that the architecture makes it look outdated and old-fashioned, that doesn’t mean they wouldn’t have bought cell phones and made a cell phone tower.

  Somehow Remington is too short-sighted to think of this and says he’ll agree to it if the Legion stops causing trouble for now. Lien-Da says that Eggman wouldn’t be tricked so easily but the writer makes her a strawman by not letting her explain what I just did, that it’d be very temporary for a solution and guarantee Eggman killing them for lying to him, when maybe he wouldn’t have done that otherwise. Why would she say she won’t let them get away with that as if she’s actually morally opposed to lying to Eggman who told her he doesn’t care about her people?

  Remington asks if they should start fighting again to the last man, and she looks at her people who clearly don’t look like they’re okay with fighting, so because she has no faith in them to win, she shakes hands with him humoring him and everyone cheers, with nobody smart enough to realize how easily Eggman could find out the Legion didn’t take over this place. Them being in a good mood would be justified if Albion’s force field had been restored to actually keep Eggman and his forces out. Or, I wonder if it’d be possible for Tails to wirelessly transmit the energy from Robotropolis to here, and give THEM a working force field generator TOO.

  Crystal-La says she has old bones even though she doesn’t look old, so she wouldn’t say that. She then whispers to Remington’s girlfriend her real age, and is surprisingly unwilling to say she was roboticized earlier, which is confusing because she chuckles at the start rather than acting like she’s embarrassed of what happened to her or somehow paranoid that she’d hate all former Robians.

  Julie goes to talk to Lien-Da, unnecessarily revealing to her that Dimitri is alive, I guess just to rub it in her face but why get her to try to finish the job? She says Knuckles thought she should get one last chance to get her act together. Sure just get Nicole to remove the bombs in her that Eggman has specifically to force her to keep being loyal to him! She and Remington need to TELL her that’s possible to avoid looking silly and being called out.

  Wouldn’t they all know they’re all on a ticking time limit and Eggman could press a button to kill her any second, which he’d do the moment he’d try to take advantage of Lien-Da just to not get humored? So they can’t really keep peace with the Dark Legion until AFTER they get the bombs taken out. To be fair it’d be more likely that he’d assume she died and that’s why he couldn’t get her help, because why would he think she would ever betray him when she has bombs in her?

Maybe they’re all assuming Eggman wouldn’t destroy the Legion for ignoring him because of this, but even if he assumes every Legionnaire in Albion was killed, he could still blow them up to spite the people that might be around them. Even if he thinks they would all be a graveyard, he’d still do it because the explosions would scare people.

  Remington says the echidnas don’t need to be legionized because it should be enough that they’re echidnas too and Julie says that between Lien-Da and Lara-Le and Remington, they could all figure out what to do about Eggman, but HOW, why believe her? She SHOULD have said, “ Eggman’s bombs. “ She assumes they’re planning to bring back the democratic council and is annoyed that they didn’t ask her.

Julie tells her to hand over that control chip of hers, and threatens her at gunpoint into taking it out of her head so Remington could crush it effortlessly, because apparently he has super strength too. I wonder if it’d make sense that this didn’t injure his hand from the pieces of the crushed chip going through his glove.

  Julie tells Lien-Da that she can still lead the Legion without brainwashing and she doesn’t believe her. Her people would hate her without being brainwashed, but they would still have to obey her if she’s on the council with Remington, so she’s stupid.

Remington says she shouldn’t claim to know what leadership is like. He says she thinks being a leader is only about getting more power no matter what, when any real leader would know how to maintain order without going to extremes and would know how to solve the strife between their people.

  He calls her childish, apparently giving up on being civil, and Julie tells her that her being power hungry is probably why their father loved Julie more. It’s cruel of her to throw that in her face, but it’ll be worth it if it leads to something good, and hopefully that’s why she resorted to that, that she wants her to get her act together.

The problem is her father would’ve only known she only cared about power if she was constantly whining about not being in charge of the Legion yet. Otherwise it doesn’t make sense that she’d say this when her father was oblivious to her power hunger. We weren’t shown her whining about not being charge when Luger was alive, so now I have to assume she was.

  Sonic reassures Amy when she wishes they could save Sally, and Cobor thanks Tails and his friends shaking his hand, and makes the unnecessary effort of telling him where Eggman went. Sonic affectionately grabs Knuckles’ hand, he tells Sonic good luck, and makes me wish we DID get to see Sonic punch Eggman in the face. That should happen nearly every time he’s in a scene with the heroes because it’s an action series full of slapstick anyways.

  It’s nice to see everyone wave goodbye as the heroes get away from the place on the biplane. Knuckles’ mom ruffles his hair as he hugs her and promises to keep in touch from now on. She says his family loves him and he thanks her.

He thanks Remington for stating the obvious, and he says Albion’s in good hands with him, and he’s flattered. Saffron hugs someone and Knuckles says he’ll see them again soon. Wyn has his arm around his wife as Knuckles leaves with the Warp Ring.

  Then Komissar Gae-Na reports to Eggman to tell him that the Legion has subdued all of Albion and is awaiting orders. She says the Legionization equipment was destroyed in the battle. I wonder if she HAD to tell him that. He says he’s too busy with the Death Egg for hearing the details, and would rather call back later. You’d think telling him that would make him check on this place FASTER to try to help with the legionization.

The writer at least writes her to say she doesn’t know how long she could hold Eggman off, and that he’s bought it for NOW, so maybe we aren’t expected to be short-sighted. It’s sweet of her to ask Lien-Da if she’s alright and offer to get her anything. It comes as a complete surprise that she cares about her. It’s nice that she has a good-looking other eye, that she replaced her former cyborg eye with. But it makes no sense that she would choose one that isn’t presenting the same eye color as her organic eye.

  Lien-Da gets offered something to drink, and is told that rather than seeing this alliance as a bad thing, she should think of it as an opportunity for the Legion to see what kind of a grandmaster she can be. She admits she’s right, but is still drawn to look menacing with electricity coming out of one of her eyes as she hopes she’ll prove Julie wrong by playing by her rules. So are we supposed she’ll be a villain again or not?

  Knuckles is thankful that Dimitri didn’t mess up guarding the Master Emerald, and understands that he can be trusted to watch it. The Chaotix come out of the Warp Ring, Julie cares enough to ask Mighty if he found his sister, and Knuckles says he’s glad to hear the good news and have Ray and him back.

Vector’s thankful that Knuckles is in such a good mood again. It’s satisfying to see Knuckles say he has closure. He says they have to do research on the Tasmanian experiments, and disabling the Legion’s bombs. I don’t know why Knuckles is talking like his group alone is gonna focus on trying to figure out these things, when there aren’t any geniuses among them besides Dimitri, and if he was able to do it, he would’ve figured out how to do it a long time ago. So it’s obvious he’ll need Tails and Rotor too to speed it up.

And Nicole’s nanite powers are obviously the only solution for disabling the Legion’s bombs, so why doesn’t he know that already? Of course sending tiny things into the body to go after other tiny things through any little crack in the cybernetics leading to them, would be the only way to disable those tiny things.

Well either that or a wizard, but I wouldn’t take that seriously because it’d come out of nowhere that he could do that, unless there’s another Enerjak that’ll do that. He also says he wants to find Charmy’s people. I thought they would’ve given up by now because of that story with Espio and Nicole, I thought that meant Charmy and Saffron were now the last of their kind.

It’d be easy to google bee people and demographic statistics on other countries to find out which ones got a sudden influx of bee refugees, so that couldn’t have been what happened or Knuckles would’ve already found Charmy’s people a long time ago. Apparently they’ve always assumed that they went into hiding all together in a place that’s SUCH a good hiding place, no one ever found it, even though they did, so they had an emergency Knothole too.

Then we see Thrash visit someone who’s in bed beneath the Tasmanian Ruins in Downunda, and the story ends with him being sad, so I guess this means he’s officially the last of his kind. That was a waste of a page. He already got punched for his punishment, and this would’ve happened anyways.

  This was written by the Shadow Imperator, Dr. Z and Gentleman X. This story was surprisingly idealistic but I’d take that over it being dark; it had the Legion agree to stand down because Remington threatened Lien-Da with losing the rest of her soldiers, and Lien-Da get threatened into losing her control chip, and where it becomes idealistic is not only did Knuckles talk Thrash out of it, but it had Saffron tell Sonic and his allies to just pet the devil dogs into submission, because she befriended them, and found out they’re intelligent, which can make sense if you think about it because they’re used to being just pets.

But because they were growling at them earlier, that should’ve been explained because it could’ve easily gone wrong, but it’s worth it for being creative. While it is disappointing that Thrash only took two punches without caring about the first one when you’d expect a fight scene for a karmatic climax, it’s helped by the fact that it shows the impact, and it’s justified that Knuckles would rather focus on talking him out of this because he wouldn’t want to kill an organic being, and it made him look smart because promising to restore his kind was an offer he couldn’t refuse, so of course he calmed down.

  But again this could have easily not worked because Knuckles didn’t tell him how he would achieve this promise. I have to assume Thrash assumed that he meant he’d get the help of his genius friends and their technology, which he should’ve thought of earlier.

Without the audience assuming that he knew that and Knuckles knew he’d know that, it seems too convenient at first that he humored him when he was portrayed as just a genocidal monster before. But now he’s a good guy so I look forward to him fighting Eggman’s forces from now on! It was disappointing that Finitevus disarmed the bomb instead of hi,m because I’d rather see Thrash do something to redeem himself in this story.

  I don’t know why he even disarmed the bomb because he wanted the heroes dead and took it away so he could use it later, and Knuckles was in the room with Thrash, so wouldn’t he have just warped away with the bomb right away and then warped the bomb to him after setting its time limit to just a few seconds left to zero?

I have to assume he can’t do that with it, yet, so he only disarmed it so he could save himself, because he just assumed it wouldn’t go off to kill Knuckles if he didn’t disarm it, because Knuckles was already on his way there. He must have spied on Knuckles and Thrash on his way to the bomb to know that. I never had the impression he knew they were on the way to it.

  It was a well-written story but not an amazingly written one because it ends on convenient solutions I’m thankful for, most of which could’ve easily failed, and one frustration, that Julie could have shot Finitevus REPEATEDLY until he was dead or injured enough that they’d have to take him to the hospital, instead of wasting time asking him what he’s doing there when any idiot could figure it out instantly. And it’s not like it HAD to be too dark because she could’ve simply injured him, and that shouldn’t be something she’d think Saffron would be opposed to because she let her try to shoot Thrash!

But at least this time it’s believable and justified because she wouldn’t have wanted to kill him in front of Saffron. But it’d be better if she was written to explain that her ray gun’s out of energy or SHE would’ve never wanted to kill him, so that I wouldn’t blame his plan on Saffron’s useless unnecessary presence where she somehow reunited with Knuckles at light speed when she didn’t know where he was.

Sonic Universe Issue 45:

  Oh great, it’s the Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing adaptation, THAT’S not POINTLESS at all! Is this non-canon? I wish we saw Sally, Antoine and Bunnie here! It would’ve taken just two issues for Flynn to deroboticize Sally.

If comic space hadn’t been wasted on adaptations for totally pointless games, we could’ve had issues available for Flynn to deroboticize Sally at the very least! I don’t care about any of these non-Sonic characters so I’ll just talk about what’s essential; the plot. A whole page was wasted.

  Eggman shows up in a vehicle to enter the Grand Prix and it turns out he did this pointlessly LAST year TOO. Uh, we have the same problem as in Sonic Drift. I get that immaturity is one of his main personality traits so he’d probably wanna have fun pointlessly competing in a grand prix, but I’d picture Eggman in the comic to be a lot more focused on his evil plans, and running the world!

Tails then says that the invitation for this year’s race went out to everyone who competed last year so they had to include everyone to be fair. He’s talking as if inviting EGGMAN was fair, and righteous, when he’ll just cheat!

  Eggman says that when he wins, for his prize he’s going to start conquest of all the other Sega worlds, except he hasn’t even completely taken over Mobius, Sonic even SAID that he can’t claim to control the world when he’s fighting for it every waking hour!

So if he barely has enough time to rule Mobius how could he possibly have the time to conquer all those OTHER worlds? If anything that divided effort would ruin him by making him focus way less on Mobius itself, leaving him resource and time exhausted and vulnerable, so if anything the heroes should LET him win, so that he can be totally exhausted!

  Eggman says that Sonic’s not here and predictably that causes Sonic to show up RIGHT AWAY, in a car for fairness’ sake. Sonic says that he couldn’t decide whether he wanted to do this on foot or drive. He’s talking as if he has a choice in the matter when doing it on foot would obviously be cheating!

And Tails doesn’t get it because he acts all concerned about Eggman trying to conquer everyone’s worlds if he wins the race! Isn’t he supposed to be smart? Another problem with this goal of Eggman’s is that why can’t he just decide to do that even if he LOSES? What’s STOPPING him? Is the prize for winning an interdimensional transporter?… This plot is so stupid!

  Eggman cheats bumping the racers out of the way, he fires missiles at the racers in front of him to go ahead which somehow doesn’t hurt or kill anyone, and he keeps on flagrantly cheating making me wonder why he won’t be disqualified!…

Then Eggman gets a taste of his own medicine being attacked in his car by the other racers. Wouldn’t THEY be disqualified, (laughs) too? Can you imagine if the story ends with ALL of them being disqualified because they cheated? No that would be too clever of a joke for Flynn. Who’s judging these races?! Is there any judge at all?! Eggman leaves and it’s asked who crossed the finish line first. Apparently for no reason whatsoever NO ONE was watching, in a Grand Prix! So they race again.

  This story was by Ian Flynn. And this was a stupid pointless waste of time. I hope it was Executive Meddling that forced this to happen. At least the focus was on the SONIC characters but the plot was pathetically predictable and basic, and it’s bad when someone could just read a little bit of a story, correctly predict how its entire plot will go and miss nothing by throwing it over their shoulder instead of finishing it. Eggman cheats but Sonic wins. The end.

  Why would Eggman think he needs to win the race to start conquering other worlds when he’s already busy enough with Mobius as it IS, why would he have to win to do that?! Why would flagrant cheating be allowed in the race? Why didn’t anyone see who first crossed the finish line?!

This comic space could’ve gone towards resolving one of the dozens of dangling plot threads that never ended up resolved! This has gotta be the most basic and barebones game adaptation plot ever that isn’t just the first cutscene of a game! I hope the reboot isn’t constantly like this!

Sonic Universe Issue 46:

  We start out with Vector interrogating some Legionized people in Mercia on what they know about Mighty and Ray. Espio tells Vector to have a shift in priorities as he hits a goon, and Vector complains that since they’ve been jumped by goons IMMEDIATELY, odds are they captured Mighty and Ray, because they expected them to come here and stop them and had orders to attack on sight, I guess was his idea.

Espio hits away an attacker and says that if they don’t focus on attacking, they’ll be captured next. And he reminds him that he promised he’d keep Charmy safe. It’s always kinda sweet that the Chaotix have a parental instinct towards Charmy, actually caring about him! It’d feel off if they didn’t.

  Charmy warns them from above that some giant robots are headed their way. Some arrow hits a robot and it explodes and we see an archer from the Mercian Freedom Fighters that now exist, talking like Robin Hedge. If his parents literally named him Bow, then that’s an odd name. Well it’s nice to see Robin got his friends back. Maybe it’s just a nickname.

One of them sings annoyingly, reminding me of Bean. Good thing his friend calls him out on it. They take out the goons and I’m annoyed at seeing that among them is a “ friar, “ a “ holy man. “ Of which religion?! This is Mobius we’re talking about! I HATE this kind of reference! Penders made these kinds of references! If he doesn’t fight then what’s he doing with Freedom Fighters?! He looks stoned.

  Anyways, after padding Espio asks where the Mercian king is, saying he thought he was their leader. Bow explains that he’s been away with his wife and child for a long time so the heroes fear the worst, and he carries on Robin’s speech in his memory, hence why he talks like him… First of all I didn’t know Robin was the king of Mercia! Wouldn’t that be the snake obsessed with flogging? Also, maybe Thrash kidnapped Robin too. Also I doubt he spared Dimitri from that fate so that means he waited way too long to apologize, because he got sent away before he could make it up to them! What a waste!

  The Chaotix are told they’ve seen Mighty and Ray, but not in a while, and they’re asked to come with them because they indeed have much to discuss, in a white void of laziness. We see their hideaway, “ Hideaway, “ which is a treehouse built with bridges against the trees, like Knothole used to be in the Adventure Adaptation.

The letters Mighty was sending them stopped coming and then the Warp Ring came back on its own. That’s when the Chaotix went searching for them. I assumed it was out of impatience so I’m glad there’s a better explanation. Their last letter said they were coming to Mercia, since this is where Mighty was born.

  Bow says that Mighty had already won a battle with a robot when they found him in the forest. A few panels are wasted by people annoyingly singing about what we JUST LEARNED about, that Mighty had a victory. That’s not funny! That’s forced! Why would their social skills suck so much that they think that SINGING about it right now would be a good idea?!

When he met Mighty, he confessed the king’s ties to his sad story. It was Robin’s ridiculous-looking father who had punished Mighty’s parents for their thievery. He was the same one who exiled Mighty for his super strength, instead of employing him in his army for some reason.

  Bow says that he had pledged all his resources to Rob’s cause and his life for one ruined. Mighty only asked for his help being too nice to be mad at him. Buck says that when Eggman’s forces first moved into the land, he hid the kingdom’s records and census in Hideaway for some reason.

He maintained them for years until he was roboticized. WHY? Purely so he could know exposition about Mighty’s sister. This is such stupid lazy writing. He even maintained them for years. Again, WHY? He’s a friar, not a censuser! His last records showed Mighty’s sister was in an orphanage until she was roboticized five years ago.

Espio says that assuming the roboticization preserved her age, she may not have aged since then, so after all the Robians were returned to normal by the Bem she’d look young at this point. Wait, so if, if being roboticized preserves your age, does that mean that it makes you immortal?

  Why does Vector ask if he knew this already when him telling Mighty his sister was a cyborg got them to go here? I sympathize with Espio’s bored and exasperation look here because I feel the same way! SO MUCH TALKING… There’s way too much exposition in this story.

It would’ve been much better to just show us Mighty and Ray’s adventure in the forest than to have the Chaotix sit down and have a giant lecture told to them about them in post, with NO DIALOGUE and nothing but flashback panels! This isn’t engaging! Espio says that Eggman’s forces are stationed in the castle, and if they could sneak in and get access to the Internet there, they could find records of which Robians were moved and where.

  Bow says they had planned to infiltrate the castle with Mighty but the plan fell apart that night. Mighty was woken up and told that Eggman’s minions are trying to burn the forest to find Hideaway which he hasn’t found already with flying spy cameras apparently, or robots stumbling into it and giving him their coordinates. It’s the Knothole problem all over again! I guess Robotnik tried to burn the Great Forest a lot but his plans were always foiled. Mighty refuses to leave them at a time like this and says that he’ll get Ray.

  Our time is wasted by multiple panels of two people singing about a battle without ANY dialogue or interesting details about it aside from Mighty aiming a fire hose away from a goon and the Friar making traps! This is forced comedy, because there’s no logical reason for this!

Mighty was convinced to run off, and a PAGE and a half LATER, Espio asks why he wouldn’t use his Warp Ring to escape and thus doubts he was captured by Lord Hood. They start to make plans to rescue people from jails.

It’s revealed that Lord Hood has a secret passage to his castle, and when Espio asks why they haven’t taken him out yet, he’s told that even if he WAS taken down someone would take his place in a week, and these guys don’t have the forces to both take him down AND rescue the legionized. If they were legionized, wouldn’t they have explosives in them that would immediately put their lives at risk if they defected? How would THAT be dealt with?

  At night, we see the Chaotix and their new allies all sneak into the castle using a grappling hook and sliding along a rope. And then we see someone in stocks being interrogated by Lord Hood who’s sending waves at him to try to learn where Hideaway is. They’re not brainwashing waves though.

He’s told that the heroes are taking the inner passage to the heart of the castle and Lord Hood is glad because he’s felt like an idiot leaving that avenue open this long just to make a trap. Good that makes more sense than him somehow never finding out about a passage in his own castle.

  He tells his men to let the heroes get well within their defenses since it would be dangerous for them. Oh my god, what a BORING Exposition Dump, this was so tedious for me to read! I could kinda handle experiencing it for the first time, but OH MY GOD it’s just TALKING and talking! Why didn’t Flynn go with his ORIGINAL idea where we got to see MIGHTY AND RAY’S journey?…

This issue was by Ian Flynn, and is about the Chaotix meeting up with the Mercian Freedom Fighters who are implied to have been Robin’s allies until he went away with his wife and child. They still like him though, with Bow even talking like him in an obvious Replacement Scrappy. They all make a plan to sneak inside Lord Hood’s castle to get info on where Mighty or his sister might be.

  What was also annoying about this story was the constant forced comedy of panels being wasted on characters singing about stuff, which is the most memorable part of the story arc unfortunately. The singing panels didn’t even really give us new details about what was going on! It just stretched out things and wasted time! It makes no sense, making the comedy fall flat. It’s not even like you can HEAR the singing and music, so it’s not like you have that benefit to enjoy!

Sonic Universe Issue 47:

  We start out with a prologue at the Oil Ocean refinery where we see some tanks of the Baron attacking Jack until Mighty throws a tank, and calls Jack boss who says he’s just doing stuff while he looks for answers, with Jack implying that Mighty’s been helping out for some time.

Meanwhile, under Lord Hood’s castle, Vector says they’ll split up. Then there’s a lame meme because Vector says, “ We’ll find the computer room! “ Bow says that his own team will head to the dungeons. They get inconvenienced by some oil, and Vector tries to lift up or break some bars. He can’t because Mighty was wrong that he’s as strong as him.

  Charmy then squeezes between the bars taking advantage of his small size and uses a switch to get rid of the bars entirely. Charmy says that he’ll see if there’s another switch but Espio says there’s no point because Lord Hood’s forces meant to trap them here.

He wants to take the Warp Ring back, but Buck says they can’t waste time opportunity. Espio wonders why an enemy that can monitor their movements is springing a cage trap instead of a death trap. He must want them alive to legionize. I guess he’s only confused because he expected the bad guys to know that he’d never succeed in legionizing them.

Espio asks Bow if he’s capable of accurately imagining the dungeons. Bow says yes because that’s where his king and mentor freed him. Espio gives him the Warp Ring as a result He tells Bow to take his team and begin preparing prisoners for an escape.

  After Vector insults Espio’s planning skills because he ran off to join the Iron Queen at one point, and we don’t even see Espio looking ashamed after that, Espio distracts some Legionnaires by moving a sewer grate while invisible and one of them complains that the last thing his lousy job needs is ghosts, acknowledging that his job as a grunt is lousy.

  Espio and Vector attack the scared goons and we see Bow’s team with the prisoners. Buck says that their king, his family and the Chaotix’s friends aren’t among them. Lord Hood gets told about the Warp Ring thanks to the Internet and we see Charmy having taken care of some bad guys while Espio tries to access the Internet, telling his friends to seal the door to the computer room.

  Sealing is impossible as all they’re able to do is fight the goons. Espio sees a password screen, and wishes that he had Nicole with him to hack in. Somehow Espio sends a sharp weapon connected to some white spider web substance at a goon running up to him from his hand. Oh, that was APPARENTLY supposed to represent him throwing something at the goon, since we see that the thing he threw is at the end of that white line.

That was horrible art. That was just confusing! The white line draws your attention way more than the thing he threw. Why not JUST draw the thrown thing? Or they don’t care about password security because they hate Lord Hood.

Fortunately Espio finds out that the password is password, and lampshades their stupidity. At least I can understand and forgive this convenience because tons of people including myself hate passwords, and don’t wanna bother using one that’s not easy to remember, even if it’s not literally password, so I can totally buy some bad guy using that as a password.

  Then he calls out that Vector and Charmy are needed elsewhere. Lord Hood brags to the captured Bow, calling Robin a coward. Bow says that not even Eggman would target Robin. YEAH RIGHT! I guess he’s not used to dealing with Eggman since he has such faith in him being a better person than him.

He’s allowed to take a shot since he’s missed him a bunch of times, and when he fires a dynamite arrow at a wall, it blows up behind Lord Hood. Hopefully that killed him. I love that he has all sorts of different arrows, especially dynamite arrows! It’s very, creative and it makes a normally archaic technology actually look useful!

  Bow tells Buck to lead the escape as his friends go through a Warp Ring and he says that he’ll cover him. A goon grabs the Warp Ring just like that from behind out of nowhere and throws it at Lord Hood. Well that was easy. Fortunately it’s NOT so easy, as one of the heroes catches the Warp Ring with her spear.

  One of them sings, and fortunately he explains that he’s trying to lighten the mood, before using his guitar as a weapon for a page. Wouldn’t that mean his guitar would eventually break?! Bow says they should go back to the sewers but unfortunately Lord Hood SURVIVED being exploded on PERFECTLY FINE and got up, sending some waves around intimidating the heroes, even though Antoine didn’t survive an explosion that well, HE DID with no injuries whatsoever! He complains about how for two generations of kings, he’s tried to bring order, but was always ignored and passed up.

After he insults Bow after that pathetic attempt at a tragic backstory, Vector punches him in the back of the head being a surprise attacker just like the goon was. Vector tells everyone to head for the outer wall, and when Bow says they’ll be completely vulnerable going through the main courtyard, Vector says that Espio said he had a plan.

  Espio finds out that Mighty’s sister was sent to Sandblast City. So predictably, that armadillo girl in the Dark Legion was in fact Mighty’s sister and wasn’t just some random armadillo girl. And lucky for Espio, this is the only armadillo girl in the entire universe, so he doesn’t find info on some OTHER armadillo girl and assume that SHE’S Mighty’s sister, even though she’s a different color from him! WHY was Mighty’s sister sent ALL THE WAY from Mercia to Sandblast City?! Wouldn’t it be easier for Eggman to just keep everybody in the same places?

Espio then realizes that it shows files from this terminal were accessed recently, proving that Mighty was here already and they’re on his trail. Espio thinks to himself that research on Robin is complete – REALLY? He didn’t mention anything about THAT! He thinks that fake orders have been sent and not corrected, meaning that Vector did his job. What fake orders?

We… We see two Legionnaires guarding a gate with one of them complaining about it and the other telling him why it needs guarding. Espio attacks them all invisible and lets the heroes in. Vector says that they still have to get all the way to the forest.

Espio says that the entire goon force has been ordered to stand outside this wall, (laughs) and he literally said GOON force, as an acronym! That’s self-aware! But why would the villains name their robots an unintimidating name?!

  Espio tells Bow to close the gate and Vector panics because all of the heavy forces are outside one wall and all the ground troops are outside the other gate. Espio then pulls out their Warp Ring, a direct shot to Hideaway, and Vector lampshades that he forgot about that thing, and Espio says Knuckles forgot to use it when surrounded by spike walls. At least that being explained and shown as something another character made the mistake of tries to keep it from being a plot hole.

Espio reveals that Eggman’s forces have no idea where Robin and his family are and he lost the trail at Never Lake. Espio says that this must mean Robin and his family are on the move, and he’s sure that they’re planning something and not kidnapped. You know I never got the impression that Robin was a king! I thought he was just some random Freedom Fighter!

  The next day, the Chaotix warp to just outside Sandblast City far away from it because the Sandblasters have a bad reputation. Plus it gives Vector a chance to wake up since he’s been up all night partying in Mercia. The story ends with Vector saying the Sandblasters can’t be that bad since they’re Freedom Fighters, almost getting shot for his idiocy, and being arbitrarily accused of going to join The Baron by the paranoid Jack, who Shard would be ashamed to coincidentally share his call name Jack with.

Why did Vector trust the Sandblasters in the first place after what Sonic must have said about them?! That was forced comedy because it makes no sense for Vector to trust THEM when he was paranoid of Julie-Su for so long!

  This excellent issue was by Ian Flynn and was about the prisoners being liberated from Lord Hood’s castle while Espio finds information on Mighty’s sister, who indeed was the armadillo girl we saw in Sandblast City. Couldn’t have been any OTHER armadillo girl he found info on! His last name is “ the Armadillo, “ I think that name would be pretty common!

At least it makes sense that the password would be password! They should’ve just gone with finger scanners instead. Why DIDN’T they in a world with advanced technology? I guess armadillos are really rare in Mercia so there’s only one armadillo family in it.

  And as I expected none of the Mercian Freedom Fighters endeared themselves to me as unique three dimensional characters. I can’t even remember any of their names aside from Bow, let alone personalities! The only thing memorable about them is that Bow tries to talk like Robin being a crappy knock-off of him, and one of them sings unnecessarily which is at least explained as him trying to lighten the mood while understanding the seriousness of the situation. But it still feels like forced comedy and padding that could’ve never happened. I’m really glad the Chaotix got out of Mercia in just two issues.

Sonic Universe Issue 48:

  We start out with Jack’s thugs fighting and effortlessly capturing the Chaotix, with Vector lampshading them losing so easily when they beat badniks and thugs effortlessly. Vector complains, and Charmy reassures him as he cutely pets his nose,, lying, “ There, there. You lose a lot anyway, so nobody will notice. “ And Vector says sarcastically, “ THANKS, Charmy! “ I actually laughed at this panel!

This is how they should write Charmy, making his annoyingness be from cute naivety and lack of social skills and not from him being a brat, or brain damaged, and his friends, not completely HATING him, but instead just being, like, sarcastic with him sometimes but still liking him.

  Mighty briefly makes me wonder if he’s got amnesia since he talks like a rough gangster saying he just needs to beat them into shape so they’ll follow him and Jack. Then I’m relieved when we see Mighty alone with the Chaotix apologizing for the act.

Charmy hugs him, and Mighty says that his “ old gang “ came this close to blowing his cover. When Espio says that Mighty stopped sending letters, Ray says that they never even had a chance to go to Angel Island first.

  Mighty says he’s bought them some time to explain what happened. He joined the Sandblasters with fake names, so he could get closer to his sister. Through them he’s been getting a better idea of his boundaries and how the local Dark Legion works and the land.

Then he says that the reason he sent the Warp Ring back to his friends, instead of just using it to immediately get to his sister, kidnap her for her own good, and go to the nanite city and talk to her, was because he didn’t wanna risk getting caught using it even though he used it to send it home, and he knows Jack and his thugs are sick people, and he doesn’t want them getting his Warp Ring.

To be fair, he can’t see anything from the other side of the Warp Ring like with the zone link generator, so he couldn’t just find his sister without getting to her territory. Why didn’t he just explain everything to his friends in one last letter? Meta logic.

  Vector even asks why he didn’t just pop over and explain with the Warp Ring and Mighty insists that he couldn’t just use the Warp Ring covertly even though he has a room with the door closed, so nobody would ever see him leave or come back, and he could’ve just done it at night.

Then Mighty angrily asks Vector if he’s gonna hold him joining the Sandblasters against him, Vector concedes that he does hold grudges, and Mighty says that their timing is perfect because he can trust them to look after Ray while he goes to meet with the Baron.

Vector says he doesn’t want him to leave again when he just found him and says that he couldn’t simply walk up to these guys. Mighty says that based on what he’s heard, the Baron is a reasonable man as long as he’s not talking to an entire team of Sandblaster lunatics.

  The next night, Espio turns invisible saying he’ll scout ahead with Mighty warning him that he doesn’t wanna get caught breaking curfew here… I guess in Sandblaster City they assume that if you’re out at night you’re gonna join the Dark Legion. It does make sense that people would because Jack and his thugs are so evil and the Baron looks like a good guy by comparison.

Ray asks sadly if Mighty will even need him as a brother anymore when he gets his real sister back, as he starts to cry. Vector reassures him with his hand on his shoulder, reminding him that Mighty called him family, and Charmy reassures him that he’s about to gain a sister! It’s nice to see the Chaotix being genuinely nice people.

  The Baron tells his men to fire because he doesn’t buy that someone who takes down tanks would actually surrender, so Mighty spindashes around and uses his super strength to break a hole in the top of a tank, before telling a terrified goon that he was hoping he’d capture him now. That’s pretty funny actually!

  Later he thanks the Baron for not shackling him, and Baron says that he’s seen him in action, and knows that they wouldn’t do any good. Mighty tells the Baron what’s going on, the Baron calls out for his sister, and his sister tells him to stop hugging her silently and asks who Mighty is.

His sister says looking emotionless that she doesn’t remember a family and she grew up in an orphanage and was told that her family were criminals. She had food and shelter there, but little else, implying that the reason she’s not that emotional is from her being damaged by the lack of love.

Mighty apologizes for not being there for her, as I think about how unlucky she was that nobody at all adopted her, and she says that he means nothing to her because she has no memories of him at all, although she at least looks unhappy and apologizes before saying that.

  She then asks to turn in for the night and a devastated Mighty is apologized to by the Baron, who explains that her terrible childhood left her distant. He was hoping that Mighty would be able to crack the shell around her heart. Also, I guess Mighty didn’t have any sort of family other than his parents around in Mercia to take care of his sister, which is very unlikely. It’s probably that the small family he knew were immigrants to Mercia and the rest of his family was abroad.

He pats his head reassuringly and Mighty asks if she’s happy here. He’s told that she’s as happy as any of the Legionnaires here could be, and since there’s good people in there, they’re like one big family, and he says he’s made a point of looking after the kids like her.

  Then Baron yells at the grunts to forget about the Chaotix stuff they just heard, telling them that it’s a lie, and threatens them into not telling Eggman what happened tonight. Fortunately they have the decency to be more loyal to HIM.

The Baron warns Mighty that bad things will happen if Eggman knew he was here or who Matilda was. He says that he’ll send word to Jack to do a prisoner exchange, and he’s sure Mighty’s got his escape planned once he gets back to the city, but until then he’ll have to stay in the brig to keep up appearances.

  Mighty cries in the brig and the next morning, Jack is furious over not knowing where Mighty is and lampshades angrily how long Ray takes to talk with his stutter, saying, “ Today! “ Espio tells him that Mighty wanted a shot at the Baron himself and this calms Jack down,

And he says that the three of them will do on the front lines. Jack has no problem exchanging prisoners for Mighty because he can easily break them free and explains that they’ve done this a few times before with prisoners crossing over and then everyone going home. So it’s kinda like a fake war. The story ends with Jack saying that this time, all of a sudden, he’s not giving anyone up and the Baron isn’t going back alive. Why didn’t he try to do this a lot earlier?

  This issue was by Ian Flynn. It was, it got a lot charming moments to it. This was a pretty creative way to justify Mighty not getting to go with his sister right away! I thought either he wouldn’t find her, or would find her and get the obvious news that DUH, she has explosives in her cybernetics, she can’t just get liberated THAT easily! What if removing those explosives was too delicate of a process? Nicole’s nanites should make that a cakewalk though.

Instead of that being the only reason she doesn’t escape, it’s explained that Mighty’s sister doesn’t remember him, and her bitter loveless childhood made her emotionally distant, acting like a robot – logically, she spent a lot of her life as one. So she doesn’t feel like leaving with Mighty as a result of him being a stranger to her, and she must not know well enough to think she should leave the Dark Legion. She’s comfortable where she is. She’s like True Neutral.

I like that the Baron comforted him and tells him that he cares for the kids here and it’s a big happy family! I love that he put that amount of effort into Matilda with her backstory having a memorable personality to her, instead of her being a boring happy little girl! Couldn’t Mighty just go to meet with the Baron alone a lot earlier?

Sonic Universe Issue 49:

  We start out with the Chaotix going with Jack in vehicles on their way to an ambush of troops. After a wasted page Mighty gets into a contraption with Baron apologizing and saying that Jack would know no handcuffs would hold him.

Why doesn’t he just tell Mighty that he’s Bunnie’s uncle and that’s how he knows how he feels? Jack demands to get Mighty first and Baron says that he’s not risking Mighty tearing the whole carrier in half. Jack then attacks and Baron says to fight back and be careful because only some in the robes are theirs.

  When Jack overhears “ Chaotix “ and “ Mighty “ from Vector, he realizes that they’re one of the famous Freedom Fighter teams. And I have to wonder how he didn’t figure it out immediately if he already knew who the Chaotix ARE. He saw an armadillo with super strength, get greeted by a crocodile bee and chameleon, and didn’t know they were the Chaotix? And instead of liking them since they fight Eggman like other Freedom Fighters, and since he’d have no way of knowing they were friends with Sonic… instead of it kind of making sense he furiously tells his friends to run the Chaotix down.

  And Vector grabs their vehicle, and tells Ray to get over to Mighty. Mighty says to the Baron to let him go so he can protect his sister. Ray demands Baron to let Mighty go, and Matilda threatens him telling him to leave the Baron alone and the Baron complains about kids fighting.

When Matilda says no to going away with Mighty, Ray sees how bad Mighty feels and I have his FULL SUPPORT when he stands up to her. “ NO! Do you know how long he looked for you?! How much it hurt him to think you were dead or gone forever?! You may not remember him but he remembers YOU! He loves you! “ That’s a good Tearjerker moment and the comic barely has emotional moments like this. But I’d rather these Sonic comics not be that sad and Flynn does it the most.

  He relates to her that he was lost without a family too and didn’t age right, and says passionately that Mighty just wants to give him a life like he has. He says that with him, she’ll never be alone and scared again! This is heartwarming. She looks depressed as she’s asked how she could possibly not want that.

Then she looks alert and SOMEHOW remembers Mighty holding her when she was a BABY, even though babies can’t retain long-term memories! That’s not how the brain works, it’s too busy developing at that point! And she was young enough to be in a baby blanket at that point!

  Ray cries saying that Mighty will always be there for her like he is for him. And then Jack’s thugs come in with Ray being told he made a great distraction while being attacked by him, and he threatens to kill Mighty. Matilda FURIOUSLY tells him to get away from her brother, and blasts him away, and it was pretty cool the way that she said it!

  Matilda then punches a missile coming for Mighty, and falls over on her back. This enrages Mighty enough to break free of the contraption and wreak havoc on Jack and his gangsters. Then we see Mighty’s sister nervously smiling in a medical tent and she says that she feels OK if weak, and cares enough to ask Mighty if HE’S safe, because she doesn’t wanna lose her brother AGAIN.

Mighty’s sister gets introduced to Ray and calls him her brother too. But of course Flynn won’t give us a happy ending here and will instead make the whole arc a complete waste of time, because Baron puts his hand on Mighty’s shoulder and tells him that she needs a new arm which will need balancing and calibrating, and there’s systemic damage that will take care, precision, and tools that they only have here. This means, as I expected from her getting hurt, that she needs to stay with THEM… even though they could just have Rotor or Nicole fix her.

  Mighty, not thinking, says desperately that he’ll put on a robe and take on another name, begging to stay with his sister. The Baron reasons with him without evidence that the ruse wouldn’t last, and reassures him that he’s not losing her because he can always come to visit her here, carefully. Besides she’s safer this way, kind of. At least this way she’s not fighting against Eggman but she is being threatened by Jack’s thug. She really would be safer in the nanite city, where the nanite could fix her right away.

Mighty’s reassured by his friends, and leaves with them in the Warp Ring, because they’re too stupid to think to just bring her to the nanite city WITH that Warp Ring. The story ends with the Baron saying he knows what it’s like to have a family divided, just as Bunnie shows up, because her simply asking Tails or Nicole to cyborgized her in a much safer way would make TOO MUCH SENSE! Instead she has to get cyborg limbs with explosives in them, that’s TOTALLY the safer option!

She can’t just get an arm gun strapped to her and a jet-pack and ray guns to make up for her being organic! That would make too much sense! It’d be nice if we got to see a couple more panels in this issue to see her conversation with the Baron! But instead we’ll never see how that went.

  This issue was by Ian Flynn, and since Mighty’s sister doesn’t come to the nanite city, the entire arc was just a waste of time. I love that Ray’s passionate speech to Matilda changes her mind! I didn’t expect that. Instead she reacts perfectly, although inexplicably she remembers Mighty as a baby. Unfortunately she gets injured protecting Mighty and this forces her to stay where she is, because ROTOR couldn’t help her for some reason!

  But the Baron reassures Mighty that he hasn’t really lost her because he’s taking care of her here, and he can come visit her carefully whenever he wants, especially with a Warp Ring. We saw her riding right next to him in the front lines at one point, so she’s not that safe. It was especially sweet that not only did she defend him, but she actually smiled at seeing him in the end! She’s more interesting in THIS position. It’s frustrating that the story ends without us seeing Bunnie talk with her uncle!

Sonic Universe Issue 50 Flynn:

  This story WAS going to be an interesting Sonic Underground adaptation, but instead we’re going to get something else ENTIRELY. We start out a few days ago seeing Eggman’s robots attacking the nanite city, reminding us of Issue 240. Why did they waste comic space on these panels?

Since there’s robots attacking the city the force field feels so worthless. At this point, I’m just wondering how Eggman hasn’t destroyed the city by now, even if he does have limited resources. He could still make a bomb! This is showing us better how Shard defended the nanite city, as we see much more clearly how he defended Geoffrey’s soldiers.

  Finally this worthless recap is at least justified by Eggman watching footage of it, and he says that he’d kept most of the free thinking out of Metal Sonic’s code precisely to keep him from becoming like Shard, but instead the free will algorithm is the edge that it needs and he’s stuck repairing Metal Sonic again.

Orbot says that this is precisely why he’s been using Metal Sally, clever thinking bent to his will. The only time she showed “ free will “ was when she made a plan for Eggman in the cat country story. Cubot tells Eggman that the download into the power gem is finished which will give Metal Sonic battle data to use. He also says that he’s letting Metal Sonic talk because that silent killer schtick was getting old. And yet he won’t talk in Worlds Collide, which is all the more proof that it’s non-canon to this.

  Metal Sonic is told that he has some free will and he promptly gets angry at being told to destroy Shard and not Shard. Eggman then says happily that he had installed a soft-reboot defiance kill switch, which allows Metal Sonic to have free will while also keeping him from disobeying him, so he can think independently, without any problems for Eggman. If it was THAT simple, why didn’t he make all his Robians like this?!

  Meanwhile the heroes are on the Tornado-2 recapping for us, and Tails says he’s happy Shard’s being given a second chance. Sonic points out that while he’s glad he’s being given a second chance he’s worried about Shard having a lot of power and thinks that he’s still figuring out if he’s a good guy.

We cut to Shard shooting lasers at chess pieces because it’s the digital world and he’s losing to Nicole. Nicole clearly having fun, says that he’s been visiting her network a lot, and while she enjoys the company of another AI she asks if he’d want to enjoy the real world.

Shard naturally points out that being a secret agent and an infamous killer robot makes it hard to socialize, and he doesn’t think he’s ready. He then points out to Nicole that the city probably just saw him as another Metal Sonic as part of the invasion.

As Nicole continues to somehow not agree with him after how the citizens treated her, Shard says that at least SHE has friends to vouch for her. I really don’t understand why Nicole doesn’t completely understand his worries! Shouldn’t she know how he feels better than that?! Instead she’s like, “ oh it’s fine, just go talk to people who hate and fear you, it was so easy for me! “

  Then Nicole tells him there’s a threat to the city and the shield isn’t up because something’s disrupting her commands and the attack came too fast. She tells him the target’s at the hospital and it turns out it’s Metal Sonic who has Antoine as a hostage. Shard calls Metal Sonic a wuss, telling him that Antoine’s no challenge and challenges him to a fight. I know where this is going. They have a fight with Metal Sonic using his memories to counter Shard easily. Considering how quickly Shard won last time, it’s completely ridiculous that the fight has lasted this long.

  Shard keeps trying to tell him that he could grow into more than just a tool, but just like with Shadow, Metal isn’t able to choose to be anything else. Shard ends up getting blown up. Excuse me, but Shard blew him up effortlessly with his cannon last time and wasn’t even singed by the explosion. This isn’t just horrible writing, it’s a continuity error too!

Somehow this explosion takes away his leg and leaves him dazed. He calls Nicole saying he needs an emergency pickup at the Great Wastes, he warns him about Metal Sonic, and his signal cuts out before he could compliment Nicole, as his power gem is cracked. It’s JUST ONE CRACK!

  The annoying thing is, because of the Penders lawsuit claiming ownership of his power core, we never see Shard under Flynn again! (This can’t be resolved: 42) It’s like he’s trying to force a nail biting cliffhanger on us, and condescendingly pretend he was killed off, when he’s a ROBOT, who got the same explosion last time without even a scratch! He could be rebuilt and he doesn’t even look that badly damaged in the first place!

  It’s a shame that this is the last issue he writes him in and it’s the one that develops his character more! What’s the POINT of writing him getting killed off if the reboot’s up next anyways, and he was allowed to write a story about him just fine?! This is also the first issue where it’s implied he has a crush on Nicole. THAT’S never gonna go anywhere! (This can’t be resolved: 43) Why did he have to be supposedly killed off instead of just never showing up again?

  Then Metal Sonic tells Eggman the power gem cores are lost, and Eggman tells him that he’s about to dock at the Arctic refueling station. He says that his target isn’t Sonic yet because he has bigger plans. He tells him to report to the interdimensional gateway that he has all of a SUDDEN out of complete NOWHERE with no foreshadowing whatsoever, because he’s going to meet Dr Wily!

My problem with THIS is that it leads to the fucking REBOOT, which ends the comic on dozens of major cliffhangers! You know, if there can be tons of parallel Eggmans, why can’t there be tons of parallel Wilys? It could be just as likely that the Worlds Collide Eggman and Wily aren’t the same people, and the fact that Worlds Collide Eggman is noticeably more of a self-aware parody to the point of being kinda pathetic is some evidence to that. But I’d rather just not think of Worlds Collide as canon at ALL.

  This issue was by Ian Flynn, and showed us Metal Sonic being upgraded to learn from his previous battles, have free will until he’d want to be disobedient, and talk, making the best he’s ever been. But he’ll be nothing like that in Worlds Collide, proving that it’s not actually him or canon. It ALSO has Shard spending quality time with Nicole for the only time unfortunately, so THAT plot thread is dropped!

And all of it ends in Shard somehow losing the fight to Metal Sonic because an explosion hurts him after he was INVINCIBLE to his explosion LAST TIME, and we don’t get to see him again after the story pretends he died. It sure is a good thing Eggman doesn’t immediately send Metal Sonic back to finish Antoine off when he has no guards! Besides, we could’ve EASILY seen Antoine’s HAND twitch at the very least, some kind of hope, SOMETHING?

Issue 247:

We start out with narration telling us that the Death Egg had landed in the Arctic Tundra a few days ago for repairs and restocking. One of the Arctic Freedom Fighters lampshades to Sonic that Eggman’s acting so cautiously, and says that they must have really struck fear into him. Sonic smirks and says that they chased him all over the planet and now he’s cornered and there’s no distractions THIS time. This would’ve held true if the comic was written well. INSTEAD, Executive Meddling and a lawsuit kicked in.

  Tails explains that T-Pup has the Tornado prepared for not only take-off, but also keeping Metal Sally disabled. And they’ve got someone working on the next step back home. And the text blurb just says last issue instead of telling us who that person IS, or what that next step would possibly BE! I don’t remember us being given any hint about this in Issue 246!

I have a question, if T-Pup can disable Metal Sally WHY didn’t he do that a long TIME ago? Why didn’t he paralyze her like he did with Silver SONIC?! That’s so stupid that’s another Mecha Sally Stall that’s so subtle but that doesn’t mean it was going to slip past my radar! It could’ve snuck up on her.

  Then we see Amy FINALLY wearing something different for once, as she’s wearing a pretty new long-sleeved dress that Erma loaned her. I love that it’s explained where she GOT it. And there’s some humor with Sonic lampshading that she’s colder than him when she’s wearing the most out of all of them. And Amy just says that girls get cold easily.

  The heroes are all waiting for Erma’s signal that she’s cut the bunker’s alarms to prevent Eggman from knowing they’re here. Remember, Erma was the girl I was suspecting of being a traitor eventually because she was a complete bitch to Sonic and expressed resentment over them coming back here to fight Eggman. So is there gonna be an interesting twist following up on that where she betrays the team? No of course not. Instead she shows them an image of Eggman with the text “ welcome “ which is the signal for all of them to run in. So now there IS consistency with a hero’s morality.

  Sonic spindashes his way through a metal wall not hurting himself from it, we see Erma pulling some wires and going uninvisible and they’re all shocked at seeing Silver the Hedgehog grabbing some robots to help. Sonic is naturally full of resentment at seeing him again, saying, “ YOU, “ because the traitor plot got old really fast, as he lampshades.

So okay, if Ian Flynn knows that a concept of his has gotten old, since it’s been dragged out since the 190s, that just makes it all the more infuriating that it’s been dragged out for this long since he should’ve ended it a lot earlier.

  Silver isn’t listened to and says that he got outside help to figure out who the traitor is. Tails correctly guesses that Elias was involved because he saw him leaving with people and he told him he had to keep quiet about it to protect the city. Also he never saw Elias with Silver. Tails asks Sonic to hear him out, and he does.

  Silver recaps to us and says that their team has already fallen apart like his history has predicted. When he loses all IQ and says SALLY’S the traitor even though she blatantly is forced to be obedient to Eggman and isn’t responsible for any of her actions right now, everyone is rightfully furious with him.

Fortunately they get held back from attacking him as he explains that he’s here to SAVE Sally having changed his mission. I guess Harvey Who and Elias convinced him to do that. It would’ve been nice to see that. I’m not alone in thinking it was forced of Silver to say Sally was the traitor when that’d clearly anger Sonic. Even the writers of ASO hate this issue.

  Meanwhile, Nicole says that as her first action since her return to the city – what took her so long? – she’s presenting to people the newly restored Castle Acorn. I guess she’s been working on it since she came back and Universe 50 is non-canon. Why Ixis didn’t just make a temporary castle with his crystal magic, I have no fucking clue. And I like that she smiles nervously here… And I love that we get to see her again having a proper subplot back in the city at ALL in this issue, although if it was just the Death Egg, maybe we could’ve gotten Sally deroboticized in this issue with a time skip.

  Rotor lampshades that the people never should’ve doubted her to begin with, and I’m guessing what will happen next is that the Tails Doll will destroy the castle and people will lose faith in her because she somehow couldn’t prevent that from happening, when she can sense specific people in the city! So she should know EXACTLY where the Tails Doll is when it starts sabotaging! Not to mention she can prevent stuff from crumbling, because she can control the city because it’s made of nanites!

  She then wonders why Geoffrey isn’t here to keep up appearances for Ixis, and Rotor says that the less they see of THOSE two the BETTER. Nicole tells a weirdly drawn Rotor that they shouldn’t be heartless about Ixis dying even though he’s pure evil! And she says that she’s been working on a device he commissioned, but she may not have it completed in time. Her idealism is getting the BETTER of her, she’s gonna regret THIS.

  Rotor lampshades that she’s too kind for her own good but then the castle gets cracked by pink lightning, and Nicole says that something’s interfering with her nanites. Coding is being erased, signals are being jammed, and some are self-destructing, and this can’t be Ixis’ fault either because then there would be crystals everywhere.

  Rotor puts his hand on her to reassure her when she says she stabilized the matrix, and she’ll fix it once she figures out what’s going on. Cheese brings Cream the Tails Doll in the crowd, and Cream complains that while she’s trying to take care of the doll and find its owner, it keeps disappearing. Why is she scolding a doll for disappearing? She has to know that a mere doll can’t disappear on its own and wouldn’t deserve to be scolded for it, right? THAT’S hardly fair!

FINALLY she figures out that the doll always disappeared around the same time that buildings collapsed. She looks scared, plays it impressively smart by telling Cheese to bring the doll home instead of openly saying in front of it that she knows what it’s all about, and warns Rotor about what’s going on.

  THANK GOD while she lampshades how silly her explanation sounds, Rotor is Genre Savvy enough to believe her. The artist really has no idea how to DRAW Rotor! He was drawn great in the issue where Amy slapped Sonic! Rotor says he’s gonna do something about the doll, and logic would dictate that he would immediately tell Nicole to sic the nanites on the doll and trap it with a bubble like Geoffrey and turn it into complete stuffing, utterly destroying it in seconds when its guard is down…

  So I’m assuming that won’t be allowed to happen because THAT would make SENSE, and be anticlimactic, which Flynn HATES, and involve the characters acting LOGICALLY to take care of a threat before it could become a huge PROBLEM, and the writing of the Iron Queen saga proves that’s just not how things work anymore. Things have to be STRETCHED OUT so that it can be, fully defeated in a CLIMATIC way that makes no sense!

  Silver explains that the problem was that he was assuming the traitor MEANT to destroy the team. How, could he, NOT, assume that, that’s what a traitor IS, traitors by definition do it on PURPOSE!… He lampshades that maybe history just lost the details on WHY Sally turned against the team. HOW the HELL could that HAPPEN?! HOW the HELL could history FORGET, that Sally was ROBOTICIZED?!… You’d think that if that was the case then everyone would remember a ROBOT or a ROBIAN causing trouble, and not remember it as a traitor to the team! This is SO DUMB!

” What Silver Silver says… ” There was no quality control on this.

  This was obviously pulled out of his ass! I guarantee you the Mecha Sally Arc wasn’t even a TWINKLE in Flynn’s EYE back in Issue 196 whatever when he thought up the traitor concept! I bet he originally planned that Silver would be completely wrong about EVERYTHING, but instead, he tries to awkwardly finagle a way for him to be right but NOT right which makes no fucking SENSE that he, that he would EVER, that his future would ever think that SALLY was a traitor! It feels like a total Ass Pull.

  And Erma tries to be the writer’s mouthpiece to have us believe that this all make sense, as she expects us to believe that the future wouldn’t even know that roboticization, existed… YEAH, THAT makes sense! Something as horrifying as someone being turned into a robot with no free will who serves a mad scientist, would TOTALLY be lost to the sands of time! No that’s the kind of stuff that myths and legends would be written about, to continue for all time! Sonic, still in a Tranquil Fury, fortunately is written well enough to reluctantly say that Silver and him are cool as long as he helps out. Holy wall of text, Batman…

  The Arctic Freedom Fighters plan to cover them while Sonic and his friends look for the princess. Silver is asked by a suspicious Amy how he knew they’d even be here, and Silver says he’s psychic. That’s a clever lie, it’s a shame he’s so nervous-looking that Amy’s still suspicious!

  One of the Arctic Freedom Fighters had scouted ahead and found an underwater tunnel leading straight from this bunker to the Death Egg, and with the alarms down and the forces here destroyed they can sneak in.

Then Sonic complains about walking down a rickety pipe under so much water, being afraid of potentially being drowned. One of them advises them to be quiet because the whales outside might hear them. Silver uses his powers to light the dark tunnel up so they won’t bump into each other even though that was unnecessary, but unfortunately the whales attack so I guess his telekinesis that somehow creates light, lit up the pipe too much and alerted them to them.

As one of the cyborg whales bursts through the pipe, Erma says that they’re surrounded and tells the swimmers to cover them, and orders Silver to get the rest of them to the Death Egg. At least she hasn’t been really rude to Sonic this issue! But it makes her feel Out of Character from last time since that’s the last time she ever had a personality. There’s no explanation that she got anger management lessons or something.

Sonic refuses to get sidelined and tells Tails to hold his breath like him as he jumps on top of a whale and attacks it underwater. I’m left to assume that Silver only has enough power to telekinetically make him and his friends nearby fly and doesn’t have the power to also hold still the whale that’s bothering him, but still, you’d think he could use his telekinesis briefly for a few seconds to knock out the whales and then go back to flying with his friends.

The whale realizes that Silver’s power is the same one that ruined the whale’s holds on the walruses. Eggman gave all of his cyborg whales that difficult to get sensing Silver power? He orders the other whales to all aim for Silver who gets hit and cries out and the heroes all escape from the water climbing up to a metal floor.  

  Sonic says the stealthy approach is out then but I guess he’s not getting mad at Silver because he likes fighting robots. He’s cheerful instead and tells his friends to smash some badniks, even though there aren’t any badniks here. Robots maybe but not BADNIKS!

  Orbot tells Eggman that they’re being invaded showing him security camera footage, and Eggman is furious because he just got the Death Egg fully repaired. He orders Sally to attack the lower decks and Eggman, or rather Ian Flynn, pushes his concept of the Genesis Wave down your throat as Eggman says that they’ve “ GOT TO “ use the Genesis Wave NOW. WHY?! Why can’t we just not hear anything about Worlds Collide until it happens?!

I guess he’s taking Sonic seriously enough as a threat that he’s so cautious that he admits he needs help, and he doesn’t want a repeat of Issue 200. But the whole interdimensional crossover thing comes out of NOWHERE, since the executives dropped it on Flynn’s lap to randomly force it out of nowhere by Issue 243. It feels extremely out of place!

  We don’t SEE Wily and Eggman meeting in the actual COMIC. So this all comes out of nowhere and feels very forced. But at least here I can put the blame on the executives forcing this crossover to happen but Flynn had no reason to not show us Eggman meeting Wily before the crossover, unless he was legally prevented from doing that until Worlds Collide, when Archie owns the Mega Man comic too! So the concept still feels forced, and because it leads to a reboot I still DESPISE it.

  Then we see Mecha Sally telling some robots behind her to give cover fire regardless of any collateral damage. I really have to wonder how she’s expected to win against all of the Freedom Fighters at once. She’s just ONE PERSON!

Even Metal Sonic was effortlessly beaten, a whole bunch of times! I have a hard time believing she’d win against Sonic, who can create tornadoes at super speed and move extremely fast! But with OTHER characters ALSO ganging up on her, come on, is she really that powerful?! She should be attacked from the side and behind a whole bunch! But no, Sonic holds back!

  Anyways, Mecha Sally attacks Amy in a surprise ambush, Augustus the polar bear shields Erma from some lasers and cries out in pain, and Sonic grabs Mecha Sally’s HANDS with spinny feet below him saying that she’s coming home. THIS IS FORCED because he REALLY should remember by now how worthless holding her hand was LAST time and that she can fire a laser out of her HEAD, which she proceeds to charge up saying he’s giving her a point blank shot!

The smart thing for Sonic to do would be to run around in a tornado throwing her up in the air and hit her in the head to knock her out, or at least spindash her a bunch, but he’s too cowardly to if he never has. What the fuck was going through his mind when he decided to grab her HANDS instead of just spindashing at her head?! Why would he grab her hands, when that’s the dumbest thing to do for any enemy ever?! What did he expect to accomplish?! He can’t do anything against her like that, he can’t punch her like that!…

Sonic REALLY should’ve just spindashed at her head right away knocking her out at super speed, instead of grabbing her hands leaving them both completely occupied unable to DO anything! His whole problem is that he’s holding back too much trying not to kill her, forgetting that she’s a tough robot! What a massive Idiot Ball! And speaking of that…

  Then we see Cream confronting the Tails Doll with Team Freedom at the power plant, and IDIOTICALLY the heroes all decide to just STAND there pointlessly calling the robot out on what he’s been DOING! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A ROBOT?! Again this is written like a bad fanfiction. If they were running on logic, Nicole would’ve IMMEDIATELY used her nanites to destroy the Tails Doll before ANYTHING else could happen!

  But instead the comic’s written like they’re complete IDIOTS, so that arbitrarily doesn’t happen giving the Tails Doll time to start growing and powering up saying that its objective is to destroy power scrubbers releasing Robotropolis’ radioactive waste into the city.

I thought the power scrubbers were all the way just below Robotropolis, not in the city. But I guess they HAD to be in the city because Nicole made some more when the Iron King was fooled but how could power scrubbers work in the city when Robotropolis isn’t right next to it? I guess the scrubbers are connected to Robotropolis by LONG wires. It changes into a giant monster all because the characters were written like complete IDIOTS, who are impossible to relate to, and TALKED to a mindless ROBOT, and didn’t stop it in time!

  Meanwhile, Sonic dodges a laser from Metal Sally’s head because somehow when he let go of her hands to dodge it, she let go as WELL instead of holding him STILL, and this allows Tails to push him out of the way because of that ridiculous Deus ex Machina. Such an idiot! How is this issue GOOD, seriously? I can’t be positive about this!

An explosion is caused, suddenly Sonic, Tails and Amy are lying on the floor for some reason, and Silver, fortunately prevents Mecha Sally from winning right then and there, with his LONG overdue telekinesis disabling her. Now if the comic was written well this would be the end right HERE, as with Metal Sally disabled, they would go out of the Death Egg with her and that would be that.

  But instead because of complete bullshit, because of meta factors, there’s a white out as a time shift happens, and Silver IMMEDIATELY recognizes it as a time shift! I’m absolutely SIMMERING because it’s so obviously badly written! And yet I’m sure tons of people had overlooked all of its flaws, because this mess was written by Ian Flynn and the art was drawn better than the pre-Flynn issues even though most of those looked good TOO.

  Sonic had no excuse for forgetting about her head laser when that was a very significant and memorable attack from her multiple TIMES! That’s basically her whole gimmick aside from her FLYING! Silver should’ve grabbed her WAY EARLIER with his powers and flew out of the Death Egg to the Tornado-2, letting the heroes do their thing, instead of a character being an idiot and getting knocked out because Idiot Balls are Flynn’s trademark.

And we could’ve immediately cut to Sally being deroboticized, Antoine waking up, Bunnie coming back home. I don’t care if it wouldn’t be CLIMATIC enough because it’d happen too FAST, there is no too fast, it could’ve made SENSE to happen QUICKLY! In fact it’s ridiculous that it didn’t. Flynn’s biggest problem is that he has no idea when to make a plot point RESOLVED!

  Instead the comic is totally distracted, because a damn crossover just has to happen NOW NOW NOW despite the GIANT Tails Doll, and the Mecha Sally arc being very obvious dangling plot threads, because the writer lost the rights to everything between this issue and the crossover. That’s not even mentioning the fact that the solution Nicole’s working on for Ixis, isn’t at ALL EXPLAINED! (This will never be resolved: 44) So we’ll never know what she was TALKING about! She could’ve at least told us about it but NO!

  Even the Tails Doll problem was HORRIBLY WRITTEN because with the amount of power Nicole had as Iron Nicole, there’s no reason whatsoever she shouldn’t have been able to destroy the Tails Doll the second that Cream warned her about it! We’re never told what the limits are for her now! All she’d have to do is make the nanites destroy the Tails Doll with fire or giant crushing hands!

And even if we’re supposed to believe she can’t do this because the city has new limits on her powers destroying her usefulness, so she can’t even create a CAGE for the Tails Doll or render it unable to move, um, first of all we were never explicitly told what she’s now unable to do, thanks to the city limits on her. I want you to show me a line where they SAY, Nicole can’t destroy or imprison stuff anymore. So it’s a giant plot hole!

  And even if this was the logic he was working on it STILL falls apart because the heroes all show up to the Tails Doll, and just fucking STAND there like IDIOTS, letting two different characters waste time talking to a ROBOT AND let the ROBOT waste time TALKING!

When if they were acting like actual PEOPLE would, instead of politely listening to the robot talking, they would’ve just immediately attacked the robot when it had its guard down talking in a weakened state and destroyed it, without giving it any sort of time to do a giant transformation! The heroes were made to act like complete and utter MORONS, just for the sake of forcing the concept of Tails Doll growing into a giant to happen!

  That didn’t even need to happen, the Tails Doll could’ve immediately been giant the minute the heroes showed up, and it wouldn’t have felt as frustrating because I wouldn’t have felt like it was the heroes’ fault that Tails Doll had a chance to grow giant in the FIRST place!

It would’ve been perfectly acceptable if Cream hadn’t figured it out all of a sudden on time, and warned the heroes, as stupid as it is Nicole not figuring Tails Doll out the minute it collapsed the castle from her sensors in the city. Then again if the heroes hadn’t been warned about the Tails Doll from Cream finally being smart enough to figure it out, then the Tails Doll would’ve destroyed the power plant without anyone stopping it.

  I have a question, why wasn’t it ordered to do that the INSTANT it showed up in the nanite city? Why was it just DODDERING AROUND destroying random buildings for no reason?… And I refuse to believe that Silver’s future wouldn’t remember that the traitor wasn’t a real traitor and was a roboticized member of the Freedom Fighters! They’d never forget roboticization, if anything it’d make more sense for them to not remember that they were somehow destroyed by SALLY and instead remember that they were destroyed by a mere robot who LOOKS like her!

And this flashback panel just reminds me of how much better Mecha Sally looked when she first showed up before Flynn ruined her design by having it look like her head is on a completely unrelated body, because before, she had the color from her face be the color of most of her body so it felt like her. How do you mess that up?

  If the future doesn’t remember what roboticization is, somehow, how the hell would they come to the conclusion that the robot was once a normal person and a member of the Freedom Fighters?! If Eggman bragged to everyone that it was Sally, then why would they not write down in history that Sally was forced to do it as a robot?! Wouldn’t that be obvious?! Why would they ever call her a traitor?! It’d make more sense for it to be Fiona, but I DOUBT that she’d ACTUALLY try to kill all of them, especially by HERSELF. She’s already been written badly enough!

  The more you question the plot the more it falls apart! Not every issue in Archie is like this! Almost NOTHING about this issue works, NOTHING! Every, I tried to remember it, as, like, no this isn’t so BAD, I came back to reading the script thinking, “ maybe this issue isn’t as bad as I remembered it to be, maybe I was just bitter from reviewing the comic, “ but NO! The Idiot Balls RUIN the story!

  It’s especially aggravating to me because as I was typing this I had just finished my video on Sonic Universe Issue 13 just that morning, and while the Iron Dominion arc is ALSO all about the characters being idiots, it was much better than this! It just made it all the more glaring to me, just how far the comic had fallen since then! Universe 13 is a perfectly fine story aside from the Bride being evil, and this is just a mess!

Also, remember that in Universe 13, the web of fate mentions NOTHING about the Super Genesis Wave, which they would’ve interpreted as an apocalypse coming long before any future could come to pass after it like Silver and Nicole’s future, so again, the reboot’s non-canon to this, it has to be.

  And the absolute worst part is, because the crossover just had to happen NOW at the worst possible timing, we are left with 63 dropped plot threads, 46 by Flynn alone! STC only had like 2, which is a million times worse than the state where Flynn picked up the comic from in the first place. 24 plot threads from previous writers were resolved, 24 compared to 46 threads he left dangling. And most of his plot threads started out SO LONG AGO that there’s no way he would’ve ever resolved them, like as far back as in the Issue 180s! And pre-Flynn was considered a mess?! THIS is a mess!

  Maybe the crossover’s written fine, I don’t really CARE! Its timing was absolutely atrocious. Even ignoring the fact that having a crossover with a completely different fucking FRANCHISE was ABSOLUTELY unnecessary when we just wanted the Mecha Sally arc to end already, he could’ve done it as its own separate special that doesn’t have to be canon!

Like he could’ve done it like we had every OTHER crossover where it was just one story or big special issue and that’s it, instead of being a complete distraction for 12 issues that ends the comic on a giant disgrace to its decades long legacy by ending on a massive amount of cliffhangers! People complain about SatAM’s cliffhanger, but it’s got nothing on this, especially since the Season 3 fan comic exists.

  I would’ve been alright with the crossover’s timing if it took place well AFTER the reboot, but instead executives got greedy and impatient and pushed it too early, making it the Death Egg Madness all OVER again. We have over 60 dangling plot threads, the most major ones being that Ixis has possessed Geoffrey looking for a better body, the Tails Doll is gonna attack the nanite city, Mecha Sally hasn’t been deroboticized yet, Bunnie hasn’t returned to the gang with cybernetics and Antoine hasn’t woken up.

With the exception of the first two, all of these could’ve been resolved in literally one issue. Antoine wakes up? That’s one panel. Bunnie returns home with her fast jet-boots and Nicole’s nanites remove her bombs? That’s just a couple panels. She could’ve explained how she got cybernetics in a bunch of text bubbles in one panel.

  Tails Doll required just one more subplot, just one more issue, and it would’ve been resolved! But none of this was. That’s NOT PENDERS’ FAULT, that’s FLYNN’s for not being able to resolve in time because he has PADDING instead of just wrapping stuff up FASTER!

That’s why a reboot angers me. If you wanna start a new comic, finish the OLD one FIRST! I feel like Flynn needed a grumpy mother to say, “ No, clean up your old toys first, THEN you can play with your new ones. “ So naturally I don’t WANT to immediately continue up to the middle of some other comic, just to follow along with the Sonic comic by going up to a crossover arc I couldn’t give two shits about.

  So here’s how it’s gonna work for me. Starting with Sonic Universe Issue 50 and the white-out parts of Issue 247, the comic branches off into two completely different continuities. And the white-out continuity is the Sonic and Mega Man Crossover and Reboot continuity.

Sure there’s references to past issues IN THERE with Mecha Sally being referenced, but that only exists from meta logic to make the fans feel more at home, and Sonic said that Eggman has an identical past to Robotnik up to a certain point, so an alternate dimension or multiverse sharing some coincidental similarities in its history with the one we’re familiar with, isn’t far-fetched at this point for Archie’s multiverse.

  Basically, the minute that Worlds Collide starts, it starts because of the Genesis Wave, which multiplies the multiverse by two by another glitch of Eggman’s. A new universe being created is way easier to swallow than ” Eggman destroyed almost all of the multiverse and rewrote one universe with one Chaos Emerald. “

The reboot is a new and entirely separate continuity created by the Genesis Wave, while the actual Archie Sonic continuity lives on in Archie Sonic Online and we’re just not allowed to see it under Flynn. Again, this isn’t far-fetched to be the case in-universe with a FANTASY series. Stuff like Sally Moon and Tuxedo Knuckles are sillier than this idea.

  It’s no different from ZELDA where the timeline branched off into THREE, and with none of the characters in the games outright telling you that it happened, and yet that timeline branching was still canon. The third timeline was one where Link died in Ocarina of Time fighting Ganondorf and it had a REALLY CONFUSING unexplained origin that wasn’t nearly as good of an explanation for a timeline split as the Genesis Wave glitching.

  Bear with me here, but I’m focusing on the ACTUAL comic continuity. And that continues in Archie Sonic Online! At least this way I can get SOME resolution! Real Archie Sonic continues onto Archie Sonic Online where it’s in the hands of writers who actually know what they’re doing instead of having more plot holes than Penders did, and the other continuity continues onto Worlds Collide. It should be obvious what I’m continuing with. I’ll do the reboot eventually.

Issue 248:

  We start off right from when Silver disabled Metal Sally. Tails says they should scout ahead and find a way to cut off those robots at the source, and Sonic says they should clear a path for them to get out of here while he’s doing the Super Peel-Out. Silver agrees to telekinetically hold onto Sally for them with his telekinesis and the polar bear Augustus is said to be merely stunned as he’s helped up.

  Meanwhile Nicole says in a panic after Team Freedom escaped the building that Tails Doll is absorbing all the nearby nanites to maintain its form. Naturally since you can’t create something out of nothing. How else would it grow? She then warns them that Rotor, Heavy and Bomb are all susceptible to that as well. Makes sense, so I guess not only is Rotor in a nanite suit, but Heavy and Bomb are made of nanites too.

So why won’t the Tails Doll immediately steal away their nanites or destroy them? I hope it’ll be too much of a dumb robot to think to do that. I giggled at Heavy saying, “ I certainly would dislike being absorbed into that monstrosity! “ (laughs) He’s just so blunt about it!

  Rotor says that they need a way to lure Tails Doll away from the power plant to keep him from irradiating the city, and also keep their distance to avoid being absorbed into him. Cream volunteers to be the decoy out of guilt because she’s the one who brought the doll into the city in the FIRST place. I love that they actually ADDRESS that it’s her fault and she takes moral responsibility for it!

She wastes time trying to tell Tails Doll that it doesn’t NEED to listen to Eggman. Well at least she TRIED to talk him out of being evil! Rotor says that they need to draw Tails Doll out just a little more from the place it’s stuck in.

  Rotor says that they have to make it mad enough to chase them, and tells Heavy and Bomb to give him some covering fire. It’s nice of him to trust them when they’re former Eggman robots, that’s really sweet of him and Nicole to do! They start running after Rotor punches the Tails Doll, and Nicole wisely warps away as I continue to wonder why Nicole can’t just use her nanite powers to take away Tails Doll’s FORM since it’s made of nanites, and trap him in a bubble like with Geoffrey!

You basically have an omnipotent goddess there who’s master of her own domain and she’s not doing anything to help! But it’d ruin the tension if she did. It’s Chaos Knuckles all over again! But I guess because it’s able to absorb and destroy nanites, it would also be able to absorb a bubble around it and can overpower Nicole like usual.

  Tails beats all of the robots with Sonic and they start to run. Sonic asks why they can’t just blow up the Death Egg like before, lampshading why they aren’t doing that. Tails sassy that it’s too risky because “ we’d never make it out in time. “ I guess by THAT he means “ the heroes who DON’T have super speed “ because Tails and Sonic would get out just fine. But if they have Silver with them couldn’t he just tear a hole through the Death Egg’s wall and fly out of it with everyone? Sonic says, “ I know, I know, but it’d be nice to end this once and for all. “ Well he doesn’t get to say “ all “ but he’s a great Audience Surrogate there.

  Sonic stops and whispers that he hears Eggman around the corner. Eggman tells Orbot and Cubot to help him find the bioanalyzer. Tails wonders if it can be used to change Sally back. I am a little ANNOYED at such a convenient Deus ex Machina coming out of nowhere, as just like with the portable deroboticizer there’s no reason Eggman wouldn’t have DESTROYED this thing that keeps Sally’s original data on it. But at this point I just want Sally to be changed back already! It would’ve felt much more natural to just have a portable deroboticizer since we already saw it before. I’m so confused.

  Sonic runs after Eggman and then wonders why he’s running towards a dead end. Why doesn’t he just knock him down with his spindash and attack him a bunch instead of letting him lead him into a trap? He’d have a lot of pent-up aggression with him since he roboticized Sally. He says as I expected that someone has to keep him distracted so Tails can find the bioanalyzer, and he says it’s probably just another robot of the week anyways, being Genre Savvy.

  Tails Doll heads for the civilians requiring Cream to distract Tails Doll for a little longer. She asks Cheese in a panic where he’s going, and he stupidly heads straight up to Tails Doll! I guess being distracted by the shiny pink object in it.

Cream fortunately saves him just in time and Heavy tells Rotor that Tails Doll was quick to defend the red gem in it, even against a CHAO. So that must be his power source! It’s always pretty brilliant when they even find a way to make Cheese the chao useful! It’s good writing!

We cut away from Rotor telling his friends the plan so it can be a surprise, and we see Big and Cream run away, reeling from being in a dangerous situation earlier. He also LITERALLY reels Cream away from lasers with his fishing rod, a creative use of it!

  Nicole pops up startling Cream, and apologizes for doing so, having another socially awkward moment that I love her character for, and she tells her what they need to do, whispering the plan. Nicole says that she’ll reroute some power to the city’s defensive systems in order to protect the civilians and the two run off.

  I guess Cubot saying, “ He’s kaining on us, “ was an intentional typo because Cubot normally has a speech defect of some kind. He should’ve said, “ gaining on us, “ but that doesn’t make any sense, it sounds like he’s trying to make a pun off the name Kain. Anyways Sonic keeps chasing Eggman into a room and we sadly DON’T see a thought bubble from him, that would explain that he’s letting Eggman outrun him so he can lead him to where he wants.

  I mean if Sonic just caught up with him right away, what would be the point of beating him up? He’d refuse to KILL him, which he has every reason to do at this point with the way Eggman’s been mutilating Sally since she’s a robot and he’s been improving her. And just beating him up, might risk killing him as well, even if he did catch up with him what would be the POINT? His friends would be angry with him even if all he did was break Eggman’s limbs or put him in a coma!

  He says he’s not really interested in mercy this time, but he’s gotta be lying because he hasn’t just caught up with him immediately to kill him and because it’d be dismissed as too dark and edgy if he actually carried out that threat. He’s just making himself look like an idiot by saying a completely empty threat, which really has no reason to BE empty.

I heard that it’s weird that Sonic is meaner to sympathetic villains like Geoffrey than to EGGMAN. When it comes to him being mean to Geoffrey, it makes sense because he and Geoffrey have always had a bitter rivalry and Geoffrey betrayed him for Ixis. And he’s madder at them for the same reason I am probably, which is that if they have good in them, there’s much less excuse for them to be on the side of evil because they should know better. If they’re not hopeless, they’re more frustrating if their reasoning for staying on the evil side is just stupid.

  Eggman lets out Emerl against Sonic. This would’ve been an awesome surprise if it weren’t blatantly spoiled by the title page of this issue. Eggman says that Emerl was a gift from Mobian South America. Sonic says the amusing snark, “ Let’s see if it can last longer than five seconds. “ (giggles) He attacks it, and Emerl copies his Spin Attack… UH, that was clearly a SPINDASH. It’s cool to see him use the copy power against Sonic!

  Meanwhile as the Tails Doll is distracted, Big uses his fishing rod to take away his power source, which was conveniently right where they could see it rather than being inside of it where they could never find it. Tails Doll sucks at making a new form for itself. Of course I mean that in two ways because I always hated its big design where it looks nothing like the Tails Doll and just has tentacles. I love that his fishing rod came in handy for once! Nicole says happily in front of an orange light that the nanites are dispersing!

  Sonic smashes the control panels, deactivating the robots threatening his friends somehow and he says amusingly, “ Okay, now what else can I blow up? “ He reunites with Tails, and when Eggman sees that Metal Sally is being brought out of the Death Egg, he orders the Death Egg to be launched even though it hasn’t been fully refuelled yet. Since Silver can fly and the Tornado exists, the heroes have an easy escape.

  Tails says the plane will somehow keep Metal Sally in stasis while they go back home… I don’t know why Silver can’t be doing that, and he already radioed ahead to Uncle Chuck to get started with Rotor on the deroboticizer, so Eggman sends Emerl and Metal Sonic to get Sally back, and we end the story with them approaching the nanite city. So why can’t Nicole just put the force field up to keep them from ever entering the city? Tails Doll’s already defeated so it can’t stop her!

  After ALL THE TIME it took to get to the Northern Tundra, they’re going back to the nanite city after just one issue, so I can only assume the Tornado-2 and Death Egg are just THAT FAST, and Sonic and friends had needed to follow just behind the Death Egg because there was no way to enter it from the sky anymore as it just went wherever.

  The first official story of the Archie Sonic continuation! FINALLY we’re GETTING somewhere! This issue proves my point that the whole thing about Tails Doll and Mecha Sally’s rescue could’ve been resolved in literally just one or two issues, making it all the more unacceptable that Penders-I mean Flynn, never bothered to do that in time. I literally had written Penders by accident in the script. Sonic’s dialogue is ENTERTAINING and in-character for him, being self-aware and Genre Savvy, which I love!

  Sonic fights off Emerl, keeping Eggman distracted, and destroys a control panel which makes all the robots that were facing Amy and the others break down, because for some reason they don’t have minds of their own and instead are all connected to the control panel. That’s one of only 3 plot holes in this issue. I don’t know why Amy couldn’t have just been written to destroy all the robots with her hammer, being useful by herself.

  As for the second plot hole, Tails finds a bioanalyzer that kept Sally’s data from when she was roboticized, that could be installed into Uncle Chuck’s deroboticizer to return her back to normal despite her modifications. It sure was convenient that Eggman hasn’t destroyed this thing a long time ago for being useless to him! At the time I was completely confused about what the bioanalyzer was supposed to be. I was like, “ she’s a robot, what bio is there in her to analyse? HUH? “ The comic never explicitly stated that the bioanalyzer ever existed.

  Silver fortunately kept being useful the whole TIME by holding Mecha Silver still. So for ONCE he’s being as useful as I’d expect a telekinetic to be. He wasn’t a total idiot doing more harm than good, and none of the characters had frustrating Idiot Balls. This is such a step up from Flynn! So much so that the only problems I had with the story were minor nitpicks! The last issue I read of Flynn’s made me really angry! And same goes for Issue 224, which was the last issue I had made a video on at the time that I was first reviewing this issue.

  I also liked how they took care of Tails Doll! Even if AGAIN there’s a nitpick, as we have the third and final plot hole; there’s no reason his power source should’ve been in a place that Big’s fishing rod could reach and be visible to everyone, instead of just inside of it, hidden. For the most part the heroes just distracted it, until the very end where finally something is done against it thanks to Big.

But I CAN’T think of any other way they could’ve killed him, aside from Nicole making it too easy by doing the obvious against it by using the nanites to attack him or trap him in a bubble that would shrink and crush him to death. But it was cool how they beat it, Cream made herself useful as a distraction to make up for the fact that she brought it here in the first place, and Big’s fishing rod was vital to the plot for once, in a way other than fishing!

Issue 249:

We start out with Tails explaining what the bioanalyzer does. Finally. It scans someone’s genetic and physical makeup before roboticizing them. And it’s needed because it still has the data from when Sally was roboticized, allowing her to be changed back regardless of modifications.

And it wasn’t destroyed since then by Eggman for some WEIRD reason! I have a question, if devices like this can be made, why didn’t Rotor get one and make a ton of them and make sure it was used on everyone just in case, so they could be deroboticized no matter how much they would be modified? It makes it forced that the Robians stayed Robians so easily from that excuse, as somehow the heroes really were that incompetent to have never gotten a bioanalyzer when they took back Mobotropolis.

  Sonic then asks Tails how he knows so much about roboticizers. He’s an engineer, and he grew up in a world with roboticizers, why WOULDN’T he? Tails says that the Brain Trust did a lot of research when Sonic was up in space.

Eggman admits reluctantly that free will has been an effective tool for his army, as Orbot and Cubot, Metal Sally, and the Dark Legion have shown him… Well they do have ways to counteract disobedience, while also having independent thought. He then says that because of this, he gave Metal Sonic a power gem core to let it think and adapt to any situation.

  Orbot lampshades how unwise that risk was and Eggman reveals that the core can only amplify his emotions as he sees fit, as he modified it. He also says that he downloaded battle data onto that power gem for him. We learned about this already in Sonic Universe Issue 50, so this is just explaining to us that this stuff is canon without needing that issue to be canon.

And he brags about how sadistic Metal Sonic is. Why didn’t he program them ALL to be that way to begin with? Why would they need to have power gem cores to be sadistic? I remember that Swatbot that said he loved seeing bad robots get punished early on.

  The minute they all show up in the nanite city, Emerl and Metal Sonic follow them there as I once again wonder why Nicole couldn’t bring the force field up to prevent them from getting in. But I guess the logic is that they came into the city too fast and she didn’t know.

The minute Silver gets hit by a laser Metal Sally immediately springs back to life and attacks Sonic. This really annoyed me, Silver should’ve made her damaged enough by moving parts around in her with telekinesis to not be ABLE to attack them! That’s why she got disabled in the first place, right? Was he just keeping her unconscious and paralyzed?

  They have the bioanalyzer, so it doesn’t matter how much she’s damaged! Shard blatantly said that his telekinesis shorts out robots as if it was a dealbreaker. Wouldn’t shorting her out kill her? Sally was said to be almost dead when she was low on energy around Khan. Short-circuiting means no energy flow. But that was stupid, she can just get more energy and be fine, so I’m glad that rule is retconned as Eggman just lying to manipulate Khan.

  As Sonic is preoccupied with Metal Sally he tells Amy to buy Tails enough time to get to the lab so he can bring her there. Amy tells Tails that she’ll hold off Metal Sonic. UH the LAST time someone other than Sonic fought this guy they were blown up. Shouldn’t he still be able to self-destruct?

Unfortunately for Amy, Emerl copies her hammer summoning ability. Someone who hates Amy would enjoy her getting a taste of her own medicine finally, especially after she chased Sonic with a hammer at the end of Sonic Riders, and Sonic and the Black Knight where Sonic was absolutely terrified of her. Well, it’d be way more enjoyable to actually SEE her get hit with the Piko Hammer, not just see Emerl get her ability.

  Amy realizes that being in a fight with Emerl for a long time in a stalemate, will let her buy more time for Sonic and Tails to save Sally. She then looks over at Metal Sonic who is full of smoke, and IXIS having possessed Geoffrey earlier as you can tell by his speech and red eyes, says with fire behind him that he won’t let Metal Sonic tear up the city.

Right away it should be obvious to everyone in the area that he’s possessed by Ixis because his eyes are red now, an unnecessary change on Ixis’ part, and Ixis is awkward at trying to talk like an Australian using the (laughs) word “ bloke “ after hesitating! (giggles) “ Sorry about that, er, bloke. “

He (laughs) even says, “ my, “ before saying, “ my master’s city! “ although that could be misinterpreted as Geoffrey revealing that he wants to take over the city himself, which would be easy for them to believe since they hate him so much, I mean they easily jumped to the conclusion that he led the Death Egg to the city. The big problem is not only the eyes, but there’s no way that Ixis is good at imitating his accent, right? Is he even doing that at all? Wouldn’t people notice his accent slipping eventually? (giggles) I hope the characters figure him out because of this.

  That’s the problem with making it too obvious that a character’s possessed for the sake of the audience. It not only dumbs things down for the audience but it makes in-universe stupider as well because the other characters should catch on right AWAY with that lack of subtlety! This isn’t just the continuation’s fault. They have to be consistent with what Flynn wrote. The artists made that mistake with Monkey Khan when he was brainwashed as well, where he looked different for no other reason than making sure we know he’s brainwashed.  

  Mecha Sally uses a force field out of nowhere to keep Sonic from attacking her, and she briefly jumps at Cream as she stupidly stands there paralyzed in fear while Sally looks completely black-colored with white lines for some reason so that she looks totally unrecognizable. That was weird. I guess Eggman programmed her to be able to temporarily change her appearance like that to look menacing…

   Mecha Sally guilts Sonic by telling him that he has failed her before like when he attacked Knothole as Mecha Sonic. It wasn’t HIS fault Fang dropped a barbell on him! Or that he got roboticized afterwards! She’s probably just blaming him for that to manipulate him. She also says that he fell for a ploy to have her killed. What did he FALL for? It was everyone ELSE who fell for it!

She’s REALLY SUCKING at the manipulating thing for once because, this makes no sense to blame Sonic for and Sonic never points it out! To be fair, she MIGHT just be talking about how he thought Sally died. THAT was what he fell for, she just didn’t make it clear. She also tells him that he would’ve forsaken her for a fight with Silver Sonic. Well I felt the same way too.

While he’s distracted by his guilt she kicks him because that was the whole point, doing so in a weak spot. I wonder if that’s out of resentment for him forsaking her as well?

And the Secret Freedom Fighters, as Nicole looks depressed and Shard comforts her with his hand on her shoulder, are watching this with holograms. Elias wants to go stop Sally. Harvey says he can’t, not because he obviously would get killed because he’s not a superhuman, but because there are witnesses everywhere.

Elias is angry at him and asks if restoring him to the throne is worth watching his sister commit atrocities. People wouldn’t think he was a Secret Freedom Fighter, they’d just think he came back to the city because he missed it so badly and fought alone. I guess they mean he wouldn’t be able to come back to the throne because he’d be dead thanks to Ixis.

  Shard is the voice of reason with his hand on his shoulder in a friendship moment, telling him that they have to let the public heroes save the day this time, and they all look depressed. This, this feels like a filler page, but it’s nice to SEE them. It’s at least worthwhile by reminding us that Shard’s death is now non-canon.

  Silver finally wakes up and telekinetically grabs Emerl, allowing Amy to have a chance to hit him with her hammer. She thanks Silver, saying she hasn’t had a hammer fight like THAT since ROSY.

Silver says they should go take care of Metal Sonic, and they promptly get confused at finally seeing Ixis in Geoffrey’s body using a floating Chaos Emerald wand in his head hair to, uh… cover Metal Sonic in purple smoke? What’s that doing to him? What does that have to do with elemental magic? I don’t understand!

  Amy asks why he can suddenly do that, stupid question since he’s with Ixis all the time so she should be assuming he learned it from him, and she asks why he has Ixis’ staff… Shouldn’t she just be assuming that Ixis let him borrow it, or that he stole it himself? I mean you’d think it would be pretty easy to come up with an explanation.

Silver says pragmatically that as long as he’s fighting Metal Sonic with it he doesn’t care. But again Ixis being so obvious about possessing Geoffrey here makes me wonder why the heroes didn’t figure it out. Ixis threatens to crystallize Metal Sonic for personal use after freezing him solid. Logically he should’ve frozen his oil as WELL and totally defeated it for the issue by now, like Ixis did to M effortlessly, so that’s the first plot hole.

But anyways, crystallizing Metal Sonic sounds like a pretty nice way to make him a threatening villain and then we see him panic as a flat-lining red line background happens meaning nothing to me and Ixis acts panicked as pink lightning surrounds his eyes and body from the staff and it comes out of his eyes.

He asks why having Geoffrey’s body isn’t preventing all of this. Well the real threat of the sickness was in his MIND all along, since the ghosts of the wizards were there, so of COURSE it wouldn’t be exclusive to HIS body!… So what’s he gonna do NOW?! It doesn’t matter who he possesses!

  Metal Sonic melts his way out of the ice with fire and says that the data on Ixian magicks has been successfully copied. Oh crap!… So Metal Sonic has Emerl’s copy power TOO now. That came out of nowhere, but it makes sense that he’d be programmed with that as a smart ability especially since he had that in Heroes. It’s really cool, of course he’d do this eventually! Silver tells Amy to stay here and make sure Metal Sonic doesn’t get any backup.

  Tails asks in a panic why it’s taking so long, and Rotor says that they can’t hook up a bioanalyzer meant for a WORLD roboticizer to do a rush job like this, and because of this they’ll have to transfer the data to a standard model. Jules tells Uncle Chuck that his sensors are CONVENIENTLY picking up something approaching rapidly, but are not convenient enough to tell them that it’s Metal Sonic. I wish he just said, “ I’m HEARING something coming up to us. “ That’d be less confusing.

  Silver rushes to stop Metal Sonic with telekinesis and then for SOME reason asks if he lost control again. He never lost control to BEGIN with! The closest he came to that was when he was fighting Enerjak as hard as possible and having fun with it in Jani-Ca’s zone, and of course that was justified, he was fighting someone omnipotent and evil! It’s at least sweet to see Silver worry about losing control of his anger and being power mad. There’s no reason he’d lose control of his powers so that’s not it.

He makes himself impressively useful with his telekinesis saying he’s gonna keep Metal Sonic under stasis and find Sonic, who should be with Sally. Now I’m really worried that Metal Sonic will copy his overpowered telekinesis ability! ‘Cause that would really suck for the heroes. Also it’s a really good thing Silver didn’t panic at seeing Jules since he’s a robot too.

  Silver then greets Sonic, and this proves to be a stupid mistake since Metal Sally blasts him with her head laser in response when he should’ve just telekinetically grabbed her the MINUTE he saw her! Because of this, he didn’t do that, and this frees Metal Sonic as well.

At least it looks like the force field is up and the fighting between robots is taking place outside of the city walls because we have that blue wall thing near the golden wall, but Silver really should’ve broken Metal Sonic beyond repair while he was telekinesising him! That would be the third plot hole in this story since he should’ve damaged Mecha Sally that way too, but I like how she’ll be beaten later better than the logical thing happening with Silver.

  Metal Sonic tells Sally to start self-destructing, and she flies up into the sky with Sonic holding her wrist, and taunts Sonic in a very tense high pressure situation about the OTHER friends that died on him, like Nate and Tommy. FORTUNATELY he’s able to spindash her into being deactivated, and just before the bomb in her could blow up, with a second left, he rushes her into the deroboticizer and gets Sally back!

It was pretty nice of the bioanalyzer to analyse what she was WEARING at the time too so that she can be wearing those things when she gets back to normal. And it’s awesome of the deroboticizer to work fast enough for her to not be blown up with only a second left.

  Sally wakes up pretty quickly, but is horrified and sheds a tear when she realizes that she had been a robot inconveniencing people for so long, and sits down with her eyes closed right away from sheer fear. Really? She didn’t have that reaction the LAST time she was deroboticized, although she wasn’t a robot for nearly as long that time, but she still woke up and asked, “ Where am I? “ and then realized she was about to be forced to roboticize her friends! Did she remember everything?

I guess it makes sense because she had her independent thought back then, Eggman obedience aside, so maybe people having no independent thought when they’re robots is what keeps their brains from writing their experiences during that time to long-term memory, because they had totally different brains back then. But she still had a different robot body! It’s confusing that she remembers her time as Eggman’s slave when all the other Robians don’t! Like Uncle Chuck forgot about roboticizing Lupe! But he still felt guilty.

  This issue was by Sonic Wind Attack, and as I said before, Flynn just needed two more issues to resolve the Mecha Sally story, which probably could’ve happened if Sega hadn’t forced him to make a worthless adaptation of a Sega racing game and an Olympics game.

They get Mecha Sally to the outskirts of the city where the force field is raised the whole time, and there’s some complication to the plan because Emerl and Metal Sonic who have copy abilities knock out Silver with a laser, releasing his grip on Metal Sally, who immediately is able to attack when she wakes up afterwards.

  And Ixis continues his usual “ gag “ of not being allowed to be threatening at all, because his debilitating mental magic illness comes back, in the most unclear way of all this time, even in Geoffrey’s body since it was in his mind. For some reason Metal Sonic doesn’t kill him as he runs away, but he DOES copy his magic! Silver does save Tails from Metal Sonic, though. Fortunately Metal Sonic doesn’t copy his telekinesis. But I really have to wonder why Silver didn’t completely destroy Metal Sonic with his telekinesis while he was at it…

  Fortunately even though Silver had a moment of stupidity by greeting Sonic from force of habit instead of grabbing Metal Sally right away, he recovers quick enough and Sonic saves the day spindashing her tons of times to disable her. And Sally is horrified at what she was doing earlier when she returns to normal.

Silver gets to use his powers in the way that I’d EXPECT of a telekinetic, grabbing people, and everyone’s all wrapped up in a happy package in just TWO issues of the fans writing! SEE, Flynn, THIS is how you do it! Why does he think fancomic writers can’t write, again? HE was one, so that is hypocritical. Well the Ixis thing wasn’t resolved yet and a lot of stuff weren’t either. But I’m just glad Sally’s back!

  The only cliffhanger it resolved was Sally, we didn’t get one panel get spared for Antoine waking up and Bunnie coming home with her cyborg limbs, which would’ve been really easy for them to draw, but at the very least it was said that even completing those two issues took a YEAR of hard work from fans, so it’s a miracle they got THOSE issues out!

Between all the last minute delays and sudden changes in plans and corrections. You know Archie used to come out on a monthly basis from the start. And ASO doesn’t have to worry about physical distribution taking even longer. It only takes a month to make an Archie Sonic issue. I’m just thankful they proved that Sally COULD have a good resolution. They’re also planning to rewrite Sonic Universe Issue 50.

  Issue 249 was released on August 2018. I really hope that the fans haven’t quit on this and are still working on it, and I especially hope that they’ll keep working on for a really long time. That’s the big downside to a fan comic, even if it IS fantastic and hilariously better than Flynn’s work at the end of the comic without even trying, it takes forever for fans to make issues for no reason while the official comic took just a month per issue…

The biggest problem I have with Archie Sonic Online is its slow schedule, and what really makes it worse is Mobius Legends. If they’re completely non-canon test stories… then they’re just wastes of time and resources, when they could’ve been getting out main issues MUCH FASTER if they weren’t wasting their time on it! They were fun to read, but they were obviously not worth it. They weren’t even half as good as these so I don’t think they even did their job, honestly.

Newbie’s Perspective: Sonic Boom Shattered Crystal Comic Review

  I just learned about this thanks to a video on deviantart. It starts in a flashback to millennia ago, with Lyric bragging that he’s unstoppable. I’d find this story boring if I knew the game’s plot by heart and thought it was being just like it, instead of being creative, but lucky for the comic I’ve never watched the game’s cutscenes.

Some ancient people in cloaks stand in front of a crystal with noise happening, and he screams no, as I’m wondering how they can stand having the hoods so low with the shadows in front of their eyes, when it’d make things harder to see. I’m supposed to see them as wise and amazing but that’s an idiotic fashion choice when you think about it.

  He complains because he thought of the crystal as his, and someone says that all they did was slow him down, and he’ll be free someday. I’m guessing the armor he was wearing made him invincible and that’s why he called himself unstoppable, which would actually justify them sealing him away instead of simply killing him. I wonder if sealing him away was the only possibility or if they were idiots here by not using the magical crystal for an actual solution, when they KNOW he’ll be free one day, somehow. That guy sure is a pessimist.

Someone says they should take the shards that would’ve made him omnipotent and scatter them. I suppose that’s smarter than what’s done with the Master Emerald as long as “ and hide them well “ is included. Then it cuts back to present day, after hopefully giving the audience at least a little new information instead of being a total waste of time.

He says he’ll have what is rightfully his and sees Shadow who says that he doesn’t object because justice should be had. So because he didn’t know Lyric and had no access to any information about him, he took his word that it’s rightfully his. He wouldn’t have made a fool of himself though if he spent all his time with Sonic and his friends because then he’d have learned who Lyric is and not sided with him.

  Lyric politely says he likes his style. At least he’s willing to compliment people. He says he’d serve him well. He should know he’d look bad by phrasing it like that. Of course he could get offended and annoyed at that. He says he serves no one. So Boom Shadow wouldn’t work for GUN.

Then Lyric has his head grabbed and welcomes him to his army, having a moment of impressive competence, although he hadn’t been shown proof that Shadow would be incredibly useful to him to the point where it’d justify forcing him to work for him. Wait, why not do that to anyone else like the heroes? Were they never close enough? Did he use up the last of his brainwashing juice or energy on HIM? I hope that’s explained.

  Wait, come to think of it why doesn’t Shadow use Chaos Control to warp to safety here? He has that ability in the cartoon, so he should have it in the game. I assume that he can’t do anything to save himself while this guy is talking to him right now because he’s ALREADY being brainwashed, and that’s why he has that expression. I wish that was explicitly explained though because some people might look back on this and see Shadow as an idiot for not warping away while he was welcoming him to his army.

  Sticks runs away from falling rocks days later, talking like she’s got a delusion that rocks have sentient souls that’d be wasted on unmoving objects nowhere near people, AND are out to get her for no reason. Sonic picks her up while running to save her, and there’s a surprisingly sweet response from Sticks where she says he’s funny for joking that she’s having fun. Huh, I don’t hate this issue.

  Knuckles says he’ll handle these only to get hurt by one. Tails uses an ener-beam while flying so that Sticks and Sonic could have something to swing on to safety, and Amy’s helping out too by holding one of the beams from above. Sonic thanks them for the help and Amy finally asks what they were doing down there.

Sticks reveals she was hearing voices in her head and thought the rocks were giving her info, and rants about an underground army that’s gonna rise up and destroy them all, which to be fair isn’t outside of the realm of possibility in a sci-fi fantasy like Sonic. In fact there is a dangerous underground army in the cartoon who all look like frog people. Either way though she’s wasting my time.

Amy says she’s going back to her research and for some reason asks Knuckles to go with her and help. Knuckles acts annoying by asking if they’re there yet out of impatience over and over, not caring how it’d annoy her, because he’s Boom Knuckles, not In-Character Knuckles, but again at least he has a different design to keep me from expecting him to be in-character on sight.

Because he’s so annoying Amy angrily tells him to just stand guard. At least she’s smiling so she doesn’t look like just a hotheaded jerk. Instead she’s relatable by trying to be diplomatic while still being irritated. Knuckles says he’ll keep things secure, and the comic tries to have humor because of some panels where nothing happens where it’s clearly peaceful around him, and he says he’s keeping things secure. At least that wasn’t horrible annoying comedy, even if it didn’t make me laugh. This is almost enjoyable for a story.

  Amy sees an ancient piece of writing saying Lyric’s name and then Lyric sneaks up behind her. She at least thinks to threaten him with her hammer right away and gets the chance to do so. However if she had the foresight to bring something that could shock someone like a taser, like an electricity gun Tails could make, she might have had a better time here, not to mention she could call out for Knuckles if he’s close enough to her, unless Lyric’s literally invincible in this armor.

Lyric makes a fool out of himself calling himself an overlord when he’s not in charge of anyone yet. Amy makes a fool out of HERSELF by asking who he is, when him asking if he’s so easily forgotten after she just said his name, makes it obvious that he already implied he’s Lyric.

  Surprisingly he says she’ll help him in his conquest. You would think this would mean he’s going to brainwash her here. Wasn’t Shadow brainwashed by Lyric into fighting for him in the game? So YEAH, why didn’t he do that to Amy? Shadow showed NO usefulness to him, when he could’ve been written to throw a Chaos Spear at him, when Shadow’s supposed to be a cynic, while Amy had a HAMMER.

He says he won’t back off until he gets told what those symbols say. Isn’t he FROM the same time period as those symbols? So wouldn’t he KNOW? Isn’t he even part of the same cultural group as the ancients who wrote it? I don’t get it, why is he going after Amy? I’d assume he’d have kidnapped her for the game because he knew she was Sonic’s friend and he wanted to spite him or hold her hostage to get leverage over him, but instead this is just really confusing. On the bright side this seemed to be the only sloppy part of the issue.

  This was by Ian Flynn. And surprisingly, by the middle of the issue I ended up enjoying it because I noticed how long it went without annoying me and messing up. I loved how all of the main Sonic characters were being competent effortlessly saving their friends and right after LYRIC was smart by thinking to brainwash Shadow AFTER grabbing him to hold him still… even if Shadow really had no reason to take his word for it that the crystal was rightfully his when he was digging for it, when he’s supposed to be cynical.

  But the story itself is barebones and wastes the beginning with a pointless flashback that probably only repeats what the game told you about, but if they wanted to have that so Lyric wouldn’t confuse anyone who didn’t see the plot of the game, well anybody could’ve assumed he was the bad guy of the game without this. Meanwhile he’s STILL confusing me because it doesn’t spare one line of dialogue explaining how he got that suit he’s wearing. I liked seeing Sonic save Sticks from falling boulders, that was nice, but it’d be uncreative if that was in the game too.

I guess the only new thing it really offers content-wise is Lyric meeting Shadow and Amy. With Shadow it’s interesting that Shadow takes his word for it that the crystal is rightfully his because he doesn’t KNOW Lyric. But it amounts to nothing anyways because after he says he serves no one, he gets brainwashed anyways. So I hope there’s a really good explanation for why he doesn’t just do that to everyone, that’s insanely overpowered, and Ixis already did it in SatAM.

  And maybe it would’ve been better writing if the famously cynical Shadow didn’t trust him because he looked like an obvious bad guy, and he has no apparent reason to think the crystal’s rightfully his, so he could’ve demonstrated his chaos abilities to him trying to attack him. And THEN he would’ve thought he was worth brainwashing. And I suppose he HAS to be written to take his word for it because if he thought he was evil on sight, there’d be no excuse for him not using Chaos Control on Lyric to completely avoid the plot of the game.

  Amy’s scene at the end ended up being the only bad part of the issue aside from making Knuckles ask, “ are we there yet, “ too much, which does nothing to alleviate the damage done to his character in Boom like fans clearly wanted, but fine, it felt obligated to stay consistent to how BOOM Knuckles was, even if I still feel like a REALLY brilliant writer would ignore who Boom Knuckles was and just write him like Knuckles.

  So the real thing I hate is that Lyric doesn’t know what the glyphs are spelling out, even though he’s from the ancient past and I thought he was part of the same cultural group as the ones who sealed him away. So that’s a stupid and confusing reason for him to bother Amy, when most people would assume he kidnapped her for being Sonic’s friend.

While it was Amy’s dumb fault that she got kidnapped, because she didn’t have Knuckles there to protect her, it’s not an Idiot Ball because it makes perfect sense that she got fed up with him. I can be fine with characters under Flynn making mistakes as long as those mistakes are believable.

Sonic Archives 5 Everything Old is Newt Again Review: Newbie’s Perspective

  I looked up the issue on a wiki and that’s the only reason I found out about this story. Apparently there’s an extra story in a volume dedicated to reprints, and this was originally meant to be in the official comic but it got scrapped, but they dug up the original writer and artist and had it made as a bonus! It starts out with Robotnik insisting to his badniks that Sonic’s a thing of the past as he stands in front of his gravestone, yeah right.

  And thankfully we’re told right away that we’re not being expected to believe it’s the truth, and instead, it’s somehow a part of his motivational speech to the robots. Since when would he do this? Wouldn’t his speech be about killing Sonic in the first place? What else would it be about? At least this is more creative than the next panel being a flashback to show us how we got to the first panel like I thought.

  Eggman wants some ideas from his badniks even though he’s supposed to be smarter than them, but being a good engineer doesn’t guarantee creativity. I have to assume that he thinks he’s creatively exhausted and doesn’t want to repeat a plan, then. One of the small robots wants his attention, and he climbs up to a seat to get it and it’s the Universalamander. How in the world is he still alive? He was stomped to death by Super Sonic. No wonder this story was scrapped. I’m still interested in seeing how it’d go, but it’s a relief to see that it was for the best that it got canceled.

  Eggman says he thought he was lost. So did I! He says he’ll make him giant with a twist that’ll make him invincible. I assume he’s lying about the invincible part, and the twist is, he’ll remove his ability to do stuff Eggman wouldn’t want willingly, because that was his only problem with him the first time and he’s supposed to be all about removing free will.

  Finally we see the Freedom Fighters, and Antoine wonders if Bunnie’s ready to play flag football, so it’s good to see them doing something for fun that I never saw them do. Bunnie says she was born ready because she’s from “ Sec Country, “ whatever that means, and I remember she’s a cyborg and think her super strength would give her an unfair advantage in football, so she must not be allowed to kick the ball.

All of the team is going against Sonic, and Sally looks stupid saying that it’s hardly fair when it’s obvious that they’re doing this to compensate for Sonic’s speed, so she should know that. Sonic says she’s right, but he didn’t mean it because right away he zips around them and says it’s not fair that he can win against them so quickly, snatching all of the flags. Why is Tails surprised? This must be the first time they ever tried to play this game with him.

  Sonic at least says it’s a beautiful day, which tries to make him more sympathetic to make up for that, and he gets grabbed by the Universalamander. Then he kicks Sonic away. Bunnie’s got super strength, and he’s ignoring her, so it’d be good writing if she used it against him. Right now he’s boring me to death by talking too much.

Finally Bunnie punches him. Then she gets sent flying away too, in the very next panel. It annoys me because she gets given The Worf Effect way too often in this comic as it is, barely ever getting to be awesome for a while and win a fight. But at least it’s not forced that she got smacked away here because she’s not nearly fast enough to avoid his attack, and I guess she didn’t see it coming. Because Sally said big twice, that gives Rotor an idea.

  Then Sonic complains about being smacked into an ant hill, and a sentient ant yells at him for that, being confusingly rude when he should know who Sonic is, since he’s so fast. But apparently he DOES know who he is because when he’s told he’s lost, he tells him to run in concentric circles in the desert marking the sand until he’d hit a familiar landmark. He thanks him for the brilliant idea. I still find the ant annoying for being mad at Sonic, but at least it’s more believable that someone else would come up with this idea instead of Sonic. It might seem confusingly smart for him.

  Rotor of course comes out of the stump with the reduce and enlarge component used on the robot last time. When he hits it with the reduce ray, it grows, because Robotnik foresaw this possibility and had installed a device that reverses any energy it’d absorb. Okay why won’t he immediately try to make him grow instead? Because that’s instantly obvious as an idea.

Why was an entire page wasted on this guy? Somehow they just do nothing against him as he says he’ll kick them around and try to stomp them. Sonic spindashes at him, needing to save them, but thankfully Rotor explains that he WAS going to try to use the enlarge ray on him, but it got smashed before he could.

  Rotor escapes to the underground base and Sally says she ordered a device and it just came to her, and Rotor calls it a Nicole 7000, so this is showing a different, original origin for Nicole. On the one hand it looks very silly because Nicole’s WAY too advanced to be something that anyone could simply order. You’d think a computer that useful would’ve been Rotor’s invention. But at least it keeps it simple. It’s easy to understand, unlike her being made in a Stable Time Loop, but at least with that, it’s believable to the audience that a future Rotor could make her.

  If I don’t know who made her right away, then I’m just gonna be distracted wondering how the heroes got so lucky that SHE could get invented by some nobody, when the creator of Nicole would need to be especially skilled, and Rotor’s that AND one of the main characters, giving him more respect from the audience right away, so I’d wonder why her creator was never seen before if he’s so much smarter than Rotor.

In canon we got told who made Nicole in the first story she talked in, while we’ll never know here, which makes her come off as a lazy Deus ex Machina instead of a character who’s cared about by the writer. Sonic and Bunnie fight the Universalamander even though he’s invincible because it was only to keep him distracted for Rotor. It’s annoying that Tails is asked if he’s old enough to do this, even though he could fly as far away from him as he WANTS and is just there to distract him.

Antoine acts annoying and Rotor shows up, and it’s surprising that Sonic says he’s packing heat and Rotor’s dressed in an army outfit for no reason. He wasted valuable time putting that outfit on just for a joke. He’s holding a ray that’s labeled as a reducer, apparently, and he shoots the robot and shrinks him, and says that he mislabeled it on purpose so that he’d let him hit him. That’s impressively smart. Why’d he take off his helmet and shades?

  He’s been useful with his intelligence constantly throughout the story. I wish Modern Tails was like this because he’s completely showing him up! This is better than Tails, doing something insanely stupid for Sonic despite knowing it’s stupid, or not preventing Sonic from making a mistake when he knows it’ll be a mistake, so that his intelligence just backfires and is usually wasted on him. I’d take a genius saving the day over reactivating Metal Sonic any day.

  Rotor was so competent that the robot shrinks away into nothing because whatever Robotnik installed in him didn’t have a good braking system. Sonic looks serious, and so do the rest of his friends. Sonic says, “ Gee, this is where I’d normally make some humorous remark, but that seems inappropriate. “ This is so much better writing than in Sonic the Comic after Grimer’s cousin got shrunken away and the same happened to Fang. Both times, the so-called heroes of the story didn’t react at all like a really good person would.

It was smart of them to not care, but THIS is the reaction you’d expect them to have, although it completely contradicts Sonic being totally casual about stomping him to death, the LAST time he knew him. But since the ONLY way it makes sense for Universalamander to still be alive, is that he didn’t stomp him to death, obviously this is a different universe in the first place where he never did that.

  Then Nicole says that she thinks based on the current situation for no reason, that Mobius is going to get “ very complicated, “ with new faces, complex relationships and entire worlds opening up. How is “ the same geography and cultures as Earth, “ even the slightest bit “ very complicated? “

This dialogue takes me out of it, so it shouldn’t be there. It seems like it would’ve never been written in the original story because it only references how the comic went on to change after the Underground Knothole era, which is partially not its fault because, of course having a lot more issues would result in it having a lot more TO it. But with the words “ very complicated, “ it comes off as the writer’s disdain for that slipping out, which is unprofessional, as you’d expect this from a hater of the comic who never read most of it.

  Sure, Echidnaopolis has a long history, but being creatively inspired isn’t a bad thing for a writer to be obviously, and that city is basically it when it comes to locations on the planet with a ton of development, aside from the Dragon Kingdom. I could understand the writer of the oldest stories preferring his interpretation of the comic, especially since the only things wrong with it are the fourth wall breaks and Antoine abuse, so if nitpicks are the only things that suck about a comic, that’s a really good comic by Sonic standards.

  But the fact is the comic becoming a bit more complicated is why it became interesting enough to get the devoted fanbase it has, and to have people still be talking about it to this day. Maybe if it never changed from a silly episodic comic, it wouldn’t have been memorable and engaging enough for that, so it wouldn’t be respectible, just a kids’ book we’d all outgrow and forget.

It also wouldn’t have had the infamous things about Archie happen, but that’s the price you have to pay for a comic that takes risks. At least it stays interesting to an older audience, and that’s why it’s still talked about. The story ends with Eggman looking mad while somehow a victory party’s being thrown anyways. So that’s confusing. Since when does that happen?

  This story by Mike Gallagher has the confusing return of Universalamander, so I’m glad it was scrapped because it doesn’t even bother explaining how he survived getting stomped to death by Super Sonic, and there’s no way he would. He didn’t have to be the SAME ONE. Robotnik could’ve just built a NEW one. So at least that’s easily fixable.

It was an impressive story, because Bunnie and Rotor got to be awesome, instead of only Sonic being useful against it. Bunnie punches it, and even though it hits her away, that actually doesn’t mark the end of her fighting it. Rotor didn’t just think to use the enlarge ray after it turned out to get grown by the shrink ray, but he mislabeled it as a reducer so that he’d be allowed to use it on it. It’s great that its defeat was different this time and it was better written here.

  Speaking of shockingly smart, even an annoying background character was, because when Sonic got lost in the desert, he told him to run in circles until he’d hit a familiar landmark, which was smart because he’d always see the marks in the sand and know where he’s been, and if he simply ran ahead, he’d be very likely to run in the wrong direction. The guy still left a bad impression because he yelled at Sonic for smacking into his ant hill when that wasn’t his fault and it was hard enough to avoid getting too damaged.

  But he prevents Sonic from coming off as favoritized and portrayed as too cool just because he’s the series mascot, because he needed to give Sonic this advice, and that’s more believable than him thinking to do that himself, as he’s not known for being so smart that he’d think outside the box instantly. He was lucky he met the ant, but people get lucky in real life too.

While the beginning was too confusing, this was actually a good story because the characters you’d expect to be competent were impressively competent, and it had an action scene as its plot, so it was exciting and exactly what you’d expect from Sonic, without being boring by being too much what you’d expect, because it’s a giant animal robot for once.